co's seethe about this movie is embarrassing - /co/ (#149405598) [Archived: 303 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:20:45 PM No.149405598
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this board is having a fucking tantrum. it swore for months that gunn's superman would be a critical and commercial flop. and that didn't happen. there's no ammo, there's nothing that lines up with the reality outside our windows. but the COPE for "actually it sucked and was bad" is overwhelming the board. just admit to yourself that you were wrong about this one, eat shit and move on.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:23:50 PM No.149405618
>>149405598 (OP)
What's the climate of Metropolis anyway? Lois is always wearing pants and vests while Eve and Cat Grant are in short dresses and hawkgirl has her arms totally exposed. Getting mixed messages
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:01:06 PM No.149406389
>>149405598 (OP)
It did flop commercially thoughever
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:03:05 PM No.149406413
>>149405598 (OP)
The idiot here is you, for caring what anyone on this board ever said or predicted about this movie. This is literally a containment site for incurable trolls and retards.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:03:40 PM No.149406417
>>149406389
>make back its budget in a weekend
Why do you keep lying, you fag?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:05:20 PM No.149406434
>>149406417
he desperately wants his daddy snyder is gonna come back and finish his dogshit vision of having murderman get cucked by fatfuck.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:07:14 PM No.149406445
/co/ is overall pretty positive about this movie though. It's /tv/ that's really contentious about it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:55:57 PM No.149406944
>>149406413
>This is literally a containment site for incurable trolls and retards.

that's true
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:01:36 PM No.149406998
>>149406445
There’s a thread on /tv/ saying /co/ is unnecessarily shitting on Superman.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:04:09 PM No.149407020
>>149405598 (OP)
The initial reaction from /co/ was incredibly positive...then the box office came in and the haters couldn't stand it was actually making money.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:11:03 PM No.149407088
>>149405598 (OP)
it legitimately does suck though. the cgi is embarrassingly bad, the lighting sucks, the cinematography is nauseating, and luther's actor is a joke.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:14:02 PM No.149407131
>>149406998
If a thread on /tv/ told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:15:30 PM No.149407158
>>149407131
Only if it was /x/ telling me to.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:27:05 PM No.149407292
Superman is flopping internationally and has no legs because of fantastic four. This movie was hyped as the next billion dollar masterpiece that would revive capeshit but its just another capeshit film.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:35:36 PM No.149407366
>>149407020
>muh box office receipts
>muh rt scores
That shit is always so fucking gay. What matters is whether or not you enjoyed the movie, not whether anyone else did or how much money it made. You're a member of the audience, not the studio's fucking accountant.

I saw the movie today and I really enjoyed it. Much more than I expected to. I liked that it didn't feel the need to rehash the origin stuff or Clark and Lois hooking up and just told us a fucking Superman story. I liked the pace of it, I thought the actors were suited to their roles and I liked the fact that it was hopeful. It felt like Superman to me, and that's really all I wanted.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:58:38 PM No.149407579
>>149406445
when is /tv/ NOT contentious about anything though? that Robbie Williams monkey film broke their brains for like 6 months
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:04:17 PM No.149407629
>>149405598 (OP)
Because Snyderfags are paid to talk about the revolutionary concept of releasing DLC for movies. Can't wait until I get a battlepass in my Robin movie. In all seriousness, I wish that someone would fucking kill Zack Snyder so I never have to see his "SO PROFOUND" tier slop ever again.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:13:52 PM No.149407709
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>>149407088
>t. Pocket dimension monkey
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:29:18 PM No.149407876
It’s the best Superman movie in 20 years but that doesn’t make it a good movie. (I give it a 6.5 out of 10?)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:35:05 PM No.149407934
>>149407629
anon are you a little lost?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:37:52 PM No.149407965
>>149405598 (OP)
Only the red hats are having a meltdown in regards to Superman. Are you one of those retarded red hats as well?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:38:16 PM No.149407971
>>149405598 (OP)
The way I see it, Superman fans and comic fans would love it since it really tries to be a fairly accurate depiction of the wackyness of a Superman comic with all the little extras.

Action movie popcorn flick fans who want gritty hard action, and not some stupid kids funnybook adaptation would likely hate it since the talking goofy robots, flying dog and other comic stuff would annoy them. All the shit that would never ever make it into a 90s movie because the real super serious adult director would be embarrassed to have that shit in their movie type of thing.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:43:55 PM No.149408029
>>149407965
Over half the country is, we won.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:53:21 PM No.149408133
KWAB
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>>149408029
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:54:39 PM No.149408156
>>149408133
The left never did learn how to meme,
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:57:51 PM No.149408206
>>149407292
>This movie was hyped as the next billion dollar masterpiece
by who?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:14:20 PM No.149409188
>>149407709
It was nice of Gunn to include a cameo of the Snyderbros in the movie.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:34:22 PM No.149410121
>>149405618
And is Gotham still across the river?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:38:56 PM No.149410180
>>149405598 (OP)
I need batman on every team