I don't even care, Speedy Gonzales is fuckin' sexy and breedable.

>>149465969 (OP)
Fuck off, Kuckyweck.

>>149465969 (OP)
His cousin is more hotter.

Finally a based thread.
Why does it seem no one is attracted to them? Even the usual Looney Tunes furries have no interest in them

>>149465969 (OP)
he can’t outrun ICE

>>149466239
he pack a gun

>>149466289
Everyone else seems to lust for Bugs, Daffy, Pepe and Foghorn mainly but I've always preferred him. I honestly don't know the reason why, I've just found him cute in particular even though he usually isn't one of the ones most people think of when it comes to "attractive" Looney Tunes

>>149466366
I'm pretty sure he could actually.

>>149465969 (OP)

I'm kinda surprised he's never had a love interest.
I wonder what type of character would fit him.

>>149466400
He did it was Bugs in drag and he didn't know.

>>149466400
He did have one love interest
It confirmed him being bi though

>>149466416
That wasn't a love interest, that was a joke.
I'm talking about someone like Lola, Tina, or Petunia.
>>149466430
Again, not a love interest, just a joke.
Also, he thought Bugs was a girl, that was part of the joke, maybe he is bisexual, but this didn't really confirm anything.

>>149466430
You're telling me, you wouldnt smash Bugs boihole? Are you even white?
Don't answer, I already know you arent.

>>149466448
The only reason I say that is Speedy still secretly wants Bugs even after finding out it's him and is friendzoned out of having him

>>149466496
That isn't something that happens in the show.

>>149465969 (OP)
>>149466239
I need to see these two cousins fuck immediately

>>149466547
OP here, i already drew him getting fucked in the ass by his cousin days ago

heres the full: https://files.catbox.moe/g8ql93.png

>You forgot your flute, Senor Poosy cot
>Don't you want heem?
>"No, I don't want HEEM."

>>149465969 (OP)
How did they do it. Normally the mouse is annoying fucker and people root for the underdog (heh) cat, (Tom and Sylvester) or Willy E Coyote, or even the wolf who should fucking strangle Droopy with this fucker's own skin flaps
But not Speedy. Speedy is cool.
Is the secret that he seem to just have skill and both Daffy and Sylvester (well him to lesser extent) are more of assholes towards him?

>>149466532
It is though, that's the whole ending. Where he lies about how he never really wanted "her" and was just trying to support, then secretly cries over still wanting "her" after the fact
Your interpretation may vary

>>149466738
I'm pretty sure the joke was that Speedy fell for "Kathy", Bugs's disguise, and that's why he cried, because he found she wasn't really real, he got tricked.
If he was really still interested in Bugs, I feel like they would've made a joke about him still trying to get with Bugs, which they didn't, he was just sad for the loss of "Kathy".

>>149465969 (OP)
Since when /co/ became /trash/

>>149466430
Latinx do love their sissy white boys

>>149466995
Newfag

>>149467139
Lmao. I've been here for years. Mods usually deleted these kind of threads pretty fast. Let's assume they are just willing to let it pass today.

>>149466830
Speedy was so embarrassed he got tricked by the disguise that he pretended he was really never into "her" to Bugs to make things less weird between them, so he wouldn't make a joke about wanting to hook up still. He did make a later joke about Bugs being a lady though.
The ambiguous part becomes if he cried at the end solely because she doesn't exist, or because he would still want "her" regardless of knowing it is a male in a dress but is friendzoned by the fact it is Bugs. That depends how you read and interpret the scene

>>149467312
>that he pretended he was really never into "her"
Yeah, but we know he was into "her", however, that was it, he wasn't into Bugs, he was only into the fake female persona that Bugs made, not Bugs himself.
>He did make a later joke about Bugs being a lady though.
Yeah, but again, not really anything that implied he was into Bugs.
>The ambiguous part becomes if he cried at the end solely because she doesn't exist, or because he would still want "her" regardless of knowing it is a male in a dress but is friendzoned by the fact it is Bugs.
I'm pretty sure it's the former, but you believe what you want to believe.

I prefer his adversary

>>149466430
Can you blame him

He is so cute

>>149466602
Based

>>149466430
lmao, you lifestyle and all what you represent is based on a joke, you are on the same level of those who think the Earth is flat.

>>149466430
>>149467735
>Loves to dress in drag, kiss guys and make them fall in love with him
What did he mean by this?

>>149466386
I love this artist, it's been years since I last saw their art (the name was Bathgate or something like that).

>>149469088
Bathgate21
Which I believe was an artist who hid his art, for obviously reason and was found out one day and literally scrubbed all his online activity from the Internet. E-hentai still has a gallery up.

>>149465969 (OP)
We're doing this now, huh.

>>149468559
He's just a funny guy.

>>149465969 (OP)
Based

>>149468399
>Saying that the show that made the gophers gay put in a undertoned joke with Speedy makes this "your lifestyle"

>>149470550
...how's he a funny guy? like, what, he's a clown here for your entertainment? s'dat it?

>>149471085
>>149471085
>He's a clown here for your entertainment? s'dat it?
Yes, he is an entertainer.
Only thing he can do is be funny or make our dicks feel funny

>>149466400
"Sure, I know heem, he friends with my seester."

"Speedy Gonzales friends with everybody's seester."

Latino ratón sexo

>>149465969 (OP)
seek help

>>149467189
the hack fucked up this board

og speedy

>>149472884
This one is the reason lib tried to cancel him

>>149466602
>Deleted
Aww I wanted to see some slowpoke

>>149466378
Even this thread started getting a bit of Bugs lust posting

I wonder if like Jerry, Speedy would flirt with female cats? I don’t he’s ever met one in any shorts, like how would he and Penelope Pussycat interact?

>>149465969 (OP)
No, no, anon, you are the one who has his hole filled with mouse's mousse.

>>149467036
What did Speedy do to you to insult him like that? He was born and raised in Mexico, not a chicano.

>>149476277
You know, now that I think about it you probably couldn't do a cartoon today about Speedy constantly crossing the border and Silverster as an incompetent ICE agent.

>>149466706
I found Sylvester way too incompetent, particularly in later cartoons like Gonzales Tamale or Mexican Cat Dance, even compared to Tom.

Daffy was enough of a jerk to not be sympathetic and could be threatening however, even if he was sometimes OOC.
>>149476497
I think Sylvester is too incompetent, Speedy should face Yosemite Sam, I think he'd work perfectly as the mean American Cowboy to Speedy Gonzales lovable Mexican rogue passing through Sam's wall.

>>149476054
I wonder if a female cat that wanted to eat Speedy Gonzales, but he was always flirting with her once foiling her schemes.

Perhaps even Penelope Pussytalk could play that role in a new schtick where she talked similar to Wile E Coyote in the cartoon with Bugs Bunny.

>>149476277
If Speedy moved to the USA (as he did in Looney Tunes Show and similar) would he be considered a chicano now?
He has become fluent in English

Why do Americans like cartoon mice Mexicans but not real life Mexicans?

Is he gay

Man no one in this thread is responding to eachother and everyone is on their own topic!

I wish mexicans were real

>>149478659
He is Latino what do you think?

>>149466430
I don't think it counts as bi if you think its an attractive woman.

>>149479420
They are

>>149476054
>>149476938
Any thoughts on this or new Speedy Gonzales cartoons?

>>149477461
He is funny and cute and isn't breaking into our houses or trying to force cocaine and fentanyl on us via his cartel

>>149466602
kino

>>149477461
>Why do Americans like cartoon mice Mexicans but not real life Mexicans?
Thats the weird thing about americans they scream that they hate us but in the shadows they lust for some Mexican ass/ bennis. why? i dont know just how things are

>>149476054
He would probably hit on her, he'd be into white girls
But when she has so many suitors would she really want a small Mexican?

>>149482657
I imagine she'd want to eat Speedy Gonzales, but he'd want to date her, but unfortunately for Penelope, Speedy is too tricky and smart for her to easily catch.

It'd certainly be a new take on the cat/mouse dynamic!