>G-GOD LOKI?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! SHOULDNT YOU BE HOLDING THE TIMELINES?!?! HUH??!!? YOURE TELLING ME FRANKLIN ISNT MY SON?!?! THAT YOU USED DIVINE CONCEPTION TO KNOCK UP MY WIFE WITH YOUR HOLY SEED?!?! THATS THE REASON DOOM KIDNAPPED HIM??!? AND YOU WANT ME TO RAISE YOUR CHILD WITH NO COMPLAINTS?!?
>WELL YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I LOVE RAISING OTHER MENS CHILDREN!!!! BUT FOR THE RECORD, JUST FUCK HER NEXT TIME SO I CAN WATCH!!!! JUST LIKE I DO WITH NAMOR!!!!

loki’s too busy conceiving a horse in his own womb to cuck reed. Also stop making this thread.