but enough about Real Houswives of Compton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7s1d6iDZqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgZcS-Sxuxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDw2NohtLgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy7WulfsIHU
'So help me! Hey, so help me!'
Bom bom bom bo-, you guys know the words c'mon
>>149471046I dunno why DK is nervous when he beat so many things to death with his bare hands in Jungle Beat
>>149471071That was a different Donkey Kong far in the future.
>>149471125I always hear people headcanon DK Jungle Beat is an origin story due to the lack of the other characters the series is known for. First time heard someone think the opposite case of it being later in the timeline.
>>149471011>>149471046>draw the exact same thing, but Ralph is a gorillawhatโs even the point of these
>>149471180DK in the new game is supposedly actually Cranky Kong in his youth.
>>149471256This one has a cuter girl in it.
>>149471304But Cranky's already in it.
Man, if there was anything approaching actual continuity in Mario, this definitely screws it up more.
>>149471417>Little Pauline is Mayor Pauline's daughter/granddaughter like DK is to CrankyThe ideal answer to the debate.
People were clearly hype for funny hijinks between Pauline and DK but let me tell you the game is so fucking awkward, like dad walks in awkward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja46a2I-i0Y
>small Pauline grows up to be an absolute bombshell
>a bombshell Mario dumped to get with a blonde thot that gives him no action
>>149472936My headcanon is that Mario keeps Pauline as a sidechick and only messes around with Peach because she's rich.
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>>149471417>>149472936Can we just agree Mario was the asshole
No one cares Flashgitz, fuck off.
>>149474001Everyone have his own "Side-kid"
https://www.deviantart.com/joeadok/art/BananzaSortaFun-1219123058