Superman is super lame - /co/ (#149458118) [Archived: 248 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:05:21 PM No.149458118
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Superman is the lamest gayest fucking superhero that has ever existed. You could tell that just by looking at the design. He has this lame fucking cape with those UGLY AS FUCK colors, blue and red, with a gay-ass logo on the front. How the fuck are adults watching movies of this garbage? That shit is for children, always was and always will be, but because it's high budget and live action, we're pretending that it's all grown up and mature? lol fuck off! He's supposed to be like some kind of god, yet he looks like a joke.

Aside from the fucking awful design, the idea of the hero is garbage too. He's some alien from some other planet, and everyone on that planet has powers. BORING! Who the fuck wants a story where the protagonist is already strong? Where's the struggle on becoming strong? Where's the hardship that makes him super?

People like superman should only exist as parodies like Homelander, but Superman is unironically a useful idiot for upholding our FUCKED UP world. He's propagandic GARBAGE for "the system".
FUCK SUPERMAN! WORST HERO EVER AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT ON PLANET KRYPTON
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:06:07 PM No.149458125
infantile propagandist notions
infantile propagandist notions
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>>149458118 (OP)
This is you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:17:43 PM No.149458195
>>149458118 (OP)
No one cares, Lex.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:18:22 PM No.149458202
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>>149458118 (OP)
RESTORE DA SCHNEIDERVUUUUUSEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:40:31 PM No.149458411
>>149458118 (OP)
>Who the fuck wants a story where the protagonist is already strong?
More than you'd think, given the amount of people who consume East Asian slop about overpowered protags one-shotting everyone
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:20:14 PM No.149459950
Superman is just like all capeshit. One-sided, incredibly boring and we already know how it will end.
Bad guy loses/fails goal
Hero wins/thwarts evil plan
That's why Batman versions that haven't been plagued by Justice League shit are the only respectable capeshit.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:22:36 PM No.149459985
>>149459950
OP, bumping your own thread with your schizo nonsense won't help you