Is Bart Simpson circumcised?

>>149411844 (OP)

There is a line where Marge says she's going to get Bart circumcised. I don't remember which episode. But she said it as separate letters. C I R C U M C I Z E D. So Bart wouldn't understand.

https://www.tiktok.com/@best_of_simpsons/video/7157795106257423658

>>149411920
This is such an odd line. Putting aside the concept of genital mutilation in general, why would she be having it done to him NOW, at ten years old?

>>149411920
Huh

>>149411844 (OP)
It wouldn't be a proper day on /co/ without a discussion about a little boy's penis.

>>149412053
They were taking the dog to get fixed. The joke is comparing circumcision to being neutered

>>149412068
yes, dumbass, i understand that part

>>149412066
So?

>>149411844 (OP)

>>149411844 (OP)
uh, no.

Bart's benis

>>149412487
Cute :3

>>149412462
The Simpsins movie

>>149412487
this is what we call a pp

>>149412487
Bountiful Penis

>>149412487

>>149412757
lol

>>149411844 (OP)
I find it extremely funny that Jews indoctrinated Americans so much they started following this barbaric practise.

>>149411844 (OP)
He is, in my heart.

>>149413228
>barbaric
It's better to be circumcised than not to be circumcised.

>>149413228
they are also now moving into asia, still pretty low in japan, china and others, but surprisingly high on south korea

>>149413228
What do they even do to the removed bits?

>>149413339
They're used in frequent rubberband wars.

>>149413339
you really think you are eating onion rings?

>>149412568
>>149412675
>>149412757

>>149413339
Serious answer: they use them for skin grafts and cosmetic testing. The reason secular, medical circumcision is so popular is that even though it serves no practical purpose (aside from avoiding smegma but that's complicated) is because doctors actually make a lot of money not only doing the surgeries but selling off the excess material.

Schzio answer: Witches need the flesh unbaptized babies to make flying potions. Infant foreskin allows them to do it without actually having to kill the baby. Doctors sell the foreskin to witches for fat stacks of cash.

>>149413558
brb buying a big bag

>>149413597
Heh

The Simpsons Movie was released almost 20 years ago.

>>149413228
I have a friend of mine who is not cut. His brother, from the same parents was cut. I don't know why his folks chose 1 and not the other. Long story short, he says he wishes he was cut as he phimosis and has occasionally gotten rashes from the difficulty of cleaning it.

Jew jokes aside, I think those are valid reasons.

>>149414870
>as he phimosis and has occasionally gotten rashes from the difficulty of cleaning it.
protip: phimosis is commonly curable with a one-time regime of prescription cream and stretching

>>149414953
And you stop getting yeast infections after puberty. The fuck is your point? You're still better off cut before you can remember that shit and not having to worry about either than non-cut.

I'm half-cut and I absofuckinglutely would have rather been full cut than to have gone through yeast infections. Shit sucked.

>>149415035
uh... anon? literally everything you just said is NOT normal. Like, at all.

>>149415035
This post has real "poop knife" energy.

>>149415035
>And you stop getting yeast infections after puberty.
Most guys don't get yeast infections at all. Why were you getting yeast infections before puberty?

>>149415035
HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY WAS FUCKING BREAD DOUGH AS A KID
DOUGHFUCKER!
DOUGHFUCKER!
HE THINKS DICK YEAST INFECTIONS ARE NORMAL!

>>149412462
>>149412487
>>149413005
What is hilarious about a naked skateboarding Bart? Where is the joke? Who is the target audience for this scene? Who asked for this to take up nearly five minutes in The Simpsons Movie?

>>149415194
>Why were you getting yeast infections before puberty?
Cause my foreskin hadn't detached

>Male yeast infections are fairly common. About 3% to 11% of men will have a yeast infection in their lifetime.
>Children under age 4 and uncircumcised people have the highest risk of being diagnosed with the condition.

>>149415119
>>149415171
Please don't attempt to gaslight me. Next you'll tell me my having 2 dickholes isn't fairly common.

>>149415035
>And you stop getting yeast infections after puberty. The fuck is your point? You're still better off cut before you can remember that shit and not having to worry about either than non-cut.
>I'm half-cut and I absofuckinglutely would have rather been full cut than to have gone through yeast infections. Shit sucked.

>>149415251
Cartoon male nudity just used to be considered funny, for example that episode of FOP where Timmy was naked for almost the entirety of it. Now it would be considered sexual.

Yeast infections are several times more common than phimosis, dipshits.

>>149415283
>phimosis
This here is a good non-jewish reason to get cut.