>blocks your path

>*grabs the onahole and shoves it on my crotch within a millisecond of it being caught in my vision*

>>149438696 (OP)
I use her as bait for a sting operation to catch all you /co/ pedophiles, as soon as you make your first move the cops will sodomize you with a baton, lolicons are pedophilic and if you say otherwise you’re coping hard. Have fun getting raped in prison faggot.

I think I can take her in a fight
>Rolls up sleeves

>>149438696 (OP)
It's ok, she's 18 and too old.

>>149438728
>*grabs the limited edition chris hanson head-shaped onahole and shoves it on my crotch within a millisecond of it being caught in my vision*

>>149438728
>I use her as bait for a sting operation to catch all you /co/ pedophiles,
This is a genuinely bad idea. You are supposed to use adults LARPing as kids like the real to catch a predator did, not children.

>>149438728
What happens if you user her as bait but then forget to catch the predator

>>149438728
Kys stupid mongrel

>>149438728
>Mr. Hanson, this "child" as you put it, appears to be a sheet of paper with a cartoon character printed on it
>Mr Hanson, this cannot be classed as a victim of crime, nor can it give evidence in court

>>149438728

>>149438696 (OP)
Nope she doesn't.

>>149438728
I'm already balls deep, but nice paragraph.

I won't forgive what they did to her cute little face

>>149438696 (OP)
>steps over her

>>149438728
reminder that every one of these people (including chris hansen) is always guilty of molesting people
>>149438696 (OP)
Little Suzy was cute, but mostly in season 1.

>>149438728
Include (me) in the screencap.

>>149438728
Counterpoint: I give Suzie my address, and if she's horny enough (which she definitely fucking is) she'll come to the privacy my house instead of the other way around, and there's not a single fucking thing you can do about it.

what a bitch