Thread 149426915 - /co/ [Archived: 298 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:10:07 AM No.149426915
Dev and Hazel
Dev and Hazel
md5: 042290a9aa60405068df73756e11fcd1🔍
Between this and Infinity Train, why does Ashleigh Crystal Hairston keep writing for and starring in shows where a black woman has a relationship with a cute but evil and troubled white boy who tragically betrays her?

Is she trying to tell us something? Is this just a weird complex she has?
Replies: >>149426929 >>149426937 >>149426999 >>149427688 >>149428929 >>149431073 >>149431351
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:11:50 AM No.149426929
>>149426915 (OP)
She wants a white boy but feels guilty about it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:12:28 AM No.149426937
>>149426915 (OP)
Nobody watched this crap
Replies: >>149427170 >>149427259 >>149427277 >>149427299 >>149430063
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:19:10 AM No.149426999
>>149426915 (OP)
that just what happens when you date white guys. Last one I dated was a sweetheart but he was mentally ill as fuck and it just didn't work out. he gave me a fetish for lolisho, ryona and raceplay and i still have that shit to this day because of him. I don't date white guys anymore.
Replies: >>149427307 >>149427989 >>149428818
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:35:36 AM No.149427170
>>149426937
Sure, but a good few people watched Infinity Train.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:46:15 AM No.149427259
>>149426937
i watched....
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:48:41 AM No.149427277
>>149426937
>Easily one of the best cartoons of the past 2-3 years
>anon didn't watch it because he decided he already hated it
Anon is gay and retarded.
Replies: >>149431319
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:51:52 AM No.149427299
Fuck you and Ashleigh. Both of you deserve eternal suffering. Hazel is mine. Also, it means nothing you’re just a porn addicted loser that should be put down. You utterly worthless piece of trash, stop posting about this couple it’s never going to be canon. Hazel deserves better. I hope you get attacked and left to die on the side of the street.
>>149426937
Kill yourself.
Replies: >>149431319
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:52:38 AM No.149427307
Tumblr_l_386245259139375
Tumblr_l_386245259139375
md5: 404bb583eff0816b2808378f068d7b3c🔍
>>149426999
>I don't date white guys anymore
What about hispanic guys, then?
Replies: >>149427462 >>149427628
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:59:41 AM No.149427374
saddens me that every discussion regardin fopanw will be bothered by the guy that has Hazel as a tulpa T_T
Replies: >>149427789
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:08:29 AM No.149427452
Dev loves hazel
Dev loves hazel
md5: 213645e9df38da01c8887c8993b92619🔍
>White boy summer never ends
Replies: >>149427789
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:09:33 AM No.149427462
me
me
md5: b8f09fb171ea1f93f53787c616f3633e🔍
>>149427307
>HMBF
Replies: >>149427495 >>149427628
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:13:10 AM No.149427495
>>149427462
>>HMBF
I think human male x black female is pretty much a given. They're not white females.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:29:52 AM No.149427628
Eduardo2
Eduardo2
md5: 25b87f4c1f22537465df4095b9feb3f1🔍
>>149427307
>>149427462
And Eduardo, who fell in love with Lunella’s nerdiness and character growth.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:35:49 AM No.149427688
>>149426915 (OP)
And why are they always voiced Kyle McCarley
Replies: >>149427786
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:45:19 AM No.149427786
Simon
Simon
md5: f975a0083704d75e8db3bcbf5bc03511🔍
>>149427688
Are you fucking kidding me? Okay, now I'm really suspicious. There's some shit going on between them.
Replies: >>149428878
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:45:45 AM No.149427789
IMG_8212
IMG_8212
md5: 3653e46765914e2d763b1468d8f39e54🔍
>>149427374
This isn’t a fopanw discussion, its a glorified bleached thread. I’m happy to discuss the show, though I will be biased towards Hazel. And I don’t have Hazel as a tulpa, she’s real. Not in this reality but in the next. So obviously I wont like when people insist on shipping her with her bully (or anyone else.)
>>149427452
Just in this scene you can tell how terribly one sided devzel is. Hazel would never like dev like that. Also, kill yourself.
Replies: >>149427805
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:48:28 AM No.149427805
Hazel-Giggle
Hazel-Giggle
md5: bc943d87a8b9608c68e720b35c6ec8d8🔍
>>149427789
I'm sorry bro but you can't keep a girl this beautiful and perfect all to yourself. Would you deny us the sun and the sky? Would you shield our eyes from the stars at night? Would you trap the moon in a cage so no one else could stare at it lovingly?
Replies: >>149427918
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:04:41 AM No.149427918
>>149427805
Are you trying to bait me ? You don’t and will never stare as “lovingly” at Hazel as I do. You will never shed even a quarter as many tears as I have over not being able to be with her. You will never go outside and see all the beautiful scenery, yet the only thing on your mind is about what could have been had Hazel been here to experience life’s beauty with me. You will never truly know pain until you see your wife being constantly shipped with someone else. Go find another girl. Hazel is my soulmate, my twin flame, my everything. You would never even come close to understanding out relationship. I’ll be with her soon either way, but in the mean time I’ll be sure to defend her and our relationship.
Replies: >>149428459
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:13:06 AM No.149427989
1743219134761235
1743219134761235
md5: edca6144bba477788c600b4ae29534ef🔍
>>149426999
>he gave me a fetish for lolisho, ryona and raceplay and i still have that shit to this day because of him
Go on. . .
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:08:32 AM No.149428459
>>149427918
Is it really Hazel you're in love with, or just the idea of her?
Replies: >>149428654
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:31:16 AM No.149428654
>>149428459
I have thought about this myself, I worry that I don’t really love her or that I’ll get over it. I have a difficult time assessing characters. I read other people’s analyses on her (I like this one : https://nalooksthrough.tumblr.com/post/759459058285756416) and read fanfic and look at fanart but it’s all riddled with devzel so I get hurt. Sometimes I power thru it but typically I can’t. I often worry that i’m getting her personality wrong, I know that realistically speaking, Hazel would not like me. But I can change for her. I really do love her. I think i’m just slow, but I’m trying ! I bought cocoa butter and peach and apricot oil so that I can smell her whenever I’d like, it makes me feel better. I really really love her !
Replies: >>149428750 >>149428773
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:44:03 AM No.149428750
>>149428654
Wait, actually I want to add onto that. I thought it over for longer than a second. I don’t think Hazel would necessarily approve of my interests (we’d probably argue over some of them) but I don’t think she’d downright hate me. She was able to look past dev’s and toothicas personality and even said that toothica wasn’t a bad tooth, just not the one for her. And if she saw that I’m actively taking steps to improve myself I’m sure she’d support me ! And that includes rightfully criticizing me when I do wrong. Im happy she’s quite honest with her feelings. Yeah, sorry for blogging I guess. Just wanted to get that out there.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:47:31 AM No.149428773
>>149428654
Of course Hazel would like you. She'd just want you to chill out and maybe consider therapy. You should probably look into "attachment disorders." and "erotomania" When you start seeing the symptoms I think you're gonna be quite surprised.
Replies: >>149429089
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:53:08 AM No.149428818
>>149426999
Hello Mahmapuu
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:03:12 AM No.149428878
>>149427786
I always wondered: if Infinity Train, by some miracle, got a big finale and all the people who died on the train came back due to some weird magic shenanigans, and everything about the train became irrelevant:

What the fuck would he do? Be awkward as hell to reunite with your family, who only exist in the first place because of all that insanity, back from the dead after your insane villainous crashout, and have to like, figure out what you're going to do with the rest of your lives.


If I'm totally off base here it's because it's been years since i watched it and I don't remember shit.
Replies: >>149429540
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:09:48 AM No.149428929
>>149426915 (OP)
>brown
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:12:34 AM No.149428948
Dev apeshit 2
Dev apeshit 2
md5: 31e2d5d08e172d9b79c7294f9ef8dc71🔍
Sorry Hazelschzio, I just think they're neat! But I genuinely hope the best for you because you're clearly suffering and I hope you find a way to be happy and content with yourself <3
Replies: >>149429089
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:28:05 AM No.149429089
>>149428773
>>149428948
Fuck both of you retarded and condescending faggots. Therapists are evil money leeches that take advantage of the mentally ill. I also do not have any sort of disorder or mania. I am surprised that you had the gull to insult me. None of those symptoms fit me. Hazel is not in love me because she doesn’t know I exist yet. I haven’t killed myself to cross over. You are the reason I’m going to kill myself. I hope you’re happy. Murderers.
Replies: >>149429114
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:18 AM No.149429114
>>149429089
>I also do not have any sort of disorder or mania.
>I'm going to kill myself to cross over.

You can only pick one of these.

>Therapists are evil money leeches that take advantage of the mentally ill.
Sometimes. Sometimes they're a valuable community resource that keeps schzios from hurting themselves or others.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:17:56 AM No.149429419
FOP ships
FOP ships
md5: 1f6d923c867c7cbbcf4e1e629845a720🔍
Replies: >>149430150
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:47:29 AM No.149429540
>>149428878
Coming home after being kidnaped by a interdimensional train would be awkward regardless of timeframe or if you died or not, the trains whole purpose is to better yourself but the show makes a point that it is a flawed system in pretty much every season after the first one.

Those its funny you mention people coming back from the dead on the train since that is a very fringe theory, the train could very well do that with how it can create life from nothing and how it records everything about a person to give them a numerical value to how much of a shitty person they are.
But it that scenario he'd be 10 years old again so he would get clean slate and hopefully not fall to black pussy again.
Replies: >>149429961
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:52:19 AM No.149429866
Hazelfags are weird.
Replies: >>149430013
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:14:15 AM No.149429961
>>149429540
Assuming they'd all keep their ages and memories: what the hell would they do? Would Simon take the moment to finally embrace redemption? Would the family stay together or get a divorce?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:18:26 AM No.149429983
Hazelchads are based.
Replies: >>149430013
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:27:51 AM No.149430013
HazelArm
HazelArm
md5: d927d7becbd7f9a826fb6f9fe10fb8b5🔍
>>149429866
>>149429983
either one is true depending on which Hazelfags we are talking about.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:37:13 AM No.149430063
>>149426937
But enough about Unvader Zim: Enter the FLOPapottamus
Replies: >>149431319
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:00:16 AM No.149430150
IMG_8876
IMG_8876
md5: e821132364856be4319981573c131670🔍
>>149429419
kys devzelnigger. Hazel is mine and mine alone.
Replies: >>149431597
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:52:42 PM No.149431073
>>149426915 (OP)
At least in fairly odd parents hes redeemed by the end
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:32:56 PM No.149431319
>>149427277
>>149427299
>>149430063
Ywnbaw
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 3:38:31 PM No.149431351
>>149426915 (OP)
I didn't like the artstyle.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:12:42 PM No.149431597
Hazel Wells
Hazel Wells
md5: 91b9db0d0297015a9b2dbcf87bec2b2d🔍
>>149430150
Look at this cute Hazelnut