Thread 149437161 - /co/ [Archived: 312 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:24:33 AM No.149437161
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How happen in this hypothetical episode?
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:31:54 AM No.149437229
>>149437161 (OP)
As long As AM doesn't find out they are human they should be relatively okay
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:01:07 AM No.149437587
>>149437161 (OP)
The first thing that happens is OP starts using a translator instead of relying on his piss-poor English.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:03:28 AM No.149438222
>>149437161 (OP)
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but,
AM tries to torture the crew, but hes still limited by the circuses no sex or profanity rules, so all his torture are stuck being too cerebral to work, some of the crew even like it.
>"haha yes ragatha, you're back at home with your bitch of a mother, and the horses kick you in the head every 5 minutes"
'awww, its just like when i was back home with my horse cookie, used to LOVE killing and eating the baby birds'

jax is stuck hanging out with the frog, but the frog hates him and insults him constantly, but he's just so happy to see his friend again he assumes AM is being nice since he recognises a fellow torturer.

zooble is forced to be randomly shuffled into a new body she hates every 5 minutes, benny style, but she finds that in each change there are parts she likes, and feels like by the end of the episode she has some idea of what she wants to be.

gangle goes through a shit ton of different events, physical torture but each time she just says "jax already did this in the [insert adventure here] adventure", forced to watch half an anime, then never shown the ending, but she just says "most of my favorites get cancelled mid season anyway",

pomni gets put in a cage, with am saying he'll get back to her once the others are dealt with, but he gets to distracted trying to make the others suffer so shes stuck there the whole episode, maybe she sees some older NPCs roaming around, but they cant help her.

Kinger gets put into a room with lights flashing on and off under the door and horrific noises coming out of it, we dont see him for the episode and at the end he just talks about visiting his in-laws

pomni is the only one who actually suffers, and its because AM left her alone with her thoughts.
Caine then returns, putting them in a "Jungle beekeeper adventure" where they're stung by bees constantly, and eaten by a tiger, they all beg for AM to come back, while AM calls Caine a masochist.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:15:35 AM No.149438904
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>>149437161 (OP)
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