Jimmybros we fucking won!!

>ignoring flirty texts
>ignoring flirty coworkers
>running away from a blonde bombshell
>running away from free prostitutes
Is he gay?

>>149412144
He loves his pal, Superman.

>>149412144
He just knows women are trouble.

>>149412144
the man is looking for a woman with perfect toes

unfortunately, she was partying in space at the time.

It's time

>>149412069 (OP)
who the heck is Eve Teschmacher?
i thought it was Lena Luthor, Lex's zoomer daughter.

Was Luthor getting cucked by Jimmy Olsen ever in the comics?

>>149412144
I will never get any of that, or a friend like Superman

>>149412317
She is a character from the OG movies. And this version of her is mostly accurate to that original version as a "lover of Lex, who oppose his evil actions". The major difference, outside of being a full bimbo now, is that in the OG, she fel attracted to Superman, not Jimmy.

>>149412144
No, unlike you Jimmy's game is so good he started to be picky with women.
To us, eve/lex luthor girlfriend is supposed to look like an 20/10 but to Jimmy she was a needy annoying bubblehead with ugly toes.
Extra points because his best friend is superman, the dude just won at life in a very comical way.

>>149412317
>who the heck is Eve Teschmacher?
She's from the original two Superman films, and has appeared in the comics since then as Lex Luthor's loyal girlfriend and pawn

The scene where he doesn’t just lie and tell her “yea” when he’s trying to get info is beyond fucking annoying and makes him look completely retarded.

Isn’t he Gideon in righteous gemstones

>>149412744
It just means that her toes are THAT disgusting

>>149412496
>Lex never yells MISS TESCHMACHERRRRRR in this movie
I'm not mad, movie, but I am disappointed.

>>149412144
>>149412606
Jimmy is just a down to earth guy and values more than the physical aspect of a woman.

>>149412069 (OP)
the bit where he's walking through the hooker district and gettingg flirted with and he's just got that "eee-yikes!" look on his face was hysterical

People haven't brought up that Jimmy was the one who cucked Lex in the movie.

>>149414575
is that a thing in comics?

At least Super slut isn't getting BLACKED. This time.

>>149415089
I wanna say that was in All-Star, but it's been a bit since I read that

>>149412069 (OP)
I have seen quite a few Female reviewers say they did not like this aspect of the movie. Do you think Jimmy is being way to mean to her and also do you think its bad that they make a joke out of her?

>>149412069 (OP)
We won years ago

>>149416540
Jimmy being attractive to girls beside not being that attractive himself is supposed to play as a silly funny joke but you know, woke progresive people and feminist are taking it personal.
The jokes is how Jimmy really wants to help superman and Lois to gather info, but he's tired with eve obsession with him, because she is a needy annoying girl even if shes attractive.
Is played as a joke, not because the movie is trying to say women are stupid or trying to make them dumb, in fact another joke was how Jimmy thought eve mistook lex files for her selfies, but turns out it was a way to expose lex plans on the background of those pics. So, you understand she's just needy and bubbly but not stupid in the slightest.

>>149416553
nice pairing. i always liked the idea of pairing Jimmy with PG

>>149412144
>t. never dated a crazy bitch

>>149415170
Mister Terrific is around

>>149416553
Modern writing...

>>149416890
it's crazy to me how they dont see that her being so incredibly needy is what makes her repulsive to Jimmy. He probably did like her at first when they dated, but we dont see that and have to interpret it and i guess a lot of women didn't when watching this movie. I hate to say it but i think they're projecting.

>>149416553
who's she

>>149416934
dude if i lived in a world with super powered people and saw her i would fucking run away from her.

>>149416553
That's kinda adorable, did it work? Or dc rebooted everything once again?

>>149416918
Jimmy making power girl fall for him, sounds like a cute supership. Comic Jimmy used to be a really good man, so women tend to like him a lot.

>>149416964
Yeah agreed. also, is there a bit of a age gap too? i kinda like that aspect as well. I also like the gender inversion on the superman/lois dynamic.

>>149412069 (OP)
We did?

>>149416937
Silver Banshee

>>149412069 (OP)
>The joke is that to the audience he's a pretty average looking dude
>Yet in universe he is seen as very attractive
>Lois is aware of this strange occurence
>people still seethe

>>149416934
>Mmm-Boy!!
>Tall broads! I love em!
He gets it

>>149413690
Does he only use her first name?

>>149416890
>Jimmy being attractive to girls beside not being that attractive himself is supposed to play as a silly funny joke
Maybe he just has a huge cock. Word gets around about that sort of thing, I had a friend like that in college and by the end of the first semester basically every girl on campus knew and wanted to fuck him.

>>149412069 (OP)
>the woman is not a crossdressing Jimmy Olsen
Shit movie.

>>149412144
That bitch has BPD and daddy issues written all over her, most easily exemplified with her seriously trying to use her info on Lex as leverage to get Jimmy to do what she wants, even with the world on the line. She's also clearly intelligent enough to know better but would rather play a specific role.
She probably did some other Insane shit in the past.

>>149414329
shhhh don't tell them that

>>149417911
why you want trans jimmy?

>>149419855
He's not trans. He's just a dedicated investigative journalist.

>>149417849
It's a joke that came at a time where average looking dudes with no social skills and a massive sense of entitlement are wondering why no one will date them and blaming it on boogeymen, so of course it made them mad.

>>149416934
this is an absurd response to have to seeing a literal ghostly monster woman walking down the street in a setting known for cape-related catastrophes happening on a weekly basis.

>>149419966
whats the worst that could happen?

>>149421156
>>149419966
This. Everybody's probably so traumatized that they literally no longer have the capacity to care.

They all long for death or for the sweet mercy of a retcon.

>>149416553
>won
>years ago