Thread 149452539 - /co/ [Archived: 258 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:11:01 AM No.149452539
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Why is cool jacket jerry such an asshole?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:16 AM No.149452553
Why does he have a beard?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:41 AM No.149452563
>>149452539 (OP)
Because of the jacket
Anonyrnous
7/19/2025, 3:29:37 AM No.149452799
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>>149452539 (OP)
>Nevea Hair Die
Why does Rick and Morty love doing shit like this so much?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:31:03 AM No.149452818
>>149452799
To piss (you) off.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:34:52 AM No.149452860
>>149452539 (OP)
he just got a power high over both the cracks in reality and that jacket.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:09:40 AM No.149453349
>>149452539 (OP)
anyone still watching this show after they kicked out its creator is the asshole

the only way I could see watching is if someone AIvoiced Roiland back into it, and I don't see anyone putting in that work just for what I'm told has really gone off the deep end of shitty writing anyway.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:30:14 AM No.149453613
>>149453349
he wasn't the only creator and still gets credited. you're an asshole for coming into every thread just to say the same fucking opinion when no one gives a fuck what you think
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:33:23 AM No.149453658
I like jerry, I like the road, I don't like how many alternate reality crossover episodes there are
it's just kind of dull
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:36:20 AM No.149453685
>>149452799
That's how they spell it in that universe.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:38:30 AM No.149453714
>>149452539 (OP)
Why is Rick Prime an asshole?
Why is Evil Morty an asshole?

They're alternates who think they're better than their "usual" counterparts.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:13:12 AM No.149454112
Aren't all the Jerrys who aren't sad sacks gigantic assholes? Like a weird universal constant
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:14:54 AM No.149454137
>>149452799
the former is avoiding using actual brand names for legal reasons
the latter is probably just mistakes
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:00:35 AM No.149454606
>>149452539 (OP)
That's not cool jacker jerry

that's Dan Harmon

I say they portrayed him accurately
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:03:46 AM No.149454653
>>149452539 (OP)
Because Jerry is a selfish asshole. Everyone forgets in the decoy family episode with the decoys and decoys dressed like squids all killing each other, wood puppet Jerry blocked off the emergency exit in the shelter when they were under attack so he could live and left his family and everyone else to die. Jerry has always been an asshole. Yet the writers can't stop sucking his balls lately. He also tried to kill Rick in that Whirly-dirly episode. Rick has NEVER tried to kill Jerry. He could if he wanted to, and he doesn't. But Jerry thinks it's fine to be an asshole to everyone else and he's so pathetic people feel too bad for him to make him suffer consequences. Same in the episode where he was dating the telepathic blue alien with 3 boobs, he let Summer and Morty, his own children, take the blame for wanting to break up with her and almost got them killed, and never apologized for it or anything. He's an absolute piece of shit. I don't enjoy Jerry episodes. I want to kill him.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:06:18 AM No.149454680
>>149453349
If roiland didn't want to get kicked off the show he shouldn't have been a horny creep to underaged girls. He made his own bed and you simp for him instead of resenting him for fucking up, letting his dick get him in trouble, and letting the fans down. You should be angry at him, not white knighting. No one wanted to kick him off the show but he left them with no fucking choice, you dumb asshole. That happens when you're a fucking pedophilic creep.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:20:19 AM No.149454832
>>149454653
They just flanderized him as a selfish jerk

Jerry has always been the black sheep of the family that people just needlessly hate

now they try to make you hate him for the sake of making a point

terrible character writing

this is what killed Chef off of South Park
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:50:22 AM No.149455074
>>149454832
>now they try to make you hate him
What the fuck do you mean "now", I've hated him since season 1 and he's been an irredeemable piece of shit since season 1. If anything they are on their knees to suck his dick recently and so is /co/.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:57:50 AM No.149455144
>>149452539 (OP)
"Evil" Jerry just felt like the writers phoning in something to get the episode to length.
Honestly not even sure why the episode needed a villain. With 10% more creativity it could have just been a lighthearted bit of Jerry exploring the multiverse. Unlike a standard Rick adventure it would just be chill instead of violent.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:00:37 AM No.149455170
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:07:00 AM No.149455220
>>149452539 (OP)
All Jerry become assholes when they have power.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:50:30 AM No.149455555
>>149455170
Rick fucks this.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:58:33 AM No.149455935
>>149455144
Gave the third act more oomph with why Mooch and Eagleman were stuck and then had to return in a less than leisurely fashion.

My headcanon is this Jerry came up with the road and when he got the jacket, he let the power go to his head.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:59:24 AM No.149455943
>>149454653
>Rick has NEVER tried to kill Jerry. He could if he wanted to, and he doesn't.
Because Beth would throw a fit. Don't think it's out of kindness of his heart for Jerry.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:02:08 AM No.149455957
>>149455935
We at least know that drugged out Rick knew him before he put on the jacket, which implies he might be that Jerry's original Rick, but you gotta wonder what the fuck happened to make him that.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:17:27 AM No.149456333
>>149455555
quint quinti confirm
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:20:04 AM No.149456347
jerry squared
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Jerry.