How, in the name of God, does a 6'9", 300 lb. giganigga of a man, blend into society? I might not be able to see Batman's face with the mask on, but I sure as shit could pick him out in a crowd.

>>149451728 (OP)
I think the latest issue said he's over 400 pounds.

>>149451807
rofl my mistake. I wouldn't want to short change the fucking mammoth.

>>149451728 (OP)
Darkseid made steroids legal,we just see worst of the worst in Gotham (natties).

>>149451728 (OP)
That's because you are the reader and thus have external meta knowledge that the investigators and people living within the story do not. And even if someone is jacked as fuck that does not incriminate them by itself. It would be at best circumstantial evidence. Why is your generation this stupid? Why do you not understand how stories work?

>>149451728 (OP)
Indeed. This only makes this Batman weaker than normal sized Batman.

>>149451728 (OP)
>>149451807
the fuck? is that why the bat symbol is just a spiky brick now?

Batman is 6'3" and 240 pounds, just like me. that's something I've always found neat.

>>149451838
>City with the highest crime rate in the world
>They draw the line at PEDs

>>149451872
Absolute Batman eats your weight in protein every morning.
>>149451867
Stop trying to pick a fight online, loser.

>>149451728 (OP)
He could just dress really different. Like ultra fruity when not batman.

>>149451920
He doesn't. He dresses like your average yutz on the street.

>>149451934
Then he probably looks like a gang banger or /fit/izen.

>>149451728 (OP)
>6'9", 300 lb.
pff... a lion defeats him.

>>149451900
He's built like The Big Show, and the writers are still trying to paint him as an everyman

>>149451900
>Stop trying to pick a fight online, loser.

Then stop asking dumb questions, retard.

>>149452222
Closer to 420.

>>149452248
He's the exact height weight, and build as The Mountain actor from GoT.

>>149451728 (OP)
very carefully

>readers of a comic with roided-out kaiju humans and a gigantic fucking crocodile are worried about average man too tall to be angry

>>149451728 (OP)
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>149451728 (OP)
He's a big guy.

>all that bane juice shit
is this the cover for why he never stays injured, you think? turning him into scuffed Midnighter

>>149451872
>Batman is 6'3" and 240 pounds
Absolute Bruce is bigger and heavier than regular Bruce.

>>149456650
So how much of that was stuffed up his ass?

>>149456650
His secret identity is just as secure as Megaton Man's, surely.

>>149456672
Going by the surgery treatment the war club was probably in his back.
The gas pellets (aka not the explosive or acid ones) were probably up his ass so he can just clench to expel the desired effect between tear gas, knock out gas, and hallucinogenic gas.
>Batman farts
>you start tripping balls

>>149456650
>6'9"
>421 lbs
lol Snyder wanted to make Batman 69 420 but then was like, no thats too obvious, better add 1 to that

>>149451728 (OP)
Lmao, this breaks the westerner’s mind. Think of this series as a manga. They prioritize fun over realism

>>149451888
Using PEDs is one of his villains' whole gimmick.

>>149451728 (OP)
maybe they're just really common, there's already croc and bibbo that are about the same size.

>>149451728 (OP)
what an absolute unit

>>149451728 (OP)
I lost all attempt at trying to suspend my disbelief the second the fucking Belaz showed up

>>149451728 (OP)
Working class man, wears loose fitting shirts in casual life.