https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWvG4-QARUY

Silver Surfette is gonna get TORCH'd.

>>149427338 (OP)
How do I get Silver Surfer gf?

Remember when /co/ was preemptively OUTRAGED that they were totally going to turn Johnny gay? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>149427814
He still looks like he is balding

>>149427814
It would've been fine if he were gay or bi if he actually looked the part. Am I supposed to believe a dude who looks like their universe's Mark Zuckerberg variant is supposed to be a popular ladies' man?

>>149427814
I remember and honestly I'd have preferred it. If it meant keeping Norrin Radd.

>>149427823
They couldn't have given him a better wig at least? Even the promo material shows him with a more stylish haircut.

Ironically Johnny has been super gay/bi in comics so they really didn't have to swap out Norin

>>149428705
It's weird how much writers tread the line about it. They'll often play it off as a joke just like they did with Deadpool. Then eventually Deadpool officially became a bisexual character. I wonder how long that will be before someone pushes the needle? It even happened with Star-Lord although Marvel has effectively pushed him back into the closet.

>>149427373
You don't.

Every single fantastic four movie has been shit but surely this time it won't be unwatchably bad

>>149427848
That's the sad part, he's not a ladies man here.

>>149429011
I would certainly hope not but I am definitely far from hyped to see it. No less in theaters.

>>149427848
I'm not one that's superficial about looks. I remember the backlash Simu Liu got from asian audiences for not looking handsome enough as Shang Chi. To me I found such critique unwarranted and petty. But in the case of Joseph Quinn as Johnny Storm. I find myself calling the kettle black. He's not ugly but he is definitely average in terms of looks alone. Where as Johnny has been known to be a handsome hotshot. It also doesn't help that he's following in the steps of Chris Evans and Michael B. Jordan both of whom are the Hollywood archetypal attractive male.

>>149427338 (OP)
So that's why they chose Shalla Bal? Just to use her as a narrative tool for Johnny whom Marvel and Disney have been trying so hard to paint as the opposite of “womanizer” attitude he’s had for years now?

>>149427338 (OP)
Why does he talk himself at the third person. I like it!

>>149428662
fpbp

I want her to step on me with thos silver stompers

>>149427814
>Anons falling for chud baiting
Wow how surprising

This movie looks like shit

>>149429043
He is, just a less callous one.

>>149429144
His mouth makes him look like I've of those photoshopped characters from Tim and Eric.

>>149429991
Do Julia Garner's feet even look good?

>>149429144
>going from prime Chris Evans to Eliott Page
Is it illegal to cast hot people on the mcu now

>>149427338 (OP)
Everyone after seeing Silver Surfer after Earth will be marked for death: AAAAGGGHH!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE BY THE GIANT MAN WITH HIS DILDO HELMET

Johnny Storm after seeing Silver Surfer after Earth will be marked for death: WOULD!!!

>>149432369
Johnny Storm, xenomaxxing since the 80's

>>149428898
lol

>>149427338 (OP)
Metal waifu