Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:46:09 PM No.149432450
>be Gothamite
>read morning newspaper
>Joker stealing babies from their cribs and cannibalising them outside local nunnery
>again
>drive to work
>car pileup from Joker car-chase, mangled bodies strewn everywhere
>arrive late
>office building and everyone inside now fiery rubble
>part of neighbourhood Joker blew up to draw smiley face on Gotham map
>guess I'm back on welfare again
>return home to eat my dinner
>no food on table just wife dangling from a rope
>Joker called our phone number and convinced her to kill herself while I was at work (Batman Confidential #22)
>walk to kitchen to get glass of water
>water is green and burns through cup, Joker poisoned the reservoir again
>watch news while waiting for son to come back from highschool
>Joker shot up the entire place
>call youngest 6-year old daughter downstairs
>try to hold in vomit as I see her permanently, horrifically, irreparably disfigured face from joker attack - just as many gotham youths have (The Joker 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular)
>take her out for stroll on the docks
>The Joker walks up to us and shoots her in the forehead
>little girl brains all over my suit
>give the clown a light shove in retaliation
>suddenly hear "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" from somewhere to my right
>Batarang sails through the air and slices my throat instantly
>I collapse and begin bleeding from the jugular
>die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Metropocommunists
Why do DCfags tolerate this?
>read morning newspaper
>Joker stealing babies from their cribs and cannibalising them outside local nunnery
>again
>drive to work
>car pileup from Joker car-chase, mangled bodies strewn everywhere
>arrive late
>office building and everyone inside now fiery rubble
>part of neighbourhood Joker blew up to draw smiley face on Gotham map
>guess I'm back on welfare again
>return home to eat my dinner
>no food on table just wife dangling from a rope
>Joker called our phone number and convinced her to kill herself while I was at work (Batman Confidential #22)
>walk to kitchen to get glass of water
>water is green and burns through cup, Joker poisoned the reservoir again
>watch news while waiting for son to come back from highschool
>Joker shot up the entire place
>call youngest 6-year old daughter downstairs
>try to hold in vomit as I see her permanently, horrifically, irreparably disfigured face from joker attack - just as many gotham youths have (The Joker 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular)
>take her out for stroll on the docks
>The Joker walks up to us and shoots her in the forehead
>little girl brains all over my suit
>give the clown a light shove in retaliation
>suddenly hear "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" from somewhere to my right
>Batarang sails through the air and slices my throat instantly
>I collapse and begin bleeding from the jugular
>die happy knowing that I'm still freer than Metropocommunists
Why do DCfags tolerate this?
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