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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:36:15 AM No.149401546
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Superman should be a shapeshifter with three forms: his base Kal-El form, his Clark Kent form, and his Superman form. This elegantly solves two problems: why a Kryptonian looks so similar to humans and why Clark Kent goes undetected (he looks nothing like Supes). His base form could even be a secret that Lex uncovers to turn people against him.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:37:51 AM No.149401569
Bismillah no
That's just Martian Manhunter
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:40:52 AM No.149401608
>>149401569
What is we run with Gunn's idea of Kryptonians as conquerors--but like, horrifying War of the Worlds type conquerors? Then Kal-El's choice to side with humanity is more meaningful and more interesting. He's an invader who has "gone native".
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:46:16 AM No.149401680
This should only happen if you'e doing a DC Horror Gods and Monsters Universe. Stuff like Batman being a psycho with a eldritch shadow being or Clark being a parasitic alien that alters human minds only works that way.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:08:21 AM No.149401908
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>>149401546 (OP)
Bruh just ripped off unredeemable sars
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:24 AM No.149402149
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>>149401546 (OP)
>reposting this guy's stuff
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:30:00 AM No.149402173
People who ever complained about this even once probably never read a superman comic in their life and only know the character trough osmosis.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:30:51 AM No.149402183
>>149401546 (OP)
I know everyone hates these designs but I actually do like that Superman costume, as a Golden Age take.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:31:40 AM No.149402191
>>149401546 (OP)
That's Martian Manhunter's schtick though, isn't it?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:35:25 AM No.149402233
>>149401569
>>149402191

I don't mind the idea of a comic that makes Superman a composite of Martian Manhunter and Superman. Two big parts of Clark's character are his problem-solving skills and investigative work as a reporter. He may not be a full-on detective hero (like so many other DC characters) but he has significant overlap with them due to pulling from Nick Carter, Rocambole, and Doc Savage as inspirations.

The problem with having a Justice League with Superman and Martian Manhunter on the same team is that they have too much overlap. The solution is to make them into a single character, or do what Absolute is doing and distinguish MM as a more psychic character than a flying brick.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:39:50 AM No.149402285
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>>149401546 (OP)
>Clark Kent

That's clearly Milo Thatch
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:24 AM No.149402369
>>149402233
>The problem with having a Justice League with Superman and Martian Manhunter on the same team is that they have too much overlap
The main thing distinguishing them is that Superman came to Earth as an infant, whereas Martian Manhunter lived a life on Mars and remembers all that he lost.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:09:32 AM No.149402642
absolut martian manhunter
absolut martian manhunter
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>>149401546 (OP)
He already exists retard
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:10:48 AM No.149402651
>>149401546 (OP)
Stop plugging your shit, Diaz.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:14:03 AM No.149402671
>>149402149
Didnt he go trans to escape whatever criticism that people had against him?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:15:11 AM No.149402684
>>149401546 (OP)
Fuck you, you bald tranny faggot.
truteal !!r6dgSKY2bVh
7/15/2025, 6:16:11 AM No.149402693
>>149401569
FPBP
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:22:21 AM No.149402744
>>149402671
yep. hence the wig
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:34:42 AM No.149402857
>>149401569
Fippybippynwhy are redesign faggots
1. Always such casuals
2. Incapable of actually making a good design
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:37:35 AM No.149402879
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>>149401546 (OP)
Is there a better way to tell me you don't read comics without saying you don't read comics?

You described Martian Manhunter and DC martians
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:38:57 AM No.149402892
>>149401546 (OP)
But Diaz, I thought Sigel and Schuster were just undeserving successful mediocre white men to you.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:36 AM No.149403151
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>>149401546 (OP)
>>149402149
Why do unkempt, shabbily-dressed men turn into very made-up, stylistically-conscious "women"?
Why don't they just decide to look as good as possible as men?
They take estrogen, so why not take testosterone? Why not wear wigs as men?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:08:03 AM No.149403174
>>149403151
You can't get testosterones unless you're FTM. It's funny how it works. Want testosterone? Illegal because of sports doping. Want estrogen? Here, take a truckload.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:08:06 AM No.149403175
>>149403151
because being a tranny shields them from criticism. If you have a problem with him now, you're a transphobe.
These are people who constantly babble how men are the bad guy, they cant try to be even more manly.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:15:09 AM No.149403244
>>149403151
best part is even wokesters call him out for his bullshit
https://yeshomo.net/dresden-codak/
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:24:36 AM No.149403308
>>149402149
Holy shit, human Uzi doorman
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:23 AM No.149403389
Has there been a parody of Superman where he's very visibly an alien but no one notices? Like he's wearing a suit and glasses and working at a newspaper but has tentacles and shit?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:38:23 AM No.149403400
Diaz was a faggot first
Diaz was a faggot first
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>>149401569
FPBP

>>149401546 (OP)
OP read more comics and less web stuff, especially anything by that tranny fuckhead
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:33:49 AM No.149403788
>>149403244
Moron thought he would go anger mode and try to personal army more prominent people on twitter. Didn't work out.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:37:45 AM No.149403811
>>149403400
One of the most insufferable fucking groups of people of the 2010s was that group of white dorks that though since they had a Cuban grandfather or something like that, they called themselves some minority and spent all their time on twitter bitching and moaning about the white people like they stepped out of a 1970s ghetto.

Or they are 110% white and go trans and still do the same fucking thing. See some skinny white boy bitch and moan about the white people over and over again.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:38:53 AM No.149403819
>>149403400
>>149402892
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:43:34 AM No.149403847
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>>149403811
It's more annoying that every single last damn one of them were upper middle class suburbanites who lived blessed lives 100% free of any actual real world adversity outside of some middle school bullying for being a nerd.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:55:17 PM No.149405238
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>>149401546 (OP)
>Superman should be a shapeshifter
He did shapeshifting in the comics though.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:03:25 PM No.149405922
>>149403811
>Cuban grandfather
when their "cuban" grandfather was really just a french expat that owned a plantation and fled cuba
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:09:16 PM No.149405977
>>149401569
>>149401546 (OP)
I actually really like this take and have never seen it before. But it really is just MM.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:31 PM No.149405995
>>149405238
Not disturbing at all.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:11:59 PM No.149405999
>>149401546 (OP)
Christ almighty at least make Kryptonians humanoids who just look very different from humans, don't make him into that fucking thing. Plus, this completely defeats the point of the Superman identity. Dumb idea. Feel bad OP.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:18:37 PM No.149406047
I do remember an early 2000's movie pitch which had this idea but the WB execs felt like it would've made Superman less marketable.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:26:54 PM No.149406110
>>149401908
?? plutonian don't shapeshift
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:32:55 PM No.149406152
>>149401546 (OP)
They did this with Supergirl for a bit.
She was an alien made of chewed gum.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:33:52 PM No.149406696
>>149403811
Diaz did both
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:21:10 PM No.149407781
>>149402149
I liked him better when he dressed like Steve Urkel.
Replies: >>149407964
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:26:09 PM No.149407843
>>149401546 (OP)
This is fucking terrible.
>>149401569
/thread
and Manhunter isn't even that good to begin with
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:28:34 PM No.149407868
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Okay, but you're still left with the Legionarre problem: A majority of all aliens in DC are literally humans with different skin colors or Star Trek bits on their foreheads, so all of THEM will have to get changed as well.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:31:49 PM No.149407898
>>149405995
IIRC, that was the Golden Age explanation for why no-one could figure out that Clark Kent was Superman: he literally shifted the bones in his face so they actually looked nothing alike.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:37:44 PM No.149407964
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>>149407781
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:39:59 PM No.149407990
>>149405922
Even then, their Cuban grandfather was likely a white guy landowner that had indentured servants and was in every way the souless European colonizer they bitch and rail about on a daily basis.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:47:36 PM No.149408074
>>149407990
Yeah, that's the OTHER part that makes those types fucking frustrating. They want to believe that only Americans living in the US ever did any bad thing in history. Absolutely no one south of the border ever did anything but get along swimmingly with the natives the whole time and they were just best friends with equality and happiness the whole time.

Like they are just going to ignore things like the Peruvians eradicating the Easter Island natives society and history by enslaving majority of them including every single literate person on the island and then forcing them to work on Peruvian plantations.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:56:13 PM No.149408181
>>149407964
I'm surprised he isn't friends with Dave Cheung.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:57:35 PM No.149408202
>>149407964
There really is a weird awkward angry dork->Trans evolution path huh?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:14:39 PM No.149408414
>>149403174
You can absolutely get T as a man, they advertise it all the time for lagging boomers. There's an entire King of the Hill episode dedicated to it.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/in-depth/testosterone-therapy/art-20045728
Christ imagine being so far down the tranny hate hole that you start warping your own reality
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:16:02 PM No.149408432
>>149403400
I love this post. It's the rawest irony distilled into an under 140 character Tweet
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:18:09 PM No.149408464
>>149401546 (OP)
That's dumb and just Martian Manhunter.
He should be a completely alien being that transforms into a human-like being through genetic material from the first intelligent beings he encounters when he lands: The Kents
That's how he ends up actually looking like them
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:19:47 PM No.149408492
>>149401546 (OP)
That’s OUR HERO, the Martian MindSAVER
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:20:19 PM No.149408495
>>149403174
hahahaha you're a fucking retard
>Want testosterone? Illegal because of sports doping
My dude you're not a professional athlete, you're a nerd in a comic book forum, you can get testosterone(and you probably should, sounds like you're low on it)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:34:15 PM No.149408679
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>>149408074
He was a hero who was kind and loving to all people, including homosexuals and especially transgendereds!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:55:56 PM No.149408942
>>149408679
He only wanted to free his noble native race from the oppression of the evil greedy capitalist Americans.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:01:54 PM No.149409022
>>149408464
Supreme Power already did that. Sort of.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:08:02 PM No.149409097
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>>149408679
>>149408942
It did get to the point they thought Spanish was a native language in South America.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:21:04 PM No.149409279
>>149403174
>Want testosterone? Illegal because of sports doping.
They give out testosterone freely to people with low testosterone levels. If they do blood work on you and find that you have low testosterone you literally just have to ask your doctor for it. Illegal my fucking ass, professional sporting events just ban it for obvious reasons. If you're not a professional athlete there's practically nothing stopping you from getting it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:33:06 PM No.149410105
>>149409097
I wonder if society will come to a point where being liberal is considered a mental disability.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:35:26 PM No.149410132
>>149409279
>They give out testosterone freely to people with low testosterone levels. If they do blood work on you and find that you have low testosterone you literally just have to ask your doctor for
1. The levels they consider “low” are extremely low, much lower than when it already becomes necessary.
2. You still have to convince your doctor and if you’re under the age of 50 they’re very reticent to sign off on it.
3.It’s very likely to not be covered by health insurance and the out of pocket cost is incredibly prohibitive.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:01:41 PM No.149410412
>>149410132
Lmao
>The levels they consider “low” are extremely low, much lower than when it already becomes necessary
>You still have to convince your doctor and if you’re under the age of 50 they’re very reticent to sign off on it.
Bullshit. You can find a doctor willing to sign off with a little extra work, hell they have walk in TRT clinics. This shit is shilled on TV.
>It’s very likely to not be covered by health insurance and the out of pocket cost is incredibly prohibitive
The only true point you've actually brought up
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:13:50 PM No.149410531
>>149401608
So copying Invincible then?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:06:45 AM No.149411096
>>149401546 (OP)
So, Martian Manhunter?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:27 AM No.149411139
>>149410531
If it's just Superman from the start, then it's just DBZ. Kryptonians would still have to exist in decent numbers and be a galactic threat the whole time Clark is being raise by Jor-El and Martha.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:33:54 AM No.149412151
>>149402879
That image was made by Arryn Diaz as part of her DC re-imagined pitches. She openly stated that Superman and the Martian Manhunter should be combined as characters. Also that Wonder Woman should be a literal greek statue come to life.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.149412171
>>149412151
>her
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:18 AM No.149412201
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"The Fix: I went for the simple route and took some notes from the cartoon (notably the skirt). I wanted to make sure it kept the bubbly, innocent feeling of the character while also hinting at some power (with the exposed arms here). The overall effect is meant to convey someone who’s tough, cheerful and comfortable flying around in the air."
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:38:39 AM No.149412209
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>>149412151
He loves to "geek up" characters doesn't he?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:20 AM No.149412231
"What’s wrong: I love Dr. Strange, but he’s always had the worst outfits. For a guy who basically hangs out in his house in the West Village, he seems to always wear the most ostentatious getups. He’s not an alien from another planet or from some culture that would dress that way, he’s a grown man who became a wizard well into adulthood. Nothing wrong with having some style while you’re maintaining the balance of the mystic planes.

The Fix: Two parts Vincent Price, one part Christopher Lee and one part Dr. Orpheus, this Dr. Strange is still magical, but with a more coherent design direction."
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:40:50 AM No.149412240
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It's great when he tries to joke about how OTHER artists sexualize their characters when just about everyone says he constantly sluts up his waifu
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:41:51 AM No.149412257
>>149412201
>>149412231
stop plugging that faggot's shit. No one cares
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:42:08 AM No.149412261
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"What’s Wrong: Simply put, I think it’s embarrassing for Marvel to showcase a prominent character like Ms. Marvel and have her wearing that outfit. It’s just so tacky, and tells us nothing about the character. Basically they just changed the colors of Jean Grey’s Phoenix costume and exposed more skin. Come on, guys.

The Fix: Since her origins are ostensibly tied with Captain Marvel, I decided to go a route that’s more along the lines of the Ultimate Marvel version of that character, where her abilities come from alien technology rather than vague space magic. The notion that she’s, for example, permanently bound with this technology that she doesn’t fully understand can make for some interesting stories. There can be some potential with this character again with just a little bit of tweaking."
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:44:13 AM No.149412290
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"What’s Wrong: Wonder Woman, in my opinion, is a character that’s always been on the cusp of being really neat but never quite making it like Superman or Batman. Although a feminist pop icon, her origins are too tied up with creator WIlliam Marston’s obsession with bondage. Because of this (and an all-too-frequent parade of poor or sexist writing), she’s never had a solid, progressive design. The 21st century can update this character.

The Fix: One part Thor, three parts Xena. I’d push the mythological angle further. Just as nobody thinks of Thor as “Superman with a hammer” I don’t want Wonder Woman to be “girl Superman,” as she’s sometimes seen. I’ve also tweaked her origin slightly, making her a more literal “statue come to life.” This isn’t as extreme as it seems: in regular canon, Wonder Woman’s origin was that she was formed out of clay by the queen of the Amazons, and imbued with the powers of the Greek Gods. (Note: I am well aware that Greek statues were painted, but for aesthetic & thematic reasons it doesn’t work here. She’s just an old statue, so there wouldn’t be paint.) This, I think offers more story possibilities if she’s less literally human, physically. Her personality would remain the same (nothing more fun than the perspective of an Amazon in the modern world), but we now have an added Greek layer of Pygmalion or Telos.

The costume change is mostly conservative. Because of the strong fetish associations (and overall impracticality for a fighting Amazon), I’ve removed the lasso in favor of more traditional Greek weapons. The overall effect is intended to push Wonder Woman’s core themes further while making her also stand out as more than just “the female superhero.”
"
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7/16/2025, 1:44:38 AM No.149412296
aaron diaz builds himself a spacesuit to protect against criticism on twitter
>>149412151
Yet Aaron "The Bald Faggot" Diaz made Martian Manhunter in the pitch as well, and removed all of his powers but shapeshifting. He is bald and a retard and he became a eunuch because he got called out for his male-feminist act covering for his misogynist behavior by the weird big nosed girl who drew the comic about teaching english to japanese 8 year olds.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:47:31 AM No.149412332
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>>149412261
>>149412290
meanwhile, Diaz the tranny, can't stop showing the flesh in his comics
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:52:14 AM No.149412381
Wait, did Diaz troon out? Jesus christ.
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7/16/2025, 1:55:01 AM No.149412403
>>149412381
He trooned out and became a Rowling reply guy who constantly threatens to physically assault her using his stripmall karate training (he is a blackbelt and will kill every TERF with his bare hands despite being the rare transgender man who is sub 5'8" in height)
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:59:04 AM No.149412430
>>149401546 (OP)
His superpowers came from the fact that he was from a more advanced society, and his morals too were because he was simply a brainier, more sophisticated guy. During and following WW2 and into the Cold War, though, he became an official symbol for American values in particular (it was originally “Truth and Justice,” without “the American Way”). He was now not just an alien, but an alien raised by simple Kansas farmers and his abilities had a more generic “superpower” explanation. This is all fine, really, but I think the original concept is more compelling these days.

The Fix: Two parts Martian Manhunter and Ten parts Fleischer Superman. “Superman: the Man of Tomorrow, Strange Visitor from Another World.” I really want to push that. First off, Kryptonians should actually look like aliens and not white people. Here I have Kal-El from a race of beings whose technology and biology are long since indistinguishable (Clarke-esque space gods, you know the type). They’re strange to our mortal eyes but mean well. I’d keep the “destroyed planet” origin but more heavily emphasize the “non-interference” part of Superman’s mission statement.

The costume redesign holds to the basic themes but makes it a little more working class. The buttons at the top are meant to invoke overalls, and the sleeves are cut a little higher for someone working with their hands. I’ve removed the spandex and gone with looser fitting slacks, while keeping a short cape and boots, since he’s still an adventurer.

Overall I want to evoke a classic Superman feel while making it a little more modern in its exploration of the sci fi themes. He’s still basically the same guy: an alien from another world looking to fight injustice, but without the overt patriotism and a quirkier execution of the secret identity."
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:25:17 AM No.149412654
>>149402285
Ah, Mr. Bizarro, you're here late.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:35:41 AM No.149413288
>>149401546 (OP)
Is that XLR8
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:40:01 AM No.149413336
>>149408202
Misogynist with boundary issues --> no understanding/fantasized understanding of what women are --> no gf --> since "woman" is just a collection of cliches to me I will simply become the gf
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:08:55 AM No.149413621
>>149401546 (OP)
>what if Superman dressed like captain marvel and ripped off Martian manhunter
This is fucking hideous and retarded.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:02:07 AM No.149414773
>>149401546 (OP)
I disagree
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:05:03 AM No.149414798
>>149401546 (OP)
No this is gay like the metropolitan man
it'd be fine for an original character but leave good old boy clark outta this
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:09:30 AM No.149414842
>>149402149
Who is this lovely lady:
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:33:41 AM No.149416249
nope
nope
md5: e5d8b25da100f5868d4ab088d7732f3a🔍
>>149401608
What if we don't
>>149410531
Zoomies First Shit-Post

>>149401546 (OP)
PICREL

>>149410132
#idiots gonna idiot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:35:59 AM No.149416263
1b40rp7u2sw41
1b40rp7u2sw41
md5: 0977251ba541dc48482c007680ce90c2🔍
>>149405238
Replies: >>149416485
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:43:49 AM No.149416320
>>149408202
why do you think half this site are trans people or ones in denial about it?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:44:58 AM No.149416329
>>149401546 (OP)
Why do we say "should"? Like this is a needed change or something. Just say you want an elseworld story with this idea or make an OC.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:48:59 AM No.149416360
>>149402149
Reminder: This faggot went extremely bald in his 20s, and the trooned out so he could hide his BALD under wigs.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:00:39 AM No.149416485
>>149412201
This one is not that bad, in fact, is kinda cute, but then you have horrid crap like >>149412209 and >>149412261
>>149412290
This one is interesting but, visually unappealing.
>>149416263
Kek, I love how wacky and silly old superman can be, forget being politically correct that stuff is funny. The same when the original looney tunes did those
Kind of jokes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:48:52 AM No.149416887
the fuck happened
the fuck happened
md5: ea10a2cc2da1416c49b544ec4a7870c8🔍
>>149401546 (OP)
>when you get owned so hard that you dick falls off and you become the woman you want to fuck
All of his life was a 00s webcomic plot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:48 AM No.149416959
>>149403244
I think I felt some of my gray matter starting to suffocate after just a paragraph of that