Lilo and Stitch live action remake has officially reached a one billion box office. Normies must be killed.

they're running out of good animated movies to remake, no one's going to see chicken little or teacher's pet in "live action" (live action meaning a realistic cgi abomination)

>>149447291 (OP)
Despite receiving mixed-to-favorable reviews from critics, the film broke numerous records for Memorial Day weekend and has grossed $1.001 billion worldwide, becoming the second-highest-grossing film of 2025 and the highest-grossing live-action/animated hybrid in history.

>>149448305
Billions must die.

As we told you:
Stitchfags are the ultimate consoomers
You could have put Stitch in one extra scene of Elio and called it Elio and Stitch and it would have also made a billion

Calling it now: They'll remake The Incredibles and tie it to the MCU.

>>149447291 (OP)
It's because they casted correctly for the humans instead of making them black or genderswapped

>>149448423
The incredibles remake will be a D+ series with park tie in and the feature will be about Incrediboy

>normies are watching normie movies
>this angers the chud...somehow
you're not the audience

>>149448423
>Incredibles/Fantastic Four team up movie
sounds fun, but who would be the bad guy?

>>149448600
>Movie that people from all over the political spectrum as shat on
>"How can I make this about chuds?"
I hate /pol/fags so fucking much...

>>149448636
>more people watched the movie than those who complained about it
guess the complaints were stupid and disingenuous.

>>149447291 (OP)
Dude what the fuck do mods have against you LMAO https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/_4rhDZmkFB_I2raLuOUTGQ/

>>149448693
he's a retarded schizo, this is one of the more "normal" threads

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>>149448688
A completely different and far more valid thing to post. Why didn't you lead with that?

>>149448423
The Incredibles already exist in the MCU. They’re coming to theaters next week.

>>149447291 (OP)
Do kids even enjoy live-action remakes? Animated stuff seems infinitely more appealing to them, when I was a kid I’d always take animated films over live action shit like Marmaduke and Disney Channel films and shit like that, and animated stuff would stick in my mind a lot more.

Do kids like this slop or do their parents force them to go to the theaters with them?

Oh well, 1 billion means that live action remakes are back baby, anyone ready for bottlepisser Dwayne Johnson to be a wearing a shitty bodysuit for live action Moana?

>>149448602
>Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it.
Doom was one of his customers and now he's pissed his client is dead.

>>149448754
I agree. I never liked seeing live action movies back in the day unless it was with actors with lively performances like Robin Williams or Jim Carrey or Eddie Murphy. For the most part found live action very boring unless it was creative like the first Ninja Turtles live action film. And nowadays you can see its all fake CG trash it's such a turn off.

Are there good live action films yes but for fantastical concepts I usually prefer animation. You could never get me to watch a movie like live action Cats but I can always give Cats Don't Dance a rewatch because the animation is lively and colorful.

>>149448754
Why would he need a bodysuit? He literally has muscle courtesy of steroids but yes he still has muscle enough to be Maui.

And about seeing more live action remakes Disney is not through they still got....

Frozen
Tangled
Toy Story
The Incredibles
Moana 2
Inside Out
Inside Out 2

Basically they got enough fuel to keep the live action remake fest going for at least another ten years and that's if they don't decide to do other remakes like Dalmatians yet again.

>>149448878
I’m a bit of younger /co/ user here, mid-2000’s born, I’ve witnessed the time when live-action remakes were just beginning, I didn’t really like live-action Alice in Wonderland (I’ve never even seen the original then) that much when I watched it, but I’m sure if I’ve seen the original I would’ve liked it a lot better, and I do remember watching Cinderella and Maleficent, not in theaters, but on the family TV, wasn’t too big on those either.

The only one I saw in theaters was Pete’s Dragon and I legit can’t remember a single detail from that film. These remakes didn’t really gain that bad of a reputation until the late-2010’s it seems, and that was around the time when I stopped seeing kids films in theaters.

>>149448966
We still haven't seen these live action movies lose favor. Complainers raise their voices like with Lilo and Stitch but its clear that the customers love it. It's why this remake is successful. I'll believe these remakes are finally hated when the inevitably live action Frozen movie is made and fails and we all know the chances of failure for that are low.

>>149448754
Kids and people are just setting the standard lower and lower as years pass for good entertainment.

>>149447291 (OP)
>Normies must be killed
Don't worry, they worked on that in 2020 and deployed it in 2021.

I too, pray for Yellowstone's eruption, but the elites probably have contingency plans like the cockroaches they are.

>>149449247
They rely on the status quo too much, don't worry.

>>149449280
They still have contingency plans. Otherwise, that massive compliance and complacency psyop between 2019 and 2022 was a mass-murder-suicide pact (and it probably still was).

>>149449393
Sure they have plans, it doesn't mean they will work.
What's the plan, to go live in a bunker in New Zealand and be king of the sheep?

>>149448688
They were but tards here get their opinions from tards on twitter and then twitter tards steal content from here to take back to twitter. Its a loop of retardation that made people think their opinions were actually the majority.

>>149449426
>What's the plan
See the part about "between 2019 and 2022."

>Disney.jpg

Kill yourself.

>>149448754
>Do kids even enjoy live-action remakes?

It's not about seeing it remade, it's about seeing it played by real people.

>>149448909
>Why would he need a bodysuit?

He's 50-something and he's not getting any younger. Same deal with Bautista.

>>149448693
He's another /pol/ schizo who makes his points individually like the bot he is. He's a ban evader with the most obvious tells.

>>149448754
As a kid I enjoyed the Live Action remake of 101 Dalmatians more than the cartoon. My niece likes The Little Mermaid remake more than the original too. I think it’s that cartoons that appeal to kids of the time don’t really age as well as LA because real people don’t get “dated looking” like older animation does.

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>>149449638
Does this guy have a name? Lets call him Dickie C. Anti-Disney, Disneyfag is too boring of a name, we need to mix it up a bit

>>149448423
Thankfully Pixar’s directors and executives shut down any ideas of live-action Pixar remakes, honestly I’m not really a fan of the current state of Pixar but I respect them for this.

>>149450410
Slap your niece and tell her she has shit taste.

>>149447291 (OP)
Live action Frozen when. That will make 9 trillion dollars.

>>149450565
TLM is the most overrated Disney movie and looks like shit compared to the rest of the renaissance movies

>>149450892
And it's still better than the remake. Slap yourself and tell yourself that you have shit taste.

>>149450601
fuck you for saying that
because we need a Chicken Little live-action remake more than anything in this universe

>>149450892
What bothers me about Little Mermaid is that its popular yet it teaches horrible morals. Ariel is an unsympathetic idiot. She knowingly makes a deal with the devil while said devil explains in detail how she is going to rip her off. And yet Ariel still approves of the deal. And to get back to Ariel is stupid, she loses her voice but she doesn't consider communicating with the prince by writing messages. We know she understands how to read and write hence the contract scene with Ursula. So Ariel not even thinking of this possibility makes her even dumber.

And yet Ariel is considered a role model by many modern adult women? Horrible. And Elsa is another horrible role model responsibility shirking shut in bitch.

>>149448423
Is there any human actor THICC enough for Bob?

>>149451275
John Cena. Just give him more steroids.

>>149451275
Willem Dafoe

>>149451243
Ariel seemed hesitant to sign the contract and was mostly pressured into signing it, and she also didn’t know about Ursula’s plan to steal her love. Though you got a point about her not communicating by writing.

>>149451576
The thing that made the deal a rip off was not Ursula disguising herself as a human to steal the prince. I meant when Ursula openly said that Ariel will become Ursula's slave if she fails and separately that she will lose her voice as a form of payment. Those two conditions would have made anyone go "I'm not agreeing to this rip off!"

>>149448423
Disney doesn’t even let Big Hero 6 crossover with Marvel. They banned the showrunners of the series from using Marvel villains, even obscure ones, forcing them to come up with their own. Hell, their comic counterparts vanished. This won’t happen.

>>149448423
>Lilo and Stitch ends with Nani leaving Lilo
This is the perfect opportunity to have the Incredibles live-action remake to end on Bob and Helen getting a divorce.

>>149452538
Kys leaffaggot

>>149448423
Its going to be a series about how Incrediboy/Buddy/Syndrome was working behind the scenes to help out the villains so he could better learn about how to beat heros
He finds out their secret identities as a kid and it all goes from there

>>149447291 (OP)
>normies

You mean zillennial women??

>>149452538
>math is math joke but its Dash talking about 2 Christmases means double the presents and since he runs so fast he could be at both so long as they are in the same city

>>149447291 (OP)
You know what

after all the dribble I see on this website, this is a point I think we can both agree on

Why is it that sleazy cash-grabby remakes, reboots, and revivals always have to be more successful than any new IP or artist's pure vision

These moronic rubes will watch a dancing toilet brush and a sperm in a cup help separate families if it was called "Snow White"

once more, they'll eat up a movie that single handedly butcher's the original message of the original movie claiming it's more realistic when it's worse

Who is for separating families, no one unless you're an ice agent

I think we need to bomb Hollywood as well, the day they realize they ruined their own legacies will be the day their studios become ruins