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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:20:07 AM No.149486495
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Who would you say is the biggest loser between these 2?
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7/21/2025, 9:21:21 AM No.149486503
Is Steve go on onlyfans or reddit?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:24:49 AM No.149486523
>>149486503
Early seasons Steve would go to OnlyFans, later seasons Steve is a Reddit user. Chris is an OnlyFans premium subscriber if that even exists.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:27:07 AM No.149486541
Chris. Steve is smarter, more talented, and more socially adept. Chris is a fat, retarded, friendless porn addict who sniffs glue.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:27:54 AM No.149486545
>>149486495 (OP)
isn't Steve shown to be a super chad when he tries even a little? Chris also too to an extent, but Steve seems to just like being a nerd where Chris is just kind of a stoner loser naturally.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:28:42 AM No.149486553
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve is obviously someone who will end up having a pretty successful future while being awkward in high school. By his 40s he will probably be married with a stable job, even if neither of these factors are quite ideal.
Chris will be a fat retard his whole life.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:29:09 AM No.149486557
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve. Chris has gotten ass over the years, Steve has gotten ass...kicked.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:31:04 AM No.149486567
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve is smart and consistently destined for greatness in all of his futures
Chris is an idiot, has NO friends, and is always shown to be destined for nothing but to give him credit he has had more girlfriends
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:31:39 AM No.149486569
>>149486495 (OP)
People who watch either.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:31:41 AM No.149486570
>>149486503
>Is Steve go on onlyfans or reddit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:33:28 AM No.149486575
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>>149486495 (OP)
Steve by a longshot. Chris has confidence and ambition along with some real backbone when the plot calls for it while steve is far more insecure. The only similarity the two have is being chronic coomers, but while Steve wants to fuck his mom but never gets a chance while also having a brief stint with a fat chick Chris on the otherhand regulary gets to fucks his incest crush with Meg and goes out with multiple different girls throughout the series. If Meg is to be believed he even raped Peter to assert dominance which is a feat in of itself.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:35:05 AM No.149486591
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Remember when Chris wanted to be an artist?
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7/21/2025, 9:40:16 AM No.149486625
>>149486523
What I mean is, has Steve ever said that he goes on Onlyfans or Reddit?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:46:27 AM No.149486673
>>149486591
I’m surprised they never brought that back with Chris drawing porn honestly.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:46:32 AM No.149486675
>>149486591
And succeeded too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:53:44 AM No.149487080
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve has had 3 different futures and only one of those ended up with him not being either a super billionaire or a regular billionaire and even then that's the bad universe where the family was burdened without Jeff. He also has smarts and a talent for singing. He could walk into a blues bar and out with at least three women following, he just doesn't cause of his dad not believing in him being himself.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:00:04 AM No.149487116
>>149487080
Didn't he end up gay because he couldn't get with a woman?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:08:50 AM No.149487155
>>149486591
>>149486673
in a similar vein it's weird that they've never brought back the fact that Chris is supposed to be hung like a horse even though that would fit perfectly with the whole recurring bit they've been using lately with him being a gooner(not to mention the whole incest thing with Meg that they also keep revisiting)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:12:06 AM No.149487168
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>>149487080
>>149487116
>It's a ongoing joke that Steve is gay, specifically with his best friend Snot. Technically, in a possible future, they're married due to a gag showing them as elderly men, in which they talk about how they married at 21 and regret it
>Steve has had opportunities to have sex (or some kind of sexual encounter) with several girls/women. However, he's blown every single chance he's gotten.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:24:27 AM No.149487212
>>149486591
For one episode.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:25:51 AM No.149487220
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>>149487212
>one episode
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:28:12 AM No.149487234
I forgot Chris used to have an earring.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:42:58 AM No.149487308
>>149487234
carry over from the pilot where Chris was supposed to be a frat boy in a 13 year old boys body.
I feel like getting Seth Green to voice Chris somehow screwed up whatever the original intention of the character was.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:13:19 PM No.149487438
>>149486557
>Chris has gotten ass over the years,
the only ass he ever get was Meg
if were bringing incest into this Meg cant compete with Francine
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:31:52 PM No.149487529
>>149487234
They got rid of it because the Asian animators complained it was hard to remember which side of his face had the earring
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:34:00 PM No.149487545
>>149486495 (OP)
Chris hands down. He's only had a few gf's and they only lasted the episode they debuted in.
Meanwhile Steve has had countless love interests, and even a longtime girlfriend that spanned multiple seasons. He also becomes a chad in almost every future we see him in. Girls are actually more into him that not from what I remember, plus he's very talented
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:35:35 PM No.149487556
>>149486495 (OP)
Chris.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:42:22 PM No.149487593
>>149487545
>He also becomes a chad in almost every future we see him in
Almost is the keyword and you are missing "possible" futures
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:51:54 PM No.149488340
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve, despite his weirdness, probably has the most upside of the two and is shown to likely have a bright future ahead of him if he puts a little effort into himself. Chris can probably pull himself together eventually, but his character has pretty much become a recurring masturbation joke and he's not the brightest of the two.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:55:29 PM No.149488368
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>>149486495 (OP)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:26:26 PM No.149489082
>>149486495 (OP)
(You)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:32:27 PM No.149489704
>>149486591
only relevant in 1 episode
its time to move on bro
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:33:37 PM No.149489719
>>149487234
it was only a relevant fashion statement in that weird time in the late 90s and early 2000s
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:39:55 PM No.149489777
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Steve is a nigga
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:41:50 PM No.149489801
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>>149489777
CHECK EM'
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:31 PM No.149491122
>>149489777
Damn he thick
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:04:46 PM No.149491165
Steve has a tiny pecker with a single ginger hair (that he lost)
Chris
>pic related
Yeah, not a contest
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:05:47 PM No.149491182
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>>149491165
Shit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:08:28 PM No.149491207
Chris literally openly identifies as an aromantic gooner in the newer seasons, so I feel like he's worse off.
Steve is a loser but he hasn't given up.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:08:50 PM No.149491210
>>149486495 (OP)
Chris doesnt even have friends, please the Smith house seems more social
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:09:14 PM No.149491221
>>149486495 (OP)
well i'd say that it's pretty obvious Chris weights a lot more
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:10:30 PM No.149491240
>>149489777
>>149489801
He's a big big digits he's the biggest digits big big digits he's the biggest digits, big big digits watch him hit those triplets, big big digit--
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:12:53 PM No.149491274
>>149486495 (OP)
Steve is better. Plus he is a great singer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:12 PM No.149491529
>>149487438
There's the country girl (Sam) and the downie (Sarah Palin's daughter), but that's about what I can think of the top of my head. Also, he's canonically a tripod. Steve stood no chance.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:44:32 PM No.149491777
>>149491240
>>149489777
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