Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:56:44 AM No.149399664
Every fucking time I deal with Thorfags, I’m floored by how none of you even pretend to know what characterization is. It’s like watching apes jack off to a rock because your whole fanbase is just a bunch of slack-jawed powerlevel retarded faggots. How do you cope every time Thor gets dunked on or written out offscreen like the irrelevant joke he is? Days of Future Past? Sentinels shitstomp him into oblivion, and nobody even thinks to name-drop.
The second Loki isn’t around, Thor’s existence evaporates like piss.
Just admit it, you fucktards…Thor was never interesting. Now that the MCU finally stopped being fuel for tards and the comics are crawling back into relevance, let’s say it loud: Thor is worthless, dried-up dogshit. No one gives a fuck. His only job…. and I mean ONLY.,, is to orbit Loki for Loki’s fans. (Does Loki even bother calling him “brother” anymore?) Anyone saying “I like Thor” is just a Loki fan too fucking chickenshit to own it, so you cling to the narrative prop. Thor’s got zero emotional complexity or perosnality. If you genuinely like Thor, I’m betting you’re on the spectrum . Even the MCU had Loki stop crying, make actual friends, and become the literal face of the MCU and Marvel as a whole, he’s even in the comics now. Nobody else pulled that shit off, and Thor sure as fuck never will, because even Marvel knows the second he’s not standing next to Loki, nobody gives a fuck about Thor. Comics, movies, cartoons… every time it’s the same…Thor as a frat bro or a Silver Age capeshit. No depth, no real conflict, just stale ass writing.
Thor is a fart in the wind no one notices unless Loki points it out. And if Marvel retconned him, not a single thinking fan on Earth would miss him. People are going to see Doomsday for Loki, people are reading Immortal Thor to see if Loki will appear, it’s never about Thor.
Fucking good riddance if Marvel does the smart thing.
The second Loki isn’t around, Thor’s existence evaporates like piss.
Just admit it, you fucktards…Thor was never interesting. Now that the MCU finally stopped being fuel for tards and the comics are crawling back into relevance, let’s say it loud: Thor is worthless, dried-up dogshit. No one gives a fuck. His only job…. and I mean ONLY.,, is to orbit Loki for Loki’s fans. (Does Loki even bother calling him “brother” anymore?) Anyone saying “I like Thor” is just a Loki fan too fucking chickenshit to own it, so you cling to the narrative prop. Thor’s got zero emotional complexity or perosnality. If you genuinely like Thor, I’m betting you’re on the spectrum . Even the MCU had Loki stop crying, make actual friends, and become the literal face of the MCU and Marvel as a whole, he’s even in the comics now. Nobody else pulled that shit off, and Thor sure as fuck never will, because even Marvel knows the second he’s not standing next to Loki, nobody gives a fuck about Thor. Comics, movies, cartoons… every time it’s the same…Thor as a frat bro or a Silver Age capeshit. No depth, no real conflict, just stale ass writing.
Thor is a fart in the wind no one notices unless Loki points it out. And if Marvel retconned him, not a single thinking fan on Earth would miss him. People are going to see Doomsday for Loki, people are reading Immortal Thor to see if Loki will appear, it’s never about Thor.
Fucking good riddance if Marvel does the smart thing.
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