Thread 149433005 - /co/ [Archived: 319 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:35:19 PM No.149433005
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*makes Reed Richards look like a lame ass bitch*

Just in time for his movie too.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:36:19 PM No.149433023
This forced love for this woke lame "character" is starting to get on my nerves
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:38:20 PM No.149433045
I haven't been keeping up and I'm assuming you're posting this unflattering angle to convince me this character design is strange, but aren't they literally mutants? I have no idea who this is or why I should care
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:38:45 PM No.149433051
>>149433023
Kys tard
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:38:47 PM No.149433052
>>149433023
>Woke is when the character is black
Shut the fuck up and grow up you retard
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:40:59 PM No.149433071
>>149433023
Dude was legitimately great in this film, probably the few good parts of this cluster fuck of a film
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:42:01 PM No.149433084
>>149433051
>>149433052
you two are retarded for engaging with THAT dumb shithead instead of me. I have a perfectly fucking reasonable thing but you stupid monkeys can't help it when your neurons get triggered by literally anything even remotely shocking to you
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:49:38 PM No.149433195
>>149433084
Say it then
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:49:40 PM No.149433196
Superwoke? No thanks, I’ll take my trad white supremacist fantastic four
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:07:10 PM No.149433413
>>149433023
Mindbroken
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:10:17 PM No.149433452
I liked this movie, but I would say it's more of a romp than a flick
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:12:39 PM No.149433471
>>149433196
>trad white
>Reed "el perdedor de la guerra fría" Ricardez
kekazo
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:37 PM No.149433663
>>149433023
I think he's cool and likeable, I think people are just overblowing his importance in the movie.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:31:47 PM No.149433665
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>>149433195
If you can't figure out what was said because you need it spoonfed like a toddler then I'm going to teach you to read the thread like a big boy. there were 5 posts, 2 of which reply to a dumb shithead. Meaning there's only 2 left that it could be, and of those 2 one is posted 2 seconds before the post you're replying to. Now, which post already said what you're asking me to spoonfeed you?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:34:01 PM No.149433689
>>149433663
Agreed. Before I watched it people were making it seem like he was doing everything, he didn’t even really save Clark in the pocket dimension he just opened the door essentially and stood there with Lois
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:35:58 PM No.149433715
>>149433005 (OP)
the black t(i)ranny?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:36:09 PM No.149433717
>>149433005 (OP)
why is he wearing blackface?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:36:41 PM No.149433728
>>149433023
Mom! The comic character is genociding me again!!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:37:34 PM No.149433736
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>>149433196
Reed's wife has cheated on him with and been fucked by:
A black man
A gypsy
A fish man
That same fish man who also fucked her and impregnated her after being racebent into a black fishman
Also his current kids aren't his they're the gypsy's from when the gypsy fucked her in Secret War, and Reed is raising that other man's kids
Also every woman in marvel knows about her fucking other men and teases her over it. Sue also mentions that she's read erotica written about the times Namor fucked her
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:38:50 PM No.149433750
>>149433736
t. Namor
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:39:29 PM No.149433761
>>149433005 (OP)
Reed Richards have a wife and son though. What does Michael Holt have? Nothing but a dead wife and no child.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:40:54 PM No.149433788
>>149433736
>Mr. Jaktastic
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:40:54 PM No.149433789
>>149433736
And this is why I simply cannot get into fantastic four, not because I believe any of this shit it’s simply I might end up liking the characters and have to run into discussions like this.

I steer clear of them simply off the backs of part of the weird fanbase.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.149433804
>>149433717
Blackface is peek entertainment. Blues, Jazz, Rock, Hip hop, all come from Blackface.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:42:13 PM No.149433806
>>149433005 (OP)
who is this T-Negro?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:42:55 PM No.149433815
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>>149433761
Reed Richards' wife is a Queen of Spades though. Like that time Namor turned into a black guy then fucked and came inside Sue and impregnated Sue 5 times with his BBC and she gave birth to 5 of his black children.
I think we know her type, Holt about to show Reed his IQ ain't the only thing that's much bigger, nawmsayin?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:43:14 PM No.149433820
>>149433005 (OP)
He’s a good black character cause he’s not like Ironheart talking about “the cookout” or who has ashy kneecaps
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:43:47 PM No.149433830
>>149433196
>Latino Reed
>Ben
>robot sidekick

lmao
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:51:19 PM No.149433910
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>>149433789
Sue's idea of a perfect day is getting her insides rearranged by Reed nonstop.
So yes, its all just weirdos pushing their fetish.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:55:51 PM No.149433963
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>>149433910
It's canon no matter how many times you deny it, soiboy self inserter.
Sue's idea of a perfect day is to suck the cocks of half their rogues gallery, which she already has done. She'd get plapped by Galactus on Reed's bed too if it wouldn't kill her
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:55:58 PM No.149433967
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>>149433815
Haha anon you say the funniest shi-
>That image
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:56:23 PM No.149433970
>>149433963
KEK
oh that Gwenpool
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:08:27 PM No.149434090
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>>149433963
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:32:15 PM No.149434361
>>149434090
>there’s nothing
>what did he mean by this?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:36:21 PM No.149434410
>Mr. Terrific glazing/company war shitflinging thread against Ironheart yesterday
>Mr. Terrific glazing/company war shitflinging thread against Reed Richards today

Are we witnessing the birth of a brave new schizo?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:38:26 PM No.149434437
>>149433736
>A black man
>A gypsy
>A fish man

im gonna need a source for all 3
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:39:29 PM No.149434449
I personally support cuck posting.
It derails threads like these and reminds black men that they will never be able to have a sincere discussion and will always be objectified as sex objects for whites.
Stay mad niggers.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:42:49 PM No.149434490
>>149434449
That's the opposite effect if it also pisses off whites as well lol
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:43:28 PM No.149434500
>>149434490
Cuck porn pisses off everyone and that's a good thing.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:45:34 PM No.149434515
>>149434449
All because I want to talk comics with you guys? Man fuck you goddamn it. If I knew you guys in real life I would help you get hoes I am not your enemy
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:47:04 PM No.149434534
>>149434437
Black Panther in Marvel Knights, when she told a story to her martini sipping galpals how she had an affair with him (devil's advocate; at the end she cut the story off and claimed they both immediately stopped and walked away. Your choice if you believe her, they didn't)
Dr Doom in Secret Wars. In Secret Wars Susan Storm survived the reboot, and it turns out Doom rewrote her history so Doom rescued her before she met Reed and they started a family together, with her as his queen. He then impregnated her with two kids (confirmed by author and by a guidebook) which then grew up as duplicates of the original Valeria and Franklin. The Sue, Valeria and Franklin from Secret Wars are the same ones in current continuity, and Sue remembers all the events including having sex with Doom.
Fish man is Namor, everybody knows. In Civil War Sue walked out on Reed, knocked on Namor's door and fucked him for as long as he wanted until he agreed to beat up her husband reed for being a heckin chud. The author literally said that she gave him a blowjob while she was there too lmao.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:48:05 PM No.149434554
>>149434515
I don't want hoes I want to make people angry. Has Eltingville taught you all nothing? Women are for the weak smart men like myself are obsessed with the intellectual persuits of being assholes.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:50:31 PM No.149434582
>>149434534
also in the tchalla story, Sue claims she's never cheated. Then Emma calls her a liar. Then Sue seethes and says she hates that Emma can read minds. Bit of a cheeky wink at the audience
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:55:21 PM No.149434650
>>149434582
She called her a liar because the "story" was so boring and bland she couldn't believe Sue counted it as cheating.
Emma literally leaves right after because she's been through a hell of a lot more than 'could've but didn't'.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:56:57 PM No.149434676
>>149434534

if the doom shit is true, then she never cheated on reed as he never existed

>The author literally said that she gave him a blowjob while she was there too lmao.

post the image then
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:57:09 PM No.149434681
>>149434650
She calls her a liar because she can read minds and knows Sue is lying. Sue says so.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:59:37 PM No.149434710
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>>149434681
psychics are known liars though. especially emma
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:01:00 PM No.149434727
>>149433665
NTA but stop being a coward and say what you really mean. come on, i'll say it with you if you're too scared to...
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:01:08 PM No.149434731
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>>149434681
Even that's wrong, its what she said to get her to start talking about it since it was perceived that way. Once she does Emma is just tells her it was boring and calls a limo home.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:02:48 PM No.149434757
>>149434710
Sue literally says she's right.
Sue: i NEVER cheated gals!
Emma: Liar
Sue: Oh NO i forgot she can read minds!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:02:50 PM No.149434759
>>149434681
>>149434710
Emma just calls her out because the story wasn't spicy enough. In the comic, the rest of the girls also get dissapointed over Sue not going through it.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:04:50 PM No.149434789
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>>149434437
if you want a complete history on Namor:

an already married Sue left Reed for Namor in Lee’s Fantastic Four

in 1234, Morrison said that they had a sexual relationship when her and Reed were together, but before they got engaged
Same issue as Namor said to her face that he was going to cause Reed's death just to own her pussy and she didn't get angry (oddly, she seemed aroused)

in Byrne's The Sub-Mariner, Sue was having sex with Namor behind Reed's back when he got stuck in the Negative Zone (they weren't even in a bad phase at the time, she was already the mother of his children and did it just because)

In Civil War Sue was having sex with Namor the entire arc. This was in exchange/payment for his fishman military to beat up Reed’s side, but really it was because she wanted to cuck Reed because he pissed her off
>b-but maybe they were just making out and grinding!!
Mark Millar did an interview for “Wizard” while Civil War was being published where he said she was paying him with sex, but it should be obvious already

in Namor #50 by Glenn Herdling, Reed is presumed dead for a while and in that time Sue inmediately jumped onto Namor’s cock and was furiously fucking him without any grieving period. This was in the days she wore the slutty ‘4’ suit. They broke up when Reed turned out to be alive, but had one last fuck goodbye under a waterfall while knowing Reed was alive. Issue ends with them passionately making out well in the knowledge she is not a widow.

In the Illuminati series by Bendis, Reed admits whenever she’s mad at him Sue always leaves the Baxter building “secretly” without saying anything and doesn’t come back until the next day, but he knows every time she does that she’s cheating on him with Namor. Namor confirms it but then he says it’s Reed’s fault for being bad to her lmao
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:05:32 PM No.149434796
>>149434759
You're not following. The story happens at the end of the issue. The beginning of the issue is when she says she doesn't cheat and Emma calls her a liar. Before the story. And Sue admits she's right because she's a mindreader
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:07:13 PM No.149434813
>>149434789
KEK what a FAG!
>>149433005 (OP)
Holt beats Reed's cucky ass then conquers his wife while reed watches and cries like a BITCH
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:11:25 PM No.149434868
NGL this is the first time T-spheres were actually cool in action.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:21:44 PM No.149435022
>>149434789
doesnt he give that cuck ass speech afterward? that doesnt come off as someone that gtd
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:23:06 PM No.149435046
>>149434731
>my husband hasn't called me ONCE this entire day
Is... is the expectation really to phone a gf/wife multiple times every single day? I hope this wasn't written by a woman or I'm cooked.
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Machine Jerk
7/17/2025, 9:28:12 PM No.149435120
pretty cool character. only complaints were he looked dorky in the t-sphere chair (standing on them looks cooler in the comics), and saving superman to piss off green lantern was a lame reason. just make him a genuine good guy it's fine.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:46:05 PM No.149435356
>>149434796
See >>149434731
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:22 PM No.149435378
>>149435046
It was written by a man, it's the MK4 run. Same run also has a two Issue arc where Namor again tries to pursue Sue only for her to tell him to fuck off.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:51:19 PM No.149435415
>>149433084
You know what? You're right
*Fills you up like a balloon and starts dry humping you*
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:09:16 PM No.149435612
>>149435022
Tommy what does gtd mean man?
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:11:30 PM No.149435633
>>149435612
Gold Texperience Drequiem
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:12:39 PM No.149435647
>>149433023
I thought he was lame too but I liked him in this movie.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:14:39 PM No.149435671
>>149435633
when he pulls that pair outta his pocket i die everytime.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:16:40 PM No.149435697
This character was meh. The actor just has good screen presence. I need an actual fight scene that isn't the camera spinning around and wacky music playing in the backgorund.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:17:35 PM No.149435706
Nigger has a T on his face
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:41:21 PM No.149435991
>>149434789
>an already married Sue left Reed for Namor in Lee’s Fantastic Four
If you're reffering to the separation arc, that's not how it goes.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:41:58 PM No.149436006
>>149435706
Enjoy your vacation
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:43:26 PM No.149436025
>>149433005 (OP)
what if instead of mr terrific his name was mr horrific
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:47:11 PM No.149436066
>>149436006
Thank god I hate this place
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:50:21 PM No.149436102
So is the magical negro trope woke or not? Make up your minds!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:14:22 PM No.149436374
>>149433005 (OP)
Everyone loves this autistic version of Mister Terrific.
Then they're going to get comic book recommendations and realize he's a chad olympic athlete billionaire who...
>chairs a massive superhero team full of teenagers and geriatrics
>moonlights as king glowie desk jockey alongside his sexy cyborg murderbot girlfriend
>runs his billion dollar tech company while fucking the alternate reality version of superman's cousin where she grew tits the size of beach balls
>tardwrangles plas and rex and some jailbait alien girl through inter-dimensional shenanigans while being cute as shit with an alternate reality version of his dead wife
>cucks your grandpa's favorite spaceman and adopts his daughter
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:25:44 PM No.149436523
>>149436066
Good for you
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:26:29 PM No.149436531
>>149433005 (OP)
Pedro impregnated Vanessa Kirby irl while this bum actor was still seething over X-Men Days of Future Past. People still don't know (or remember) this bum's name too.
Also Invisible Woman is married to a Mexican guy while a Mexican fish guy chases her. It's over, Invisible Woman belongs to Mexicans only.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:39:53 PM No.149436691
>>149433005 (OP)
I admittedly didn't know much about him outside of his basic lore and some animated appearances; but I loved how he was just so tired of everyone's shit all the time.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:45:08 PM No.149436764
>>149436374
>When they see the chad version
They already saw the chad version in the film.

>Oh, it's just the smart one
>Proceeds to destroy the absolute fuck out everyone at the base without breaking a sweat
>Even Lois is thirsting after his T dick after seeing that
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:47:02 PM No.149436785
>>149436764
>his T dick
damn i didn't know he was a cuntboy
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:54:35 PM No.149436868
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>>149436764
Chad Terrific is a personable and well adjusted ladies man who takes baddies to the swiss alps on vacation
he doesn't tell cute reporters he doesn't give a fuck about their feelings while freely admitting to stalker shit like putting nanobots in people's bloodstreams
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:59:24 PM No.149436917
>>149436868
>Feeding ducks
>Chad
LOL
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:02:34 AM No.149436954
>>149433005 (OP)
Christopher Walken looks good here