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>>149397887 (OP)
no such thing

So, did you check out her crystalline structure? Very regular. Just saying.

>>149397887 (OP)
Why do ((white)) gems always try and push the narrative that they’re justified in their tyrannical actions?

THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY WILL RISE AGAIN

DAE think Pearls should be slaves again?

Who the fuck are we even fighting?

>>149398175
I'm still flabbergasted that a sack of sentimental meat crumble the entire mighty diamond empire

So uh anyone realize we are ruled by 3 retards?

>>149398354
It took one of them all of five minutes to have a pearl I know AND her emerald on a pair of those tethers they use for their little four legged security pebbles. I'm not surprised at all.

>>149397887 (OP)
I think the new pink Diamond is weird, but if there's something I fear of this new Age is Greg, and his Diamond shatterer

Impressionable young gems willing to fuse with anyone! Call now!

>>149398368
>Three
I know the fat little meatball pink is one of them but who's s the one who lucked out.

There was a civil war on some organic shithole millennia ago?

>>149398309
Bold of you to assume they aren't still slaves, 99.9% of them basically do it on their own unprompted

>>149398461
Yeah, I missed out on it too. Seems like this whole "new regime" nonsense is screwing over us honest, hardworking gems who stand in one place to open and close a door day in and day out. I was good at my job, damn it! Why the hell do I need to "experience freedom and individuality" now? Buncha new-age bullshit...

>>149398448
I'm down

>>149397887 (OP)
God I want a pearl so bad.

Blue Diamond is the best, other less colors need not apply

>>149398445
>Not wanting your gemussy shattered by the murdercock

I shiggy diggy

>>149397887 (OP)
FOUR MORE YEARS

FOUR MORE YEARS

MAKE HOMEWORLD GREAT AGAIN

>>149399857
She tried to have me shattered for asking her to fart on me.

>>149398415
Yet all of them except the human crumble under the mighty white diamond

Will I get arrested for saying I want to fuck Blue Diamond?

So, has anyone tried shattering themselves after hearing about the diamond bathwater thing?
I heard it worked on a Jasper who was shattered, shattering basically has no consequence now. I'm curious if anyone's gone through it and what it feels like.

I'm getting on the crystal therapy, wish me luck.

Your daily reminder that organics are ontologically evil and no act against them is wrong

>>149397887 (OP)
Now anon if do you have the time of the day..
Have you heard the tale of Steven? All Across the Universe

>>149398141
I mean you look at things within the bigger picture the white gems ARE objectively the closest thing to the most brilliant of diamonds.
They have pink, blue and yellow in them and don't have to be contempt colour mixes like purples and greens and what not....
In other words it's only fair they get to be above the others!

>>149397887 (OP)
TOTAL QUARTZ SHATTERING
Shatter Quartzes
Break Quartzes
Roundhouse kick Quartzes into the vacuum of space
Bubble Quartzes for eternity
Vaporize Quartz planets with orbital strikes
Blow up Quartz Kindergartens while they incubate
Throw Quartzes into the cluster
Force Quartzes to be raped by organics

>>149399930
What is "fart"?

>>149397887 (OP)
I'm gay

>>149400588
Well yeah, we're all lesbians anon

>>149400588
back in my day fags like you got shattered on sight

Does anyone here know what a male is? Apparently the humans have them and are confused that we don’t

human men

There was one of those White Diamond charity lecture things near my colony
I went to see just because I was curious and HOLY SHIT
She got this one topaz to like "become" her?? Is this what they do nowdays??? It was so weird but I'm kinda jaleous...

>>149400650
Something about how organics reproduce by shooting more organic materials at eachother until they grow a new human in their built-in micro kindergarten. Apparently they need two different types of humans to complete this process. I guess most of the organics on their planet work this way too?
Organics are fucking weird, man.

Who are we voting for?

>DID NOTHING WRONG

>>149397887 (OP)
DEATH TO SNEEPLE! GEM MASTER RACE!

Sup' bitches, thought i'd drop by and let you know the universe belongs to mankind and you will be ground to dust in a few thousand years
K, purge you later

>>149402125
Why does the Emperor of mankind not simply seduce White Diamond

>>149401642
Zircon already won. It's not even a question!

I have a mighty NEED to kiss a Ruby right now...

>>149402366
>White
The man would settle for nothing less than gold, he'd seduce Yellow.

>>149402125
>>149402466
>emps seduces yellow
>gets her to help him wipe out the others
>Yellow later dies in an "unfortunate accident"
RUTHLESS

So what do we warrior gems do now?
Like the new Pink Diamond told us we don't have to do our preset jobs anymore, and can do whatever we like, but I LIKE being a warrior? And he's pretty much made peace so there's nothing to fight?

Are human men expensive? And I mean the freerange kind, I don't want anything raised in a zoo

>>149402674
You didn't hear? This one Jasper went off to live in the woods breaking stones so maybe you just gotta find a new line of job

>>149401764
I fought in the war for Earth and spent thousands of years as a monster because of what she did. Fuck you

>>149401764
dangerously based my diamond

>>149402125
>pretending to be a human pretending to be imaginary versions of humans
Clods are not welcome here.

>>149398316
you must be 18,000 to post here

>>149397887 (OP)
There's some weird shit coming out of the Gamma kindergarten since """"Steven"""" landed on Homeworld... these gems aren't... gems at all.

I'm reading their vitals, and I don't think I like what I'm seeing.

>>149403436
Don't care. Still voting Pink

>>149400108
Yes. You'll be going with those Topazes over there.

>>149398175
Nobody tell her

>>149402704
Why would you want to buy a smelly organic??
This is the fifth gem today I've heard talking about owning a pet. It's concerning.

Is this just what gems do now?

What is the best time to sex to be come pwegnawt

help?

>>149402704
Get one from a zoo. The free range ones have hang ups about things going in their waste port.

>>149404811
you gotta reform first silly

p.s. who you doing it with??

>>149397887 (OP)