Jesus - /co/ (#149503027) [Archived: 208 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:15:50 PM No.149503027
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Which is the funniest depiction of that silly goofball Jesus in cartoons?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:23:08 PM No.149503073
>>149503027 (OP)
South Park probably has the best, and he is in many episodes. I liked the Simpsons joke where Jesus is traumatized and just staring blankly on a swing set, "I don't know what you people did to him, but he is really messed up". "Oh, he'll be fine". Family Guy used to be good at depicting Jesus, but they started to do a thing where they made Jesus a scum bag, and outside of the shock that provides, it really adds nothing to the story. South Park was good at making Jesus a bit of a scum bag, in the episode about the doping thing; it turns out Jesus was on drugs and didn't actually suffer for our sins. It was actually funny and didn't seem like a shitty shock joke.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:30:49 PM No.149503119
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>>149503027 (OP)
POV: youre kid in the 90s growing up in the conservative household
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7lOuXuStU&ab_channel=JoshuaBosco
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:33:42 PM No.149503139
>>149503027 (OP)
There aren't good depictions of Jesus in cartoons. The setup for the joke is too easy, so they're usually low effort.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:36:36 PM No.149503164
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>>149503119
Its called The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsQ6srT7kI&list=PLV4Ztn9euy7QiFrYLkalryoHIFu5sSKGd&index=11&ab_channel=GoodNewsPreacherMan
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:13:36 PM No.149503487
>>149503119
I don't like how the "whites" of their eyes are the same colour as their skin. It's like they couldn't make up their minds if they wanted to do dot eyes with a slight eyelid or a whole eyeball so they decided to do both in this creepy way.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:53:10 PM No.149503967
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>>149503487
Tbf it was cel animated so each frame had to be painted by hand. Making eyes the same color as skin did probably saved them a lot of time.
Plus kids don't seem to mind
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:09:02 PM No.149504163
>>149503967
The example you showed is the dot eyes I was talking about. It looks good. You can't do the dot eye thing and make all of the upper and lower eyelids. Also, how do you know what the kids notice? And regardless if they notice or not, it's still a valid criticism.

I do feel for the animators, but if they are going to get lazy in colouring the eyes, which is one of the easier things to do, why even bother with a more realistic art style to begin with?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:15:00 PM No.149504227
>>149504163
obviously it would be better if they did paint the whites, but if they didnt it is no big deal. At least for me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:16:42 PM No.149504243
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>>149503027 (OP)
Impressive, very nice.
Now let's see Prophet Muhammad.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:19:46 PM No.149504277
>>149504243
They made entire animated movie around Mohammad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDsedlR6F0&ab_channel=InteamKids
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:26:03 PM No.149504359
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>>149504277
Fun fact: The movie is from the Mohammad's POV to avoid showing his face which is banned in Islam
It makes the whole thing feel like FMV game
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:06:29 PM No.149504825
>>149503027 (OP)
Jeremiah Films made some animations poking fun at weird Christians sects:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqITqQHXCmc&ab_channel=UFOCULTVHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk&ab_channel=JeremiahFilms
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:10:49 PM No.149504870
>>149504825
Still the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:15:32 PM No.149504937
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>>149504243
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:25:31 PM No.149505070
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MORMON JESUS
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:27:06 PM No.149505089
file
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>>149503027 (OP)
this was jesus
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:27:21 PM No.149505093
xenosaga jesus
xenosaga jesus
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I know, it isn't a cartoon but still funny
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:31:35 PM No.149505156
>>149503164
Two young archaeologists, Derek and Margo, and their nomad friend Moki, suddenly find themselves trapped and sinking in a whirling pool of sand!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:34:17 PM No.149505196
Animated Bible Stories - Miracles of Jesus 0-25 screenshot (3)
>>149503119
god that blonde has some nice tits
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:34:46 PM No.149505202
>>149504359
"OK I press the key to change the game from first person to behind the back--"
"ABSOLUTELY HARAM!"
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:00:00 PM No.149505556
haloli
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>>149504277
>>149504359
>The movie is from the Mohammad's POV to avoid showing his face
That's actually pretty clever. Animation on this isn't that bad, shame about the crappy upscaling job. Siham a khair.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:12:32 PM No.149506634
fat jesus
fat jesus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4FE-01jFIc
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:34:46 PM No.149506984
jesus vs ganesh
jesus vs ganesh
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:57:14 PM No.149507353
AND THEN THERE WAS JESUS
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 10:59:28 PM No.149507392
>>149504277
NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LE DRAW MUHAMMAD DAY AAAAAAAAH
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:00:28 PM No.149507405
Zoidberg going "AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS" has lived rent free in my brain every Christmas for years
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:01:38 PM No.149507422
>>149503073
Best Jesus was from the best American Dad episode, Rapture's Delight
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:05:45 PM No.149507470
>>149504825
Their Mormon doc was pretty accurate, though they were still evangelical weirdos so had to force fake stuff in "mormon comes from mormo, an ancient demon" or some shit
Also I don't think you need to know about Joseph Smith or space gods to debunk Mormonism, any basic knowledge of precolumbian America is enough to not believe in the first book
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:06:24 PM No.149507477
saten and jezus (Satan and Jesus)
saten and jezus (Satan and Jesus)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8

Analyse the meaning of this!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:12:21 PM No.149507550
>>149505093
Robo Mary Magdalene space adventures will never not be both funny and kino
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:15:57 PM No.149507596
>>149503027 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIkBJruoxG8
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:21:47 PM No.149507691
>>149504243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfXzz68OJwI
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:26:49 PM No.149507762
why do christfags get bitchy about this
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:29:09 PM No.149507800
>>149507762
I don't see them beheading or saying people need to die because they drew a portrayal of Jesus
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:34:50 PM No.149507886
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>>149505070
Joseph Smith
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:38:53 PM No.149507947
>>149507800
You're doing it.
>but muslims!
sandwiching that post lmao
Stuff like Piss Christ or simply Dear God by XTC did spark death threats thoughever
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:48:22 PM No.149508091
jesus coke
jesus coke
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>>149503073
You know what's funny about South Park Jesus? Mormonism is true in South Park, which means all that silly stuff in the Mormon episode is true despite being made to look like a lie in isolation. So Jesus really did go to America and the Natives are all actually Jews.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:10:18 AM No.149509353
>>149503027 (OP)
The Bible
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:09:21 AM No.149510335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B24m5trFqag
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:18:03 AM No.149510478
>>149503027 (OP)
I can't believe we got this far without someone mentioning Clone High Jesus.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:24:38 AM No.149510597
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>>149506984
Everytime I see see I just think damn Jesus is fucking crazy, Ganesh has an ax 2 extra arms a trunk and is bigger than Jesus. Does this scare Jesus though? No this crazy mother fuck runs up kicks him in his elephant nuts choke holds the trunk and bites this elephant bastard almost getting hired in the process. Do t fuck with the Jesus man.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:27:26 AM No.149510644
>>149510597
I mean Jesus is technically God so he's the OP one here
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:34:00 AM No.149511778
maori jesus
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Bro'Town was an animated series from New Zealand and every episode would start with Jesus acting like a bratty teenager while God set up the premise of the episode. They were also both depicted as being Polynesian, which is pretty funny to me. In a weird way it feels slightly more authentic to what Jesus would actually look like, since he was probably a little brown fella.