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>>149409502 (OP)
>Gay boy that wants to be probed by aliens
Strange World?

>>149409567
Grubhub lightyear

>>149409502 (OP)
????
https://youtu.be/jpavLcQieJA?t=271

>>149409502 (OP)
I mostly see it as the first decade of Pixar movies sound a lot like classic dramas, like 40s-60s era typical drama movies. But give some kind of a cartoon twist on it to make it entertaining for kids.

>A western entertainer was replaced by a new space character, he is bitter and jealous but eventually learns that they both have good qualities.
>A widower loses his son and runs into the dangerous unknown to look for him. He eventually makes more friends and learns not to be so overbearing.
>A former celebrity athlete hates his mundane life and sneaks out to go pretend to be the hometown hero again, while his wife assumes he is cheating on her.
>A spoiled celebrity gets into an accident in a small town and has to do community service, eventually learns to love the small town life and appreciate the people of the town.
>An heir of a famous 4 star chef has no talent, he hides it by hiring a lower class undesirable with lots of talent to cook for him.
>A lower class worker who does not know much of the outside world, stumbles upon a girl from the upper class and is accidentally drawn into her strange and confusing world.

Almost everything made after 2010 does not really fit into this same scheme. Most are pretty much kids movies or a very simple take on the scenario of some inanimate object being alive and living in a themed world.
>Kid really wants to go on an alien adventure, he does
>Kid wants to go to an Italian village, then he does, then the movie fumbles trying to make some more plot
>Emotions are people too, they have a job they were born into, they must do that job or else the world ends
>Two brothers go on a comically non-epic quest to meet their father, they fail at it

>>149409723
>let's make a story about a little boy who becomes a faggot
>uh oh audiences didn't like it, let's remove all of it
>See it didn't do well because it's SOO empty, clearly the missing ingredient was the scene where he jacks off to boyband posters in his room
If it was so critical to the plot then maybe you shouldn't make that story at all, fucking idiots.

>>149409650
Kek

>>149409930
It was critical to the director's personal development, so clearly it has to be critical to their cartoon self insert.

>>149410536
Why is millennial writing always like this?

I have a theory: Elio is in a coma after he got beaten up in the military camp. The movie is just like Ashs coma.

>>149409650

>>149411309
Thank you

>>149409788
now describe the 2020s

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>>149411337
>>149411196
See top panel

>>149411509
Lil nigga on the bottom left

>>149409567
>Gay boy that wants to be probed by aliens

Eh, I'd ship it.

>>149409502 (OP)
>Gay boy that wants to be probed by aliens

Eh, I'd ship it.

>>149409723
I assumed he'd was gay already based on the marketing material. The fact that this is Pixar's idea of a masculine character is hilarious. The original version must have had Elio behaving like a bigger flamer than Steven Universe

>>149409502 (OP)
I remember reading about how old Pixar films took thousands of hours to render the film. I imagine if it's still the same, thousands of hours have been put into something completely unremarkable.

>>149413382
Modern films take even longer due to higher resolution models, materials and more advanced lighting. Its why we've never gotten a high res remake of a Pixar film but will get endless live action versions instead.

>>149409502 (OP)
You know what's amusing? They deleted the gay shit however the story of the movie is still that for no reason at all a boy wants to get stranger danger child abducted by aliens. Even if it was that the boy wanted to get abducted by other humans it would still be extremely weird. So basically Elio's motivation is nonsensical weirdo extreme sperg trash. No wonder he doesn't resonate with current children he's a lame little shit head. No kid wants to intentionally get abducted or kidnapped.

Pixar really has lost it. And anyone else notice that the next Pixar movie is not good either? Hoppers is about an annoying animal activist dumb twat who puts her mind in a robot beaver and tries to rescue nature and she discovers that in nature the animals carry out their roles as an intentional role play. So for example when a herbivore is being chased to be killed and eaten by a carnivore this is all intentional the herbivore WANTS to be killed. And this all sounds.......stupid. This is stupid even for fiction.

One more time Pixar has lost it.

>>149411196
What you should really be asking is What About HR And Modern Hiring Practices. That's the real reason we see so many shit heads getting hired to create these awful series and movies that we see in current year. I assure you there's talent in every generation but the ones being put on the spotlight by management are the ones who have a voice in the industry. Blame management for hiring these hacks.

>>149413369
>The fact that this is Pixar's idea of a masculine character is hilarious.

To be blunt Pixar doesn't have a good handle on masculine male characters. Think the closest examples are Woody and Remy. And even then Woody is considered a subversion by staff he's a cowboy who doesn't have a revolver in his holsters symbolizing that he resolves his main conflicts without violence oh sure Woody is not afraid to brawl but he won't go for the final solution against a villain. Woody is toned down masculinity.

Remy? He has a natural talent and nurtures and practices with it and he works hard to achieve his dream but you also have to remember that his dream is to become a chef. Not what your average dude aspires to be. While its true globally the elite chef are men in real life it doesn't change the fact that Remy's specialty is cooking something that isn't seen as macho.

And the other Pixar male main characters are all pretty bad at masculine traits. Mr. Incredible intentionally allows his kids to fight psycho criminals at the end of the movie's story which an awful moral. Sully is kind of masculine but they turned him into a soft woobie because he gets attached to that girl. And the rest of PIxar males aren't that impressive. I think its amusing Carl from Up is probably the most masculine however he's an old man who already lived most of his life and could drop dead any second so he's not exactly marketable. Pixar is simply not up to snuff with male characters because there's always a drawback to how they construct them.

>>149409788
>4 star
There are three stars!

>>149409788
>A lower class worker who does not know much of the outside world, stumbles upon a girl from the upper class and is accidentally drawn into her strange and confusing world.
This one's a little weak. Maybe Wall-E is good sci-fi if you can't describe it in a mundane way?

>>149409567
>Elio and Lightyear are so bad they're fun to make fun of
>Literally no one remembers Strange World

>>149414526
He gets 4 because that's how good he is ;)

>>149414356
>she discovers that in nature the animals carry out their roles as an intentional role play
>when a herbivore is being chased to be killed and eaten by a carnivore this is all intentional the herbivore WANTS to be killed
Isn’t that basically the plot of Lusty Argonian Maid’ed?

>>149415182
>Lusty Argonian maid
That's just an Arnold Schwarzenegger biography

>>149414154
Can't wait for toy story RTX where I can see every single pore on the face of Andy's sister.

>>149415957
Don't forget the jiggle physics.

>>149413364
Wtf am I looking at?

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>>149409502 (OP)
>Gay boy that wants to be probed by aliens
>probed by aliens
>People still think that alien abductions are simple Probe n' Plop.
I've done enough research on the alien abduction phenomena and, if even a small iota of it is actually true, then it goes far beyond that and into territory that's genuinely terrifying.

>>149416530
The more you look into alien abduction the more you realize it is just regular abduction but with psychoactives used as sedative during rape. Excessively high doesages of LSD is an alarmingly common tool kit for rapists.

>>149409502 (OP)
>Bugs
>pic related
clearly an allegory for anal worms. clever, pixar, clever

>>149416530
Case in point:

https://youtu.be/yNK75Qj1M0E

>>149409502 (OP)
Not even talking about the boy, that alien design looks so disgusting and unappealing, like some kind of intestinal parasite. What were they thinking?

>>149416847
This is something I would expect to see from a votv Joel stream

>>149416915
Can't be remotely similar to Stitch or it'll be called a copy.

>>149416915
>"What if toothy nightmare monster but also friend?"
Stuff like that was big in the '90s.

>>149414154
People forgot the most important mantra when it comes to making anything.
>work smarter, not harder

damn, imagine if he got abducted by The 456