Thread 149452031

LMAOO! Why does croc look like that? Goofy looking ahh niggas

>>149452031 (OP)
it'd be fine if he was supposed to be magic or something. this looks like something from hell for sure.
why does Batman have vertebra spikes, and instead of a bat symbol, some .. netting? and why is he calling croc by name and expects him to know he's bruce?

>>149452072
>magic or something
Is it really that hard to accept he's just a weird mutant? It's a comic book man.

>>149452031 (OP)
That's a fucking blind Crocomire, what the fuck?

>>149452031 (OP)
Shill your channel elsewhere

>>149452031 (OP)
on gahh bruh he a diddy ahh bruh ayYYOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do niggers self censor the word ass?

>>149452031 (OP)
>he has.... le big spoopy soi mouth...
wow much nightmare fuel. so heckin' disturbing.

>>149452031 (OP)
I like that he's weird and funky looking

>>149452089
that's way, way, WAY beyond what I'd believe a mutant would be, or even a natural species on earth
it has familiar human arm and torso musculature, but with the mouth just carved into it, yet the forward-facing eyes and human nose right at the top of the snout. there are sooooo many reasons that would never happen under any circumstances. deoxyribonucleic acid could never form that. that is an unholy abomination from some wizard's cauldron, and it's an awesome design for -that-
Something Spawn would fight.

>>149452031 (OP)
>ahh
This isn't tiktok you can swear kiddo there's no algorythm.

>>149452341
they're too dumb to pronounce the ends of their words

>>149452072

>and why is he calling croc by name and expects him to know he's bruce?

They're longtime friends. This is Absolute Batman.

>>149452031 (OP)
Rangeban ameriniggers

>>149452031 (OP)
Because Absolute Batman is fucking retarded obviously.

>>149453172
This is the actual answer.

>>149452031 (OP)
This shit looks cool as fuck.
Why do you faggots hate cool and fun shit?

>>149452031 (OP)
why do comic book channels get more views than people who actually buy the comic?

>>149452031 (OP)
How come Snyders so good at writing Batman and so shit at writing everything else cape shit

His JL run made me want to ask my LCS for a refund

>>149453014
>Range ban the people who made the site for non Japanese people

Huh

>>149453268
People crave attention like the worst drug.

>>149452926
This is a comic where Bane is 20ft tall and the batmobile is a super heavy dump truck

>>149453269
>How come Snyders so good at writing Batman and so shit at writing everything else cape shit
He isn't even good at writing Batman. The faggot created Batkek.

>>149453008
Absolutely weird..
>>149453260
nobody's denying it looks cool.
>>149453348
So it's like, a universe that runs on rule of cool? it's not meant to be grounded at all? Because I dunno, having your mouth in your armpits is a bit weirder than being 20 feet tall, but... if that's just what Absolute Batman is, then I absolutely can't complain about it.

>>149453400
>So it's like, a universe that runs on rule of cool?
Yes, its literally Darksieds own personal elseworld

>>149452031 (OP)
I saw someone say Absolute Batman is basically Batman meets Baki

Remember when Croc was just a guy with a skin condition?

>>149453516
Cross been a monster since HUSH

>>149453539
And that was a mistake

Banes super gross and freaky too. Im betting he eventually mutates akira style.

>>149453556
Honestly, I'm fine with the change. He had been drawn as a total mutant since the 80s and it really wasn't much of a change to actually make him a big monster.

>>149453400
It's like...
>>149453429
...said. Everything is super dark and edgy and turned up to 11.

So the appeal of Absolute Batman is that everyone looks gross?

>Absolute Batman's Martha is alive
What's gonna happen if a supervillain killed her?

you know, i just remembered we got a new batman show not too long ago.
was it even good?

How are comics fans, of all people, still getting tripped up by the idea of alternate universes divergent from main canon in 2025?

>>149453960
Because theres always stupid people, and new people showing up who dont know anything.

>>149453288
this bum got SLEPT by aspinall and lewis

>>149452031 (OP)
>It's a skin condition.

>Bruce has a bunch of knucklehead friends he plays poker with
>There turn to villainy is caused by outside forces

Lame and shit, we should've gotten his friends breaking bad.

>>149454561
most underrated movie of the decade

>>149452031 (OP)
>LMAOO! Why does croc look like that?
Not cool, bro
He's got a skin condition

>>149454561
>There turn to villainy is caused by outside forces
You should read the comic

>>149452031 (OP)
the vibe I'm getting out of these designs is Snyder wanted to do Arkham Batman as a comic book

>>149454678
It'd genuinely be great if Killer Croc is still his friend even if he's stuck as a mutant Monster mash.

>>149455259
I mean even Bruce is fucked up at this point

Wait what?

>>149455322
Primaris Batman?

>>149452031 (OP)
Yeh fr fr on god, lil bro thinks he’s croc skull emoji

>>149455585
Going off context clues it seems they were trying to make him into another Bane

>>149453738
>I haven’t even used this stuff yet
I would just run

>>149452031 (OP)
Is it bad that I kinda appreciate how retarded a lot of the Absolute designs are?

Everything looks goofy as shit but I think it's part of the charm/point.

>>149455553
TLDR;
>Darksied gets tired of being the multiverses bitch and goes on a vision quest
>realizes the only way to beat the system is to leave it
>uses a homemade miracle machine to build his own personal universe with blackjack and hookers, completely separate from every other power and authority
>he sets it up so that every hero has to overcome way more bullshit compared to their original counterparts
>unclear what his actual endgame is currently. He could be setting things up to turn major heros into his own personal followers or he could legitimately just be letting things play out under grimdark rules. There have been hints that the future is a dystopia but its unclear how we actually get there as of now since all the heros are still heros.

>>149452031 (OP)
Killer Croc was a black dude with a skin condition labeled as a crocodile
And sometimes he was a black dude with a crocodile's head
Now he is a crocodile with a black dude's face

Anyone have a collage of all the Absolute Batman rogues gallery?

>>149453960
it's just /co/fags being retarded, the usual

>>149452497
>ctrl+f "gaping"
>not disappointed

>>149453400
>it's not meant to be grounded at all?
>DC Absolute Universe
No
It's supposed be bigger, quirker or meanier

>>149452072
Because Darkseid said so. Shut the duck up casual

>>149452031 (OP)
How is this a skin condition?

>>149453288
Why are right-wingers so drawn to AI? Is being creative and working hard to develop a skill a leftist trait?

>>149452031 (OP)
Same issue where Batman makes bombs out of his own poop, by the way.

>>149453395
>Batkek was bad
Go back to comicsyoutube and get a better opinion

>>149453738
Why does he have no lips?

>>149453889
Lethal force
If she dies, they want Bruce to blame himself for "getting too soft"

>>149455865
Is Joker still a vegetable?

>>149452926
Get a load of this nerd

>>149453268
I assume it’s because most normies who like Batman have never even read a comic. They’re fans of the movies, video games, and shows. They’ll consume random bits of lore through TikTok’s and YT videos, rather than actually buy the comics. I think it’s because reading is still considered gay (cope for not having the attention span to read)

All e-celebs are idiotic, vapid attention whores akin to tripfags and serial shitposting schizos. No exceptions.
All e-celeb gossippers and worshippers like the OP are intellectually regressive, slackjawed, subhuman troglodytes who are completely incapable of formulating their own opinions about anything and whose lives are so pathetically empty that they need to fill the void by obsessing over someone they've never even met. Therefore, they're absolutely no different from the hordes of drooling, braindead normalfags who gawk at the latest supermarket tabloid. No exceptions.
All e-celeb threads are cancer that must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for violating Global Rule 11 and for being off topic. No exceptions. Fulfill your civic duty, true /co/mrades.
Furthermore if an e-celeb thread were to be posted on /a/, it would either be shitposted to oblivion, deleted in a matter of minutes, if not seconds, or even result in a public execution like this.
Each and every single one of you goddamn retarded subhumans should be absolutely fucking ashamed of yourselves for knowingly reducing this board's quality.
>>>/y/outube
>>>/n/oose
>>>/h/ell

>>149457391
Reddit tier crashout

Absolute Martian Manhunter is the only good Absolute line.

>>149457243
His mouth is under the mask. The mask has teeth on it, like Immortan Joe.

So what was the deal with rich joker?
And what were they doing with prisoner batman? They inserted some tubs into him

>>149457207
You actually LIKE Batkek?
Why?

>>149456971
AI-gens are low hanging fruit
Simple as

>>149453400
>nobody's denying it looks cool
I am.