Thread 149412511 - /co/ [Archived: 366 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:08:22 AM No.149412511
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It was pretty good. He gets beat up too much tho. Krypto and Mister Terrific definitely steal the show, even Guy kinda does.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:36 AM No.149412674
>>149412511 (OP)
Gunn sure had a hard-on for bismuth.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:29:25 AM No.149412691
>>149412511 (OP)
>He gets beat up too much tho
No he doesn't
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:32:45 AM No.149412721
>>149412691
Literally at the start of the movie he’s in fetal position, flat out loses to ultra man the first time, the Latino girl that invaded his lungs kicks his ass a bunch, the giant monster he doesn’t even stop and they literally kick him in the dick.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:34:17 AM No.149412727
>>149412511 (OP)
Does he burn his eyes from heat vision or did someone else blast him
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:39:37 AM No.149412772
>>149412721
And yet he overcomes, and defeats the enemy. You focus on you want to for the sake of bitching
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:40:38 AM No.149412783
>>149412727
Spoiler:
>Ultraman lasers him right in the eyes when pinned
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:41:29 AM No.149412790
>>149412674
dont blame him, its fucking beautiful.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:11 AM No.149412806
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>>149412511 (OP)
>He gets beat up too much tho
He does but I like that the movie didn't presented him as that much of a wimp. The Hammer of Boravia/Ultraman/Clark's Clone carried Team Luthor hard through all of the movie.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:17 AM No.149412807
>>149412772
He’s the hero of course he overcomes that doesn’t deny the fact that he gets the shit kicked out of him a lot. Why are you acting this retarded? Just for the sake of arguing? What is wrong with you, why be a faggot?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:43:45 AM No.149412811
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>>149412790
Not many Bismuthstans out there but hey, love is love.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:44:33 AM No.149412817
>>149412807
>Why are you acting this retarded?
Why are you?
>Just for the sake of arguing?
Pot, meet kettle.

Nobody wants to hear your whiny thread. He gets beaten up, but not the point where he feels ineffectual or a wimp
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:10 AM No.149412835
>superman is impossible to relate to he's too boring and invincible!
>NOOOOOOO HE'S TOO WEAK MAKE HIM INVINCIBLE AND SUPER STRONG AGAIN
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:46:47 AM No.149412843
>>149412811
looks like one of those drag people that really want to read children books about wearing their mothers high heels or whatever
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:47:59 AM No.149412856
>>149412783
Well good that his heat vision isn't self-harming
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:53:30 AM No.149412901
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>>149412835
Ever since I got back from the theater and started reading the threads this image won't leave my thoughts.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:53:39 AM No.149412902
>>149412817
Then don’t open the thread ignore it. Are you retarded? Leave. You don’t have to sit in the catalog looking for threads to be an annoying faggot in. You can ignore me and my thread and go fuck yourself
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:54:40 AM No.149412907
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>>149412817
Then why are you here anon?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:13:11 AM No.149413074
>>149412843
They gave the most beautiful gem in the real world the ugliest character design
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:14:47 AM No.149413086
>>149412721
Losing to a copy of yourself doesn't mean you're weak lel. And he was trying to be careful with engineer and the kaiju monster
More surprising is that this superman needs to breathe but is shown sitting on the moon in the credits
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:22:18 AM No.149413150
>>149412511 (OP)
>He gets beat up too much tho
They give an explanation for that. Clark is stupidly trusting and holds back a shitton.
>Opening says he lost his first fight ever
>Which is against his (imperfect) clone + Lex's years worth of studying him
>Even with that he just retreats, heals and comes back
>Supes again trust the US gov and gives himself up not reazlizing he would be trapped by Lex with Kryptonite (which the movie says there is basically no samples left on earth anymore)
>He fucking resists against a black hole while holding a baby after getting Kryptonite poisining
>When he gets serious he beats both Engineer and his clone
I think his powerlevel was perfect. Lex managed to be a real threat to him as well.
9/10 movie. Made me smile troughout.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:25:53 AM No.149413192
>>149413086
>More surprising is that this superman needs to breathe but is shown sitting on the moon in the credits
They mention he can hold his breath for more than an hour normally and even when they're actively trying to fill the space in his lungs with nanite gunk they say he'll be dead in "minutes" rather than instantly.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:58 AM No.149413215
>>149412511 (OP)
It was really only the first scene where's beat up. During the rest of the film, he's incredibly durable even if he gets knocked back many times, like The Engineer was literally choking him inside and out with her nanites and he still managed to fly all the way to space before slamming right back down to the ground.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:33:38 AM No.149413265
>>149413086
If you want to get picky on the moon scene why not bring up how that view of earth isn't possible.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:34:08 AM No.149413272
>>149413150
>>He fucking resists against a black hole while holding a baby after getting Kryptonite poisining
this was the most retarded moment of the movie and probably the most retarded scene of any superhero movie ever

how the FUCK is a kryptonite-poisoned superman, who two seconds early was incapable of simply lifting himself off and flying out of the fucking anti-proton river, suddendly capable of escaping a BLACK HOLE by fucking BLOWING AT IT?

it's more ridiculous than literally any Silver-Era superman feat. Seriously blowing up a solar system via super-sneeze is less ridiculous than escaping a black hole with his super-breath
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:36:23 AM No.149413292
>>149413272
>how the FUCK is a kryptonite-poisoned superman, who two seconds early was incapable of simply lifting himself off and flying out of the fucking anti-proton river, suddendly capable of escaping a BLACK HOLE by fucking BLOWING AT IT?
Clark is simply Built Different
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:38:20 AM No.149413314
>>149413074
yeah, he looks like a purple bean mouth version of current day carrot top
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:40:39 AM No.149413343
>>149413272
It wasnt retarded you stupid speedwatcher. He was already regenerating after Metamorpho stopped creating Krytonite, and after that Meta created artificial solar beams.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:05 AM No.149413510
This movie owned
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:58:35 AM No.149413516
>>149413510
owned what?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:01:21 AM No.149413548
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>>149413074
Okay. I will look at your precious minerals. that’s really fucking cool.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:45:37 AM No.149413966
>>149413150
This. Superman looks weaker because he was faced with actually well prepared challenges.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:04:21 AM No.149414184
Movie was absolute garbage. You have to be a subhuman /co/ poster to actually enjoy it.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:05:26 AM No.149414189
>>149414184
>subhuman /co/ poster
That's an oxymoron.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:10:48 AM No.149414252
>>149414184
This post reeks of the Ganges
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:21:44 AM No.149414374
>>149413966
You have to give credit to Lex. It really felt like he went all out here. Not even did most of the cartoons have him this well prepared. It almost felt like he was gonna win. You could really see why he's considered Superman's archnemesis over all the other metahumans. It's a real glow up compared to his Snyderverse version whose grand plan was:
1. Trick Superman into fighting Batman by kidnapping Lois and Martha
2. Having a fucking uncontrollable Doomsday-ified Zod as a backup plan.
3. Having hair
Their is a reason why Batman vs Superman was given such a low score and I think that version of Luther being such a letdown was one of them.