any good comic book about some regular guy having a superpowered gf?
it would be terrifying dating a kryptonian earth desu.
you'd be paranoid all the time that your partner is watching or eavesdropping you.
>>149416250 (OP)I always got this mixed up with Crazy-Ex Girlfriend for some reason
>>149416250 (OP)Do we get to see Mommy Uma's feet in this one?
>>149417434>ivan rietmanits not nigger garage nice coffee mans road tar and tino, so no.
having a superpowered gf is incel fantasy.
anyone who has experience with dating irl knows it would be a bad idea to date a girl who is strong enough to break all your bones and send you into space with just a flick of her finger
>>149416271there is gotta be an up-side.
>>149417484yeah she can probably speak angleski better than you
i would love a comic series that follows regular people in the dc universe just doing regular shit and having to adapt too the fact that the next city block just got destroyed by some supervillain. or that aliens are a thing.
also a courtroom drama with supervillains would be interesting.
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>>149417546Remember when they actually tried to make a tv series with that idea?
ftw no dommy mommy wonder woman gf who ties me up with her lasso and spanks, pegs me regularly using superstrenght
Empowered's boyfriend sort of fits, he's a supervillain minion with a twist (Him and his crew would rob the villains they minioned for blind, until he crossed the wrong villain and all his homies got fucked in the eyesocket)
>>149417883neat, i had no idea this existed. I'm sure it's probably pretty mediocre as it got canceled after 1 season, but im curious enough to check it out.
>>149416271There's comfort in the inescapable, inexorable, inevitable fact that you will always belong to her and you might as well give up
He also was part of a civil uprising of ordinary humans vs. capes, which is only glimpsed at through brief flashbacks, but looks pretty badass
>>149417452The guy was just wimp in the movie , any anti social guy would be fine giving her moderate amount of attention she craved
>>149418813>>149418822>>149418799why do they all have bottox lips?
>>149418908authors thinly veiled fetish
I want a superpowered woman to rape me
>>149417434My Super Ex-Girlfriend isn't a Quinton Tortellini flick, so no.
>>149417956no but it had prime vanessa hudgens
>>149417434Yes you see her bare soles
>>149417445>>149420617Good job having outed yourselves as never watching it
>>149417518well, she is suppose to be a reporter in her day job so she'd better be.