Why can't they just get along?

>>149408375 (OP)
because women always ruin absolutely everything

>>149408375 (OP)
They do, they are even buttbros now

>>149408375 (OP)
They're Raphael and Leonardo. They hate each other but still respect each other. Naturally I'm talking about the painters.

>>149408375 (OP)
because cyclopposters are assholes and they shit on wolverine even when cyclops gets jean back.

>>149408550
thanks,I was confused. You should have used a better example,like Newton and Leibniz

>>149408392
Is Jean's pussy game just that good?

>>149408630
Everyone wanted to fuck Jean.

>>149408375 (OP)
Instead of fighting over Jean why don't they just fuck each other?

>>149408375 (OP)
Here ya go

>>149408579
Logan deserves it.

>>149409651
hot

>>149408972
They did. On the Moon. Scott wore a speedo for Logan. When Kid Cable went back to his own time, he arranged for Logan to 'cheer Scott up'.

What did you all think "X gon' give it to ya" meant?

>>149408375 (OP)
No man would want to be friend or even on friendly term with the guy trying to fuck his wife/partner at every turn, that's not hard to understand they have no reason to be friend that doesn't mean they can't work on the same team but trying to make them friend when the only thing in common they have is a girl will never work. You don't see anyone asking for Emma and Jean to be friend.

>>149411336
Nobody has to ask. Emma and Jean are friends.

>>149408375 (OP)
why is logan all patched up? I thought he could heal like in a second

>>149411449
You still want to keep viscera and guts and shjit inside the body, even if the healing factor did shit like replace an actual organ (which is implied by Wade's healing power but I haven't wasted enough time with Logan's books to know how it works outside the movies).

Also, you don't want blood to get all over that nice - what, warehouse, do you?

>>149408579
Wolverine is a petulant child who throws a tantrum every time he gets told what to do despite the fact that he doesn't add anything on his own

>>149408375 (OP)
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS

>>149408442
pardon??

>>149408375 (OP)
Same reason why the Avengers turn into nazi douchebags whenever they crossover with the X-Men

>>149408579
Both Cuckclops and Loganfags are assholes that think their character should be the best thing ever and always be the center of attention of anything.

>>149408375 (OP)
Because

>>149414984
>mildly self-aware Loganfag pretending to act intelligent by doing "erm both are bad"

>>149408375 (OP)
Because comics writers don't read comics. They're secondaries. So when the X-Men movies made Wolverine the main character and restarted the WolverJean ship, we got 25 years of Wolverine sniffing around, and a literal cucking plot that no amount of retcons will ever truly undo, because Benjamin Percy dedicated multiple pages of hot tub sex to it.