Thread 149432226 - /co/ [Archived: 214 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:19:54 PM No.149432226
2025-07-17-raid
2025-07-17-raid
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That fucking beak.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:24:13 PM No.149432881
>>149432226 (OP)
op what the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:35:23 PM No.149433007
eine jude
eine jude
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>>149432226 (OP)
Bulmeria has a right to defend itself.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:52:18 PM No.149433233
does Willis just introduce a new character/DEI every five minutes?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:53:52 PM No.149433257
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>>149433007
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:55:03 PM No.149433278
>>149433233
If he doesn't want to get cancelled? Yes.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:03:09 PM No.149433369
>>149433278
Browner damnit! BROWNER!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:22:02 PM No.149433568
>>149433233
No, I'm pretty sure this is one of those background characters that gets a line of dialogue once every few years.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:23:07 PM No.149433575
>>149433568
hows that work in DOA time?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:51:59 PM No.149433917
>>149433575
>it is 2010
>I am 18 years old
>it is August
>I am silent as a man in taped together sneakers complains to his parents about McNuggets.

>it is 2014
>I am 18 years old
>it is September
>I speak for the first time, admonishing a woman pretending to be a dinosaur for knocking over my lunch tray.

>it is 2019
>I am 18 years old
>it is October
>I stand outside the dorms in my underwear for 7 days in a row but only 5 minutes pass. I complain about the inconvenience.

>it is 2025
>I am 18 years old
>it is January
>I hold a sign in protest of a war that does not exist between two countries that do not exist, immersed in a cloud of tear gas that has remained undispersed for 4 days. Two women are kissing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:22:05 PM No.149434255
>>149433917
Really sounds horrific when you put it that way.
Are all of Willis characters actually trapped in purgatory?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:28:19 PM No.149434323
>>149434255
More like a bizarre Samuel Beckett nightmare. Then you've got Mary who is essentially despised by god and only exists to be flagellated as a scapegoat for her creator's self-loathing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:35:57 PM No.149434403
>>149434323
MAKE IT STOP!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:12:57 PM No.149434891
>>149432226 (OP)
I think the beak is actually cute but I assume the girl it's attached to is an awful person like every other character.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:22:10 PM No.149435028
>>149433233
He had a meltdown on Bluesky the other day because he hasn't done enough with his Muslim characters and thus he thinks he ruined the current arc because he didn't feature their struggles. It'd have been sad if it weren't so funny.
>>149434891
Actually Alice previously told Billie to fuck off and renounced their friendship until Billie used Joyce to manipulate her into thinking she's changed and is now a good person. Billie is the fucking worst. Of all the characters in this strip she's just such an unlikeable cunt.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:32:46 PM No.149435171
Vaguey DoA related but now that there's a UBO filter for GoComics, should I take the plunge in storytiming Willis' archnemesis, Funky Winkerbean? I don't know if I can actually do 50 years of a daily comic stirp though, that'd probably take me like 6 or 7 months to get through.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:34:23 PM No.149435203
>>149435171
Maybe do some of the most notable storylines instead of the full series? The full series seems like it'd be a lot.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:42:11 PM No.149435311
>>149435203
I already did Foob last year but I had the books to use for 95% of it. I'm not dealing with Anna's slow download speeds (unless you pay) for Funky. I could always just open up Paint or something and just combine a week's worth o strips into a single image I suppose which means I could get through it in about 2 months.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:49 PM No.149435386
>>149435028
Willis is such a jackass.
>I could've done more. I could have got more out
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:54:58 PM No.149435451
>>149435386
I assume the actual reason he doesn't use the muzzies more is because he knows he doesn't know shit about Islam and will wind up pissing people off which on one hand would be a surprising level of self-awareness. But he's also too arrogant and/or afraid of catching shit for just coming out and saying "Look, I know I won't be able to do this right so I'd rather risk not offending anyone but screwing up" and instead would rather self-flagellate about "oh deary me, I'm oh so sorry for my missteps."

On the third hand, it's a stupid story no matter what.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:05:50 PM No.149435575
did joyce fuck joe yet?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:35:55 PM No.149435927
>>149432226 (OP)
I am legitimately shocked that these threads have anyone trying to actually engage with the comic. This should be nothing but mocking bad Dave willis' terrible writing.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:44:08 PM No.149436033
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>>149435171
Shit, I remember some Anon doing that years ago. It was really funny after seeing Willis' criticism actually reading Funky Winkerbean and finding out it was actually everything DoA wishes it was: A melodramatic soap opera where you actually find yourself giving a shit what happens to the characters, because they're not all irredeemable cunts.

Digging deep into my filesystem, it appears I still have the cbrs from 1996-2013 (why those years specifically I don't know) if they'd be any help and save you any time. I don't recall Funky getting particularly interesting until after the timeskip (google informs me that was 1992).
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:38:21 PM No.149436675
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>>149436033
I don't think Funky is particularly good (as opposed to Foob which I think was a genuinely good strip from about the mid-'80s until about Liz's graduation from high school). Funky had a lot of issues with wacky shit (ghosts and time travel and shit) that detracted from the otherwise grounded setting and Batiuk would set shit up forever but never pay it off, could be flippant about his writing, etc. DoA is basically just a more "realized" version of Funky in that it takes a lot of the issues that it and late era Foob had but amplifies them which is combined with Willis' arrogance in thinking he's a great comic writer.

And I should probably be fine, it's just the monotony of having to grab and throw the strips together (it'd be done like pic related with Sundays being separate). My 'tism means I have to organize it by year and month anyway to keep things straight and not go insane. I'm reasonably liking the first year or so as I'm going through it. There's a little bit of bite to it and plenty of the jokes are worthy of a sensible chuckle IMO. Of course the best characters from those early strips (Livinia and Roland) straight up disappear after the first few years with no real explanation beyond Livinia being shown in 2008 as having died off panel.

>>149435927
As someone who likes or at least has an interest in some of the strips Willis hates and is clearly trying to show up with DoA, I think the reason is that even if it's lame or bad trash you're still reading it regularly enough that you develop some investment in the characters and what's happening. You still want to see how things go both to make fun of it but also in the way you'd like any other guilty pleasure. Or it's people who liked and grew disillusioned but haven't quite been able to divest themselves of that affection.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:40:03 PM No.149436693
is reading these worth it or do yall just make fun of it? be honest
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:46:24 PM No.149436777
>>149436693
Mainly the latter
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:51:25 PM No.149436832
>>149436675
Eh, I don't think Funky is a masterpiece or anything but I certainly enjoyed it a lot more than I ever have DoA. It's mainly down to the characters, they feel more like real people so when it deals with darker subject matter it's easier to take seriously and care about what happens. DoA's characters by comparison are so unlikeable I don't care if they suffer and I wouldn't give a shit if it ended with the campus getting nuked.

Good luck anyway Anon, I'll read along again if you decide to go ahead with storytiming.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:46 AM No.149437034
>>149436693
I don't think it's worth it really. The comic is a super decompressed soap opera, and while it's amusing sometimes, it's never particularly satisfying.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:31 AM No.149437094
>>149432226 (OP)
Does he still draw disconcerting porn of these characters
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:00:28 AM No.149437577
So the only non-insufferable characters are Mary and Sierra right? Or has he ruined Sierra somehow too?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:33 AM No.149437636
>>149435451
There is an argument to be made that if you can't do it right you're better off skipping it than doing an oversimplified expy, but I think what happened at real world IU was too notable (even if it largely turned out to be nothing in the end) for him to not have it show up in some way.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:36:35 AM No.149437964
>>149436693
I used to read it because it was amusing to make fun of. It was so stupid and Willis was so full of himself. It was back where there was daily threads here with people ragging on it.
But after a while, even that gets boring and I lost interest. DOA is only readable when its in train wreck mode.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:37:44 AM No.149437972
474
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>>149437094
I think so.
though it's okay when HE sexifies character for some reason
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:45:18 AM No.149438049
>>149432226 (OP)
Relatable
>Local State University gets a big protest where students were camping out on the entryway lawn over Israel-Palestine
>Week passes
>Dean goes down to negotiate
>Agrees to ban any Israeli association or transfer students as part of the negotiation among other things
>CSU Board gets pissed at him
>Declares it illegal for him to make that decision
>Fires Him
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:50:53 AM No.149438104
>>149437577
I might be alone but I really liked Arnold but he like never appears in DoA. I don't even know if he spoke. I'm also pretty okay with Jacob and Joe.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:13:09 AM No.149438310
>>149433917
Ah, so a month is the equivalent to a year in the DoAverse. Juicy lore.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:19:08 AM No.149438357
There's bad dave willis
And good dave willis
The difference, the good one made ATHF
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:25:20 AM No.149438409
>>149438310
It varies but for the most part one week in-universe corelates to one year in real time. There is a 10 week timeskip from October to January though.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:29:04 AM No.149438451
>>149438104
Jacob is, despite his skin color, the most whitebread character in the entire comic. Fucking bland-ass geek.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:34:24 AM No.149438505
>>149438409
>>149438310
time stands still in DOA
forever
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:36:54 AM No.149438527
>>149438505
The cast are stuck in a pocket dimension. A Matrix.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:41:14 AM No.149438567
>>149438409
It bothers me that realistically we've seen 4 months of these characters lives but Willis writes them as if they have had 15 years of change. Like Joe is a good example because everyone acts like he stopped being a womanizer 5 years ago but its been like 2 weeks.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:42:53 AM No.149438585
>>149438567
he really needs to ditch that time compression shit. it just doesn't work
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:44:05 AM No.149438598
>>149438567
>4 months
Taking that in consideration makes the characters look schizophrenic.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:45:30 AM No.149438612
>>149438598
Some relationships have only lasted a few days but the characters treat them like they lasted a few years. Its crazy.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:54:34 AM No.149438688
>>149438612
At most, I would think at least a year went by to circumvent the time that passed, it would make more sense when you look at all the events and relationships. 4 months makes you have to crunch up everything into days and weeks, but it cuts things too close..
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:01:36 AM No.149438746
>>149438688
https://walkypedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dumbing_of_Age_Timeline
Walkypedia keeps track of it apparently. Its really something to think about just how much happens in those first two months.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:02:17 AM No.149438749
>Joyce goes to college.
>In 4 months she has renounced her religion and became atheist, had her eyesight deteriorate and needs glasses, gets diagnosed with autism, and kissed a girl at a protest.
If I were her parents, I would be alarmed.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:03:52 AM No.149438765
>>149438567
Joe's actually a bad example because several characters act he up and decided to change his behavior a couple days ago when he's actually been making efforts to change for several months. I don't know how or why but Willis consistently writes Joe as the most emotionally and psychologically mature character. Joyce is probably the best example because it's "Christian girl goes to college, becomes an atheist lesbian within a few months" like it's a goddamn Chick tract.

>>149438612
Reminder that the entire Ruth/Billie storyline takes place over one month. And that's not from the start of their dating or suicide pact, it's from the first time either of them show interest in the other. Their actual relationship was a little over 3 weeks.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:08:41 AM No.149438827
Haven't we already had two winters already in the comic?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:46 AM No.149438962
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>>149438765
I think the thing with Joe is that Willis absolutely found Joe's sexpest personality funny, but as time passed that type of character fell out of style with Willis's political circle so he had to stop delivering punchlines like pic related and grow in a way that makes him likeable to said audience since Joe is one of his oldest characters and probably means a great deal to him. Which I think Willis did accomplish since everyone in his comment section is worried about Joe's feelings now that Joyce kissed Dorthy.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:36:04 AM No.149439149
>>149438962
Despite how shitty most of the other characters are, Willis is doing a good character arc with Joe. He could've just made Joe another Mary that everyone hates or killed him off like Mike and replaced with an "acceptable" version like Booster.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:45:29 AM No.149439242
>>149438962
Willis is ultimately a coward who's afraid of being dragged into a struggle session and then ostracized by the internet cool kids clique i.e other aging Gen Xers and Millennials who try to pretend they've always been morally correct and weren't edgy tryhards making un-PC jokes prior to the mid-2010s.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:59:49 AM No.149439410
>>149439149
Booster is such a shitty dramawhore. Mike's trolling was always fun because he's an asshole and says what the characters don't want to hear, pushing them towards better choices or self-destruction through their own denial. Booster is just a shitty dramawhore who actively tries to ruin everyone's lives for his own amusement. Its not interesting because the characters already do that without him. And his sister is just Dina 2 because Dina has grown out of her old shtick but Willis still wants to tell those jokes.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:04:48 AM No.149439476
>>149438746
Willis keeps tabs on it and still writes it retarded.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:10:27 AM No.149439542
>>149439476
I don't see why that matters or changes anything I said.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:15:28 AM No.149439619
>>149438749
Funny you say that, given Willis' stance on parents. parents bad
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:22:53 AM No.149439718
mary
mary
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>>149432226 (OP)
I don't read the comic how is Mary doing?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:26:46 AM No.149439768
>>149439410
The thing about Dina is that I actually knew someone who behaved similar to her when I was growing up; a hardcore aspie and sperg who was barely functional in social situations without help. Flash forward to college and after a few months of being away from an overprotective and overbearing mother surrounded by a peer group that wants him to succeed socially and he is significantly more adept at social situations. By the time he graduated he was at worst a little stiff and awkward in personal interactions yet could land a surprising amount of tail. Charlie, in comparison, reads like she has an intellectual disability. Perhaps not actual retardation but definitely the kind of person who should have someone check in on them every few days.

But Booster, what fucking draw does the character have? If you want an asshole you've got Carla, who is at least sometimes interesting, if you want someone who calls out others you've got about half the cast; Booster doesn't have a niche and isn't entertaining enough otherwise.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:27:21 AM No.149439779
>>149439542
I'm just saying the Willis himself has to be aware of the things people said, people act like they've been in relationships for years even though by Willis time it's been two weeks.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:38:23 AM No.149439928
2025-06-18-kerning
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>>149439619
>parents bad
He has such a bad case of arrested development. I remember when I was in middle school and I wrote all my characters as having parents who were either dead or really shitty to up the drama, but as I got older and entered high school I realized how immature that mindset was and started to diversify my characters home lives. The only character with a good home life that we see are Dina and I guess Mike (whose parents might be alcoholics given they act the way Mike does when he's drunk).
>Joe's dad is a sleezy womanizer who neglects his son's needs for pussy
>Amber's dad beats her, had multiple secret families, and her mom is an enabling push over for most of her life
>Ethan's parents are homophobic and even when she tries to make an effort we're supposed to hate her
>Billie's parents are neglectful
>Walky and Sal's parents are irredeemable racists
>Joyce's parents are irredeemable bigots
>Becky's dad is a murderous bigot
>Carla's parents are war criminals
>Ruth's family is abusive
Did I miss anyone whose parents have actually been mentioned or featured?
>>149439718
Last we actually saw her she was winning.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:41:41 AM No.149439971
>>149439928
>Last we actually saw her she was winning.
based
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:44:01 AM No.149440000
>>149439928
Willis and Mr enter should team up. It would be beautiful cringe.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:45:07 AM No.149440015
>>149436675
Are all the strips the same size?
You might be able to automate it with ffmpeg.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:48:08 AM No.149440058
>>149439768
The ultimate reason he exists is because Willis didn't have any notable non-binary or hispanic characters in the main cast outside of Robin and her family but they're pretty minor. Also he needed someone with Mike's build because he did that silhouette reveal for the main cast after the timeskip and there was still a question of his fate at the time.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:03:54 AM No.149440246
>>149438962
>>149439149
Honestly, I think Joe, Dan, and Sarah are the three most unironically likable characters in the cast. They're all relatively level-headed and reasonable, but each have very different perspectives. And there is something fun about watching them interact with the rest of the cast and going "what the fuck is wrong with you?".

I kind of want to see Sal try and talk with Sarah about "the black experience" just for the utter cringekino that would be.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:06:27 AM No.149440278
>>149439928
Only Mary would go counter-protesting in boots and a longcoat. Do you think she's deliberately going for the 'Commissar' look, or just stumbled into it?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:13:27 AM No.149440355
>>149432226 (OP)
Tumblr nose is eternal.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:14:24 AM No.149440364
158j6i
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>>149440278
>criticizing our sweet angel
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:16:28 AM No.149440392
>>149440278
Mary is a total chuuni. Like she needs to walk around with an eyepatch she wears to keep the Holy Power that flows within her at bay because she's part of a secret organization that fights the Luciferian forces that control society, the C*tholic church and Indiana University.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:22:41 AM No.149440455
>>149439928
>Joyce's parents are irredeemable bigots
I think the dad's getting set up for some sort of "redemption" arc because he divorced the mom for still supporting Toedad and friends after kidnapping Joyce and the others. I imagine he'll probably settle as a character somewhere around "I don't really get it, but I support you my trans/lesbian daughters".
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:22:51 AM No.149440461
2017-08-09-plottwist
2017-08-09-plottwist
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>>149440364
I think she's wonderful.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:30:25 AM No.149440550
>>149440278
The jacket dress, scarf, and boots combo has shown up a couple of times before.

>>149440392
I don't think she's that chuuni.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:32:34 AM No.149440570
>>149440461
Did Carla actually think Mary wanted her?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:39:50 AM No.149440648
>>149440570
No, Billie and Ruth theorized it was why Mary suddenly began acting nice.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:41:21 AM No.149440672
2017-06-09-hairdown
2017-06-09-hairdown
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>>149440570
Yes. Mary was in a good mood and the only possible reason Billie, Carla, and Ruth could come up with is that she had feelings for Carla and that she was only ever mean because she liked her. Which makes sense. The narcissist can't imagine someone being happy is unrelated to them or that a simple compliment is meaningless and the two alcoholic lesbians in an unhealthy deathpack think abuse is love. I wonder if Willis actually realized that or if he genuinely thinks the three had good cause to think Mary liked Carla.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:43:07 AM No.149440689
>>149440672
Plot twist. Carla actually wanted Mary the whole time, and everything was subconsciously a way to get her attention.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:44:09 AM No.149440697
>>149440672
Naw, Willis just wrote it as "Ew yucky person is gonna hit on me"
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:58:36 AM No.149440818
>>149440278
She's has an AR-15 hidden somewhere.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:15:45 AM No.149440972
soviet_army_soldier_female_uniform-1873036846
soviet_army_soldier_female_uniform-1873036846
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>>149440392
Mary should convert to Catholicism, it fits her love of art better than most protestant churches. Plus then she could LARP as an inquisitor.

>>149440550
>The jacket dress, scarf, and boots combo has shown up a couple of times before.
It's great, all she needs to complete the outfit is a peaked cap and a hairband.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:17:19 AM No.149440989
>>149440818
>driven from the protest grounds, the protesters begin to riot across campus
>knowing Carla's parentage, they storm the dorms to kidnap her
>they descend upon her, trampling Amazi-Girl under their feet
>just as they reach her Mary leaps between them and their prey, firing an AR in each hand
>"I can't get any peace and quiet with you around, can I?"
>"MARY! I thought you hated me!"
>"I do. But God loves all his children, so who am I to argue?"
Replies: >>149443389
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:25:36 AM No.149441072
>>149432226 (OP)
I would kiss that sniffer.
Is this girl still straight?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:25:55 AM No.149441075
>>149440278
Mary thinks she's in one of her favorite japanese animes.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:28:09 AM No.149441094
Malaya_doa
Malaya_doa
md5: 6cb1ce1d36e76a7a0d5d3c0288b2c07c๐Ÿ”
>>149432226 (OP)
all i remember from this comic is that malaya is cute
Replies: >>149441130 >>149441333
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:31:18 AM No.149441130
>>149441094
One of the most unlikable characters among unlikable characters.
Replies: >>149441278
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:36:30 AM No.149441187
2025-07-18-implausible
2025-07-18-implausible
md5: d98aae02bcc6f84107415a19acda0fa9๐Ÿ”
This could be actual character growth for Carla, but in all likely good it's just going to be Willis childishly saying "fuck you mom and dad!" again.
Replies: >>149441505
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:46:59 AM No.149441278
>>149441130
yeah but she'd probably look cute when she smiles while stomping on my junk
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:52:44 AM No.149441333
>>149441094
She was so much worse in Shortpacked.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:54:35 AM No.149441356
>>149440278
Can't protest Hamas without looking /fa/ as fuck. I bet Mary posts pics of herself holding the sign on Instagram (her account has like 10 followers including Joyce but she still considers herself an influencer anyway).
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:57:34 AM No.149441379
S90HW1e
S90HW1e
md5: be632b17e03c65f674235824def69ec0๐Ÿ”
>>149440689
>Carla actually wanted Mary the whole time,

Side note, is Yoto even still around?
Replies: >>149441505
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:11:04 AM No.149441505
>>149441379
I've seen new material of his pop up occasionally, so probably in the drawthreads.

>>149441187
I don't think this is a good plotline for any character development beyond Willis' lack of nuance. This is a very complicated subject with a massive amount of arguments within and outside the moral sphere.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:16:36 AM No.149441547
>>149440570
I'm almost certain that story was done in order as a middle finger to people who shipped Mary and Carla because Mary is EVIL and must remain the punching bag. Sort of like how Willis refuses to ever use Guns because she's too much of a chud for him. Basically he seems to have this weird outlook where he's a god and can mete out rewards and punishments to characters as he sees fit yet also, for some reason, the characters just emerge from the creative aether fully formed as personalities he has no way of changing, especially if he hates a character or they're supposed to be bad. Remember how much of a fit he threw when /co/ redid the comic where Becky visits her dad in the hospital to be something with more nuance and pathos and not an immature tantrum where Becky spends multiple panels with a big dumb grin on her face flipping him off?

I think he equated it to taking a shit and then showing it to him or something like that. He was genuinely insulted because he felt like it undermined his brilliant ending because Toedad was Toebad and thus Becky should be Toeglad instead of conflicted and Toesad. Willis is a manchild who still views everything in extreme black and white terms, only his definition of what counts as good and evil is flip-flopped from his younger pre-college years.
Replies: >>149441747 >>149441775 >>149444044
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:23:16 AM No.149441610
Screenshot 2025-07-18 012227
Screenshot 2025-07-18 012227
md5: 8727487a1151a0b7f05c395ea7e2cc56๐Ÿ”
>>149439928
>>Ethan's parents are homophobic and even when she tries to make an effort we're supposed to hate her
At least her homophobia is funny.
Replies: >>149441667 >>149444049
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:30:04 AM No.149441667
>>149441610
She's like every Jewish mom I've ever met.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:30:24 AM No.149441674
>>149439928
>>Walky and Sal's parents are irredeemable racists
God that subplot was stupid. And everyone knew it at the time too but Willis still thought it was profound.
Replies: >>149441847
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:37:21 AM No.149441747
>>149441547
>Toedad was Toebad and thus Becky should be Toeglad instead of conflicted and Toesad
I just want you to know I appreciate you, anon, and wish you the best in your endeavors.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:41:03 AM No.149441775
>>149441547
I remember because I made the first edit. I remember the worst part of the original version is the ending completely killed the strip before. The first strip has Becky crying while she tells her dad why her feelings towards him are complicated. Then the next strip starts off fine, but ends with her giving him the middle finger with a huge smile on her face while yelling that she's going to be a scientist. My edit, that I don't have anymore, changed it so the last panel where she goes back to give him the finger again was gone and the "I'm going to be a scientist" panel was a serious expression. People started sending our edits to him and he said that we took a comic about Becky being Becky and removed the things that made her Becky.
Replies: >>149441830
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:48:27 AM No.149441830
>>149441775
Honestly you could have both. One strip done the whacky way that you end with it being Becky telling everyone how it went then a follow up flashback that shows the emotional version as what actually took place. It even fits with Becky's personality of overcompensation to mask her feelings.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:49:43 AM No.149441840
2012-05-16-influence
2012-05-16-influence
md5: fb05f92b1dd6283a62c96498e144507e๐Ÿ”
>>149438451
He should go back to being a sex addict like he was in Shortpacked.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:51:35 AM No.149441847
>>149441674
He has tried really hard to fix it but I feel like that made it worse.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:13:57 AM No.149442062
>>149436693
It's actually a matter of nostalgia for me. I started reading DoA back in 2012 when I was 14 and impressionable and kept reading it for years until I eventually lost interest. Obviously it hasn't gotten any better since I stopped reading in 2017 or so.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:20:52 AM No.149442147
FhJ07a4VUAA3Tb-
FhJ07a4VUAA3Tb-
md5: b15cb2b33effb39874ae522f07b9ff2f๐Ÿ”
>>149435028
>He had a meltdown on Bluesky the other day because he hasn't done enough with his Muslim characters and thus he thinks he ruined the current arc because he didn't feature their struggles. It'd have been sad if it weren't so funny.
I mean, he's right, but that's just the consequence of taking a cast of characters made by a Midwestern teenager in 1998 and trying to put them in stories that are socially relevant in 2025. Only way out is to either dump them and make new characters or just restrict yourself to plots that are better suited to the characters you've already written. In that sense he's just like every other comic writer.
Replies: >>149442375 >>149442793
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:21:23 AM No.149442157
>>149436693
I like to rag on it but I've been reading Willis' stuff for so fucking long and its been a daily part of my schedule for nearly 20 years I can't just quit.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:47:42 AM No.149442375
>>149442147
He could simply write the plot around his characters not being well-informed about what's going on. Which would probably be a better use of the arc.
Replies: >>149442560
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:20:07 AM No.149442560
>>149442375
The problem is to convincingly write a person ignorant of a complex issue, you as an author have to know a lot about the topic. Which Willis almost assuredly doesn't.
Replies: >>149442694 >>149442723
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:47:05 AM No.149442694
>>149442560
I imagine had Willis gone this direction he would have had a character, likely Mary, spew things he disagree with while Asma girlbosses over her.

A better writer would have paired Ethan with Sayd and let their heritage put their relationship at risk.
Replies: >>149442723
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:49:14 AM No.149442706
images(5)
images(5)
md5: b6539e46bf874bfa48e2de5c00acd6e5๐Ÿ”
Why is the university funding Israel anyway, are they just pissed because they co-founded some particle accelerator or humanities program in haifa or do they straight up send money to Tsahal for no reason
Replies: >>149446477
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:31 AM No.149442716
>>149439718
For a character he hates, Willis sure draws her the best dressed out of the entire cast.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:52:34 AM No.149442723
>>149442694
>Ethan with Sayd and let their heritage put their relationship at risk
>Sayd turns out to be Jordanian and is perfectly okay with the not!Palestinians getting bombed while Ethan has a hissy fit

>>149442560
Stick to a single character, write what you know, then write them learning as you learn.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:11:29 AM No.149442793
>>149435028
>>149442147
>muslim characters
All the common criticism about the Christian community applies just as much to the Muslim community.
But I doubt Willis is willing to write a storyline about a lesbian ex-muslim girl having to flee from her violent dad who refuses to accept her sexuality.
Replies: >>149444060
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:41:39 PM No.149443389
>>149440989
Kino. Willis could never.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:40:59 PM No.149444044
>>149441547
Didn't Willis post about how his whole stupid kidnapping plot was justified because gay people always die in stories so the universe working to make sure Becky lived was brilliant writing or some dumb cope?
Replies: >>149445146
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:41:59 PM No.149444049
>>149441610
Willis really just hates his parents huh?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:43:20 PM No.149444060
>>149442793
No way Willis would write that. His fan base would go berserk
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:13:23 PM No.149445146
>>149444044
Not quite. He justified it by saying that gay people in stories always have bad things happen to them.
Replies: >>149445216
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:21:10 PM No.149445216
NEXT33
NEXT33
md5: 9af264378bcc43b07071be11a0fd4aa7๐Ÿ”
>>149445146
the worst thing to happen is to have Willis writing them
Replies: >>149445427
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:46:41 PM No.149445427
>>149445216
The funny thing is the one time Willis flashed to Becky's old roommate the strip seemed to indicate a sympathetic view of her.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:32:23 PM No.149445901
>>149436693
>is reading these worth it
Not really, it's too much shit to be a good hateread so it's best to wait until someone posts highlights or the porn comic edits
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:41:15 PM No.149445986
>>149436675
Does anyone have that Funky Winkerbean comic, witht eh vet looking out the window, and a woman comes up behind him, and ask "What are you thinking about" and he says "Iraq"? It's the funniest attempt at being dramatic I have ever seen
Replies: >>149446868 >>149447703
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:03:41 PM No.149446238
Remember when this use to be a superhero comic?
Replies: >>149446517 >>149446715
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:22:07 PM No.149446477
GeuFhr9WoAA7SGv
GeuFhr9WoAA7SGv
md5: 4f68019a3bf84a10d00c950be0ac77e5๐Ÿ”
>>149442706
American universities don't send money to Israel directly but many of them invest in companies that help Israel kill Palestinians like Lockheed Martin and Caterpillar, Inc. That's what all the irl protests have been about. Plus big universities like Columbia work with Israeli universities and even have dual degree programs with them.
Replies: >>149448412
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:25:10 PM No.149446517
>>149446238
What's Amazi-Girl's deal now, anyway? Blaine is dead, Ryan is dead, Toedad is dead. Who's the next villain for her to fight? Netanyahu?
Replies: >>149446557 >>149446790 >>149447257
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:28:47 PM No.149446557
>>149446517
Amber, as in the personality. Amazi-girl will fully take over her body.
Replies: >>149446709 >>149447299
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:38:52 PM No.149446709
>>149446557
When did Willis start treating the "Amber has DID" thing as a valid plot anyway? Early strips make it clear that Amber and Amazigirl are one personality. At some point Amazigirl became a unique personality that is totally not just Amber in a mask but instead a trauma response to what happened with Sal. Its really weird because the early strips do not gel with this retcon at all.
Replies: >>149447448
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:14 PM No.149446715
>>149446238
It was? I thought it was supposed to just be a comic about a college
Replies: >>149446790
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:43:56 PM No.149446790
1491019212-2017-04-01-voice
1491019212-2017-04-01-voice
md5: 07245237305a46db21c1a2145a7023e4๐Ÿ”
>>149446517
>>149446715
Not Amazi-Girl, before this, he had its walky, and all those other comics, and they existed in the same universe. Imagine the Walkyverse as Pre-Crisis DC, and DoA as Post-Crisis DC
Replies: >>149446927 >>149446976
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:49:38 PM No.149446868
1447924248489
1447924248489
md5: bdc393666bb57bdc9392a3d90da4d71e๐Ÿ”
>>149445986
I know the one you mean but I'm sorry Anon, I am actually perplexed about where all the images I saved, cropped or edited from /co/'s previous Funky time have gone. I had loads. This is the only one I've been able to find.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.149446927
1398500726-2014-05-08-prude
1398500726-2014-05-08-prude
md5: 3ff092eb21ce0a9897b7be78a901665c๐Ÿ”
>>149446790
Wait. these people are all supposed to exist in the same world as Shortpacked? Aren't there alternate versions of all these characters though? Like Carla is a robot and Roz sister was married to the lesbian who is a teacher here or....something?
I'm confused
Replies: >>149447418 >>149447468
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:57:19 PM No.149446976
crisis_on_infinite_walkyverses_by_itswalky_d5bowrv-fullview
>>149446790
>Imagine the Walkyverse as Pre-Crisis DC, and DoA as Post-Crisis DC
That's the obvious comparison but it doesn't fit. It's more like DoA is an AU fanfic of It's Walky where all the characters are college students.
Replies: >>149449603
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:01:26 PM No.149447035
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142258
Screenshot 2025-07-17 142258
md5: bb445029ded4488677d37dc0efa0c9f4๐Ÿ”
Reaction image courtesy of Raidah.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:18:05 PM No.149447257
>>149446517
Incelerator's Revenge
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:21:50 PM No.149447299
2017-08-28-afraid
2017-08-28-afraid
md5: feed564b801803cd6443c8dcd5abe557๐Ÿ”
>>149446557
I thought Amber was gonna go full serial killer after Ryan so maybe that's good.
Replies: >>149450123
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:31:39 PM No.149447418
>>149446927
Shortpacked takes place in It's Walky, it was why Mike being there was so weird, since he died in It's Walky. It's not super confusing, when you read them when they came out, but trying to navigate backwards through all the history, it can be confusing
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:33:55 PM No.149447448
>>149446709
One could assume that Amber "split" Amazi-girl at some point, her self-hatred and doubt vs her savior complex pulling in opposite directions until it stopped being a way for her to act out her fantasies and started being her disassociating. Of course, this is one of those things that makes less sense on the "in-universe" timeline where everything is taking place over a couple months.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:35:31 PM No.149447468
>>149446927
The short answer is that Willis wants new stories but doesn't want to make new characters.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:55:33 PM No.149447703
Funky Winkerbean15
Funky Winkerbean15
md5: 195534737ed2e048a7f841a61326df2c๐Ÿ”
>>149445986
FW is a hilariously dark comic.
Replies: >>149447763 >>149447852 >>149448042
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:00:51 PM No.149447763
>>149447703
Christ, that's funny. There's just something about the bluntness of it, and the total lack of elaboration.
Replies: >>149447833
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:08:26 PM No.149447833
Funky Winkerbean06
Funky Winkerbean06
md5: 0af003f1fcf0bf212ae038fbc1212a19๐Ÿ”
>>149447763
Seriously, are the Sunday Funny Pages really the place for exploring PTSD and war trauma?
Replies: >>149448228 >>149448632
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:10:08 PM No.149447852
>>149447703
Thank you so much!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:26:29 PM No.149448042
>>149447703
We didn't deserve such high art.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:43:09 PM No.149448228
>>149447833
Yes? It's not like there hadn't been serious comics in the papers before. It's just more notable because Funky was a typical goofy gag-a-day strip for 20 years before Batiuk got bored and decided he wanted to do a serialized drama. It being done with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the grace of a water buffalo is another thing entirely.
Replies: >>149448318
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:51:36 PM No.149448318
Apartment_3-G_qs
Apartment_3-G_qs
md5: f881e10f6d917845393f33ba7b11acb4๐Ÿ”
>>149448228
When I was a kid, the existence of the serial drama comic strips confused me, they were such a weird contrast to all the goofy humor they were surrounded by.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:53:14 PM No.149448339
>>149432226 (OP)
Why did he make up Bulmeria instead of just saying I/P?
Replies: >>149448479 >>149448568
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:59:27 PM No.149448412
>>149446477
wait a second that picture isn't from a protest that's post assad syria
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:05:59 PM No.149448479
>>149448339
Because this way he doesn't date the comic. He actually has been making a bit of an effort to not use as many recent references to pop culture or real world events. Also criticizing Israel brings in a lot of anti-Jew sentiments he probably would rather not deal with.
Replies: >>149448559 >>149448876
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:07:22 PM No.149448492
file
file
md5: 1106f2aa7332e61a10a188e5085208cc๐Ÿ”
Mary's pregnancy arc remake when?
Replies: >>149448799 >>149451519 >>149452656
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:12:43 PM No.149448559
>>149448479
Yeah didnโ€™t Amber and Danny start with a DS, move to the 3DS, and then got a Switch (and I think someone had Wii U too but I could be wrong), all within about 2 weeks of in-universe time? Avoiding that kind of shit was probably the best decision heโ€™s made in the last couple of years.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:13:37 PM No.149448568
>>149448339
Because DoA has Jewish and Muslim characters and that would have necessitated Willis to handle their possibly complex feelings about the real life conflict. How would Joe, Ethan and Asma feel about the actions of Hamas and the Israeli government? How much would deciding those characters' opinions on contemporary political issues divide or upset his readers? But more importantly, how difficult would it be for him to write them in any kind of nuanced way? Very.

Making up countries that have nothing to do with Jews or Muslims means he doesn't have to face these issues at all. Even if he did just take "Bulgaria" and change two letters.
Replies: >>149448598
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:16:54 PM No.149448598
>>149448568
Well then what about him adding some Bulemerian characters?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:20:26 PM No.149448632
>>149447833
That one is less funny, because it has appropriate pace and pathos. It's not just dropping "Afghanistan" as the answer to "What are you thinking about?" followed by a beat panel of staring at the fourth wall.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:33:41 PM No.149448799
Abortion 2 The Abortioning
Abortion 2 The Abortioning
md5: 98ae2a64004939dfbedc610908147722๐Ÿ”
>>149448492
Replies: >>149448814
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:35:04 PM No.149448814
>>149448799
How does Mary manage to be so sympathetic and likable when she's meant to be playing the villain?
Replies: >>149448852
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:38:11 PM No.149448852
>>149448814
She wasn't full mustache twirling evil yet in Roomies.
In DoA she's meant to be a cartoon villain. Moments where she appears to be the sympathetic one in the situation were entirely incidental. Like the Skatinggate.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:39:38 PM No.149448876
>>149448479
He hasn't been making that much of an effort. Besides "big university protest against Middle Eastern country genociding other Middle Eastern country" can only refer to one specific moment in time. No one's going to read these strips 10 years later and think "Gee, I wonder if this is an allegory for something?"
Replies: >>149448900 >>149450032 >>149450130 >>149452575
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:41:40 PM No.149448900
2025-03-26-discussion
2025-03-26-discussion
md5: 7831333715ca9c84f85d8a267b2469b7๐Ÿ”
>>149448876
Wait, meant to use this pic.
Replies: >>149450032
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:43:54 PM No.149449603
>>149446976
Nah, Post-Crisis works better since the Walkyverse started with Roomies.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:21:36 AM No.149450032
>>149448876
>Besides "big university protest against Middle Eastern country genociding other Middle Eastern country" can only refer to one specific moment in time.
The Iraq-Iran war, of course.

>>149448900
I find Joyce's desperation to be cool kind of tragic. Like, she still clearly has very lower-case-c-conservative taste, but because she's trying to catch up with everything she missed she's overcompensating and overextending herself. I wish Joe or someone would tell her "You not being super fundie anymore doesn't mean you have to go punk to fit in. You can still be all wholesome and temperate if you want, you just don't HAVE to be."
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:28:51 AM No.149450123
>>149447299
Amber and Dorothy both have massive red flags and sometimes come across as creepy and dangerous.
Replies: >>149450488
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:29:39 AM No.149450130
>>149448876
Give it a few weeks and another conflict in the Middle East will emerge. Though maybe not one campus students will care enough about.
Replies: >>149451482
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:59:23 AM No.149450488
>>149450123
Amber is a violent schizo but Dorothy is much more dangerous.

>amoral sociopath with unearned arrogance and narcissism who desires glory and power and is willing to use manipulation and the vulnerable to do what she wants, discarding them when she gets what she wants out of it
Dorothy is pretty much the archetypal politician who gets into politics not out of any desire to serve the people or the state but out of vainglorious ego inflation as a means of reinforcing to herself (and lording over others) how great she is.

If you told Willis she's comparable in some ways to Orange Man he'd probably blow a gasket.
Replies: >>149450622
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:10:21 AM No.149450622
>>149450488
Dorothy seems like she could talk herself into running a conservative platform, even though it's against her professed principles, just because she thinks it'll be easier to get elected that way. I could see her being one of those people who spend the primary putting on a southern/rural accent they don't actually have, running in a state they aren't actually native to.
Replies: >>149450824
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:23:47 AM No.149450824
>>149450622
It's funny when you compare her to Robin, who despite being an idiot was incredibly self-aware about politics and didn't hold any illusions about the nature of the beast.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:02:25 AM No.149451482
>>149450130
>Give it a few weeks and another conflict in the Middle East will emerge
Well, yeah, there's been conflict in the Middle East since the end of World War I. But this is the first time college students have cared enough to go to war with their own universities over it.
Replies: >>149452640
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:04:38 AM No.149451519
>>149448492
>In this universe Carla gets her pregnant
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:19:04 AM No.149451743
>>149440455
Fucking christ, that family really started falling apart the second Joyce stepped foot on that campus. Atheist lesbian daughter, tranny son, parents marriage fell apart. I get Willis hates his family, specifically his mom, but iit is comically absurd how fast Joyce became ok with her family going to shit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:28 AM No.149452575
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>>149448876
>Besides "big university protest against Middle Eastern country genociding other Middle Eastern country" can only refer to one specific moment in time.
I mean not really. College students have been protesting Israel for decades. The whole modern idea of boycotting companies who fund in Isreal started in 2005, boycotting, doorstep, sanction.

If there's 1 thing about this comic that'll still be relevant in 10 years it's the Isreal/Palestine conflict.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:40 AM No.149452578
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The ironic thing about Mary and Roz being roommates is instead of being opposites, they actually have the same personality type, both being flamboyant attention seekers following ideologies that demand moral purity who love giving speeches about being better and more enlightened than everyone else. But because Roz is liberal and Mary is conservative one is always right and the other is always wrong.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:15:37 AM No.149452611
>>149452575
>boycotting, doorstep, sanction.
Fuck me for phone posting. Boycott, Divest, Sanction
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:17:37 AM No.149452640
>>149451482
You've got to keep in mind that media is always sensationalist and focus is kept on the largest protests. So you see pictures of Columbia University, the largest and best-organized of the protests, which creates a distorted perception no necessarily representative of other protests.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:18:59 AM No.149452656
>>149448492
>I actively enable all of your poor life-choices and encourage you to live a life that is dangerous to your mental and physical health
>also, kill babies, lol
wow, cool!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:55:35 AM No.149453132
>>149452656
DoA is fairly upfront about Billie being a horrible person.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:25:02 AM No.149453541
>>149452578
This is why their room is full of lots ad lots of hatefucking.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:32:41 AM No.149453645
>>149453541
NOT MARY! SHE'S PURE!
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:38:38 AM No.149453717
>>149453645
Of course she is, girl on girl doesn't count.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:02:15 AM No.149454018
>>149453717
Do you think Agatha is a soaker? Being a Mormon and all.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:35:30 AM No.149454388
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>>149454018
On one hand, that loophole is goofy, so I want to say yes.
Also because cockwarming is hot.
On the other, I know she probably isn't.
Also, holy shit Agatha hasn't been seen since 2021.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:53 AM No.149454798
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2023-09-patreon1
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>>149454388
Correction: She showed up in a paywalled strip in 2023 and she was a sweetheart.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:44:42 AM No.149455025
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>>149435028
>Billie is the fucking worst. Of all the characters in this strip she's just such an unlikeable cunt.
She's a really selfish person who hung out with losers like Joyce, Walky, and Ruth mostly so she could feel better about herself and then ditched them for a crowd even shallower than her, but at least she tries to be kind to others when they're in need, and her being kinda stupid just makes her more endearing desu. Not to mention she's literally built for sex.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:56:10 AM No.149455130
>>149454798
>"Plus I Googled it and most of the silly stuff I heard about Mormons you guys claimed you stopped believing"
Well it's not that they stopped believing it, they just believe that God changes his mind about things sometimes. Which most Christians do in practice, so at least Mormons are honest about it. Also this is a non-apology from Joyce since she's still saying Agatha's religion is stupid
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:08:52 AM No.149455236
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>>149455130
Like I said, a sweetheart, you need a heart of fucking gold to deal with Joyce's dumb ass.
But apparently she's part of the laundry club too, so maybe she would be down for soaking with the right guy.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:12:18 AM No.149455702
>>149454798
Agatha does nothing because Willis doesn't know how to make her a raging toxic bitch like all the other girls.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:38:53 AM No.149455847
>>149454018
>>149454388
>>149455236
>pull and pray but less interesting
All the Mormons I've know had normal premarital sex. Or anal.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:45:34 AM No.149455883
>>149455847
>spoiler
That's stereotypical Good Christian Girl thing because they think that it doesn't count.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:33:19 AM No.149456127
>>149455883
Oral and handies are everyone's "it's totally not sex" go-to, anal is quite a bit rarer.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:50:21 PM No.149457323
>>149432226 (OP)
I misread OP, and though you said "bleak", lol.