The Dork Age of comic books is officially over - /co/ (#149461846) [Archived: 209 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:55:51 PM No.149461846
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Sorry chudcels, but KINDNESS is the new punk rock
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:56:38 PM No.149461861
How many more Superflop threads do we need?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:59:09 PM No.149461894
>>149461861
Until you redeem the Google play gift cards.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:59:44 PM No.149461899
I hate americans
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:06:46 PM No.149461981
>>149461861
>Superflop
ended with ZSJL :)
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:07:55 PM No.149461996
>>149461899
Americans make your cartoons
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:14:20 PM No.149462057
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>I let ranjesh shit on my lawn because I'm a nice person
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:16:36 PM No.149462089
infantile propagandist notions
infantile propagandist notions
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>>149461846 (OP)
>watching an imperialist power fantasy
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:06:40 AM No.149463504
>>149462089
Kys thirdie
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:07:56 AM No.149463518
>>149461846 (OP)
He's not kind in this movie. I'm not even sure what the difference between him and Cavillman is besides having better parents.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:09:22 AM No.149463535
>>149461981
No it continued with this movie making less than Man of Steel
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:09:57 AM No.149463542
>>149461846 (OP)
Nobody cares, watch anime for better quality content.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:10:33 AM No.149463550
>>149461861
>Superflop
Come on man, Floperman is right there.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:12:30 AM No.149463584
>>149463550
Floperman sounds like the schoolyard nickname of a kid with poorly diagnosed epilepsy.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:19:54 AM No.149463670
>>149463542
Stfu troon
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:23:38 AM No.149463706
stop my son
stop my son
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>>149463542
>watching masturbation fuel for shut-in NEETs with yellow fever
No thanks.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:28:31 AM No.149463754
>>149462089
I have to agree with the pajer here. I think the real reason this movie is flopping so hard outside of America is that it comes off as extremely disingenuous to have a Superman that on paper tries to distance himself from representing America while still meddling in international affairs by imposing American values. And, I mean, I don't like Netanyahu either, and it would likely be for the better if he were taken out of the board, but there's something truly frightening about an American hero straight up murdering a world leader while telling you "No, no, it's okay. We aren't doing this in the name of America. We're doing it in the name of Humanity." The obvious implication being that the American values of the American heroes are the proper human values and those who disagree with them are therefore inhuman and can be murdered. It's fucked up.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:29:26 AM No.149463763
>>149463706
almost nobody in anime actually looks asian. if they do it's a deliberate stylistic choice and not the norm.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:36:12 AM No.149463847
>>149463754
Not really. I mean Superman's values in this movie aren't really American values any more, given the Justice Gang kills Notanyahu and stops him genociding civilians while irl America gives him billions of dollars of weapons and lets him do it. If America actually behaved like Superman the rest of the world would be relieved. Well, apart from the brutal dictators.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:45:56 AM No.149463967
>>149463847
>I mean Superman's values in this movie aren't really American values any more
American values aren't only bombing middle eastern countries in the name of Israel. American values are also all the rainbow propaganda America shoves into its "allies", including this very movie, and if you think American soft power isn't also reviled around the world then you live in a bubble.
>America actually behaved like Superman the rest of the world would be relieved.
Okay. You definitely live in a bubble. When America took down Sadam or Gadafi no one was relieved. It was acknowledged that bad actors (specially with Sadam, not so much with Gadafi) were taken out of the game, but also anyone with a brain knew it was going to open a new can of worms and that America going around interfering in the world like this was a problem in itself. The same would happen if they murdered Putin or Netanyahu. Why is it so fucking hard for Americans to stay in their lane?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:00:42 AM No.149464157
>>149463967
>When America took down Sadam or Gadafi no one was relieved
Saddam? No, because he wasn't actually doing anything of note at the time and there was no reason to remove him and destabilise Iraq. Gaddafi? Hard to say, that was during an ongoing civil war and I don't think intervention there really helped anybody. Yugoslavia in '99 though? I'd argue that was the last time America actually acted to prevent harm in the world and certainly the rest of Europe was more than happy to see that happen.

>rainbow propaganda America shoves into its "allies", including this very movie
There was nothing particularly propagandist in this movie that American allies wouldn't already agree with, with the notable exception of Israel, obviously. Maybe the governments of Russia and China wouldn't like the messages, but they already don't like the ideals Superman represents.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:11:10 AM No.149464298
>>149464157
>There was nothing particularly propagandist in this movie that American allies wouldn't already agree with
Yeah, bro. That's why the movie is doing Morbius numbers in Europe and Asia. As a matter of fact, the rest of the world actually loves American imperialism, as long as it's coated in a Democrat coded "being kind is punk rock" aesthetic." And the movie being a massive flop is just a coincidence. It must be the heat wave.
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:12:15 AM No.149464307
>>149461846 (OP)
>>149461899
I don't think you guys realize that you're starting to make this movie corny by association
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:13:58 AM No.149464333
>>149464298
Do you think people know the entire plot of the movie before they go to see it and base their decision to watch it or not on that? Cape movie numbers outside the US have been declining for a while, that has nothing to do with this specific movie's message.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:16:49 AM No.149464368
>>149461846 (OP)
Pop punk is the REAL punk rock.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:24:21 AM No.149464448
Imbecilles Arguing With Imbecilles
Imbecilles Arguing With Imbecilles
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>>149463967
>>149464157
>>149463754
>>149462089
no one is reading tweet jpegs or your WOT posts, sisters
you idiots are just circle-jerking one another for hours
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:29:59 AM No.149464513
>>149464448
>thinks a couple sentences is a wall of text
When was the last time you read a book?
DeathMetal6S6S6
7/20/2025, 2:30:29 AM No.149464524
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>>149463542
Sorry I am straight so I don't watch tranime
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:34:24 AM No.149464565
This is TORtanic levels of anti-thing that's doing well. This board is something else. The movie is not only good, but it's the most unapologetic comic book type movie to ever be made.

It's coming off like a bunch of Critical Drinker braindead sheep. That dudes whole crew along with Nerdwhatever and Mauler are grasping straws to shit on this film for the sake of content
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:35:07 AM No.149464574
>>149464448
>ADHD zoomie feeling superior because he doesn't use capital letters or full stops or write any more than 140 characters
Well done, you got us both to agree on something, that you are a faggot.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:09:24 AM No.149464980
>>149462089
100 percent chance the guy in that pic likes a power fantasy story from his country. It's literally just
>powerful guy doing good: :/
>powerful guy doing good, America: >:(
>powerful guy doing good, Japan/Europe/India whatever: :O
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:22:19 AM No.149465898
>>149464565
>but it's the most unapologetic comic book type movie to ever be made.
They completely changed The Engineer because a naked metal woman walking around is too weird. How is that "unapologetically comic book"?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:35:49 AM No.149466057
I'm a based nuanced fence sitting centrist do I donโ€™t care about politics in a film as long as it's fun/well made.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:36:29 AM No.149466062
>>149461846 (OP)
Why do you insist on saying gay and retarded shit when you shill?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:36:53 AM No.149466069
>>149462089
>Ritesh
SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE POWER FANATSY SAAR BLOODY BICHED
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:41:26 AM No.149466733
Where did this punkrock shit come from?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:38:56 AM No.149467764
>>149461846 (OP)
Is it true that Superman tortures a guy with a cactus?
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Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:59:12 AM No.149468062
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>>149461894
>>149461846 (OP)
>>149463584
Good morning sir!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:00:41 AM No.149468083
>>149467764
Yeah but off-camera
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:19:02 AM No.149468425
>>149462089
So the US should instead make power fantasies where the guy with infinite powers uses it to fulfill ever dark desire he has?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:59:41 AM No.149469747
>>149466733
One exchange in the middle of the movie and the ending song by Iggy Pop. It doesn't factor much into the plot, as he's still "friends" with the superheroes who are corporate shills and killers.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:20:27 AM No.149469917
>>149464524
What happened with his legs??
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:23:40 AM No.149469950
>>149464524
Lil shota boys need big American cock!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:40:58 AM No.149470076
>>149464565
>It's coming off like a bunch of Critical Drinker braindead sheep.

Welcome to modern fandom
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:43:59 AM No.149470093
Cause I am a punkrocker yeSAAAAAAAARi
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:50:45 AM No.149470134
>>149464524
>ai slop
You are a zoomer tranny kek.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:51:48 AM No.149470140
>>149463706
>instead I would rather read comics where my favorite superhero has a tranny son and gets constantly cucked
Lol.