Thread 149520183 - /co/ [Archived: 64 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:11:51 PM No.149520183
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>That time Squidward joined an ethnostate
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:12:49 PM No.149520193
>>149520183 (OP)
So Squidward was Jewish?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:13:20 PM No.149520203
>>149520193
>Big nose
You tell me
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:42:10 PM No.149520546
>that time Squidward became a NEET and sissified Spongebob
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:43:34 PM No.149520561
>>149520183 (OP)
Looks like an average american suburban neighborhood to me
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:45:25 PM No.149520584
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>>149520546
And WHY aren't you in UNIFORM?!?!
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:55:34 PM No.149520710
>>149520546
I thought that was a joke but then remembered that actually did happen
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:08:53 PM No.149521631
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Squidward also sought to dismantle capitalism at one point.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:11:51 PM No.149521679
>Spongebob writers: Let's make an episode where the moral is that being in an group who behaves and thinks exactly like you would get boring after a while, and it's our different personalities that enriches our lives.
>The internet: I must make this political.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:12:56 PM No.149521694
>>149520193
Yes, and possibly gay.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:13:46 PM No.149521707
>>149521679
The author is dead and we killed him in a summary execution
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:39:55 PM No.149522094
>>149521679
I saw the part where he goes through the same routine day in and day out as well as that one episode with the background fish going through his routine of his job as a kid and got redpilled on that being the rest of my life after school. No other cartoon like The Simpsons or some other adult show has quite distilled modern life and given a kid time to reevaluate or keep such a potent idea in the back of the head. Yeah the Fight Club/Office Space anons will jump in and portray that mindset as:
>"WHAT?!? A CUSHY AIR-CONDITIONED JOB THAT PAYS ALRIGHT, SAVE ME HOLLYWOOD JEWS, I NEED TO RISK EVERYTHING FOR AN ARTISTIC PASSION OR HOLY CRUSADE!!"
Yeah that's equally dumb as well but finding out that shit was important and it was just as important to figure out to not go through a mid-life crisis that leads to an even worse life. So yeah Spongebob leading to somewhere in the middle as the end message for this episode (I vaguely recall) is the right answer.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:03:24 PM No.149522404
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>>149520183 (OP)
>>149521631
So, he's a nationalist, AND he's a socialist, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:05:23 PM No.149522444
>>149521679
I remember this one post that was something along the lines of
>this episode demonstrated to kids the inherent problem of having a singular homogenous group living in their isolated community. Thank you Stephen Hillenburg
Donโ€™t these retards realize that squidward wouldnโ€™t have been the only dissatisfied with living their if that was the writers intention?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 10:48:51 PM No.149522953
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>>149520203
>Big nose
>Terrible personality
>Goes out of his way to make things worse for others
>Always involved with (((the arts)))
>Moves into an area, makes it worse for his neighbors
>Terrible at working, actual labor
>Has two neighbors, they're everyday average Bikini Bottomican
>They try to include him in everything, he just kvetches about it
>Hates them with a demonic passion that could only be achieved by noticing they're better than you when your squike culture tells you you're Neptune's chosen.

Hmmmmm.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:09:10 PM No.149523212
>>149520546
>>149520584
>>149520710
I do wonder how he convinced him to do it
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:24:54 PM No.149523408
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>>149520183 (OP)
It is literally just a parody of a HOA neighbourhood, not an ethnostate (and yes, they are mostly racially segregated)
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:29:34 PM No.149523475
>>149523408
The modern American dream is to earn enough money to escape the effects of the Civil Rights Act.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 11:41:47 PM No.149523651
What about that time Squidward stuck his nose into the reef blower and felt a weird pleasurable sensation that he then chased as a feeling to derive from other places, leading to him in the bathroom of the Krusty Krab where after getting his nose sucked, he was confronted with the fact that a high-ranking Bikini Bottom politician was the one who did it? It was crazy what happened next...
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:19:58 AM No.149524200
>>149521694
>possibly gay
What
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:22:39 AM No.149524233
>>149522444
well it wouldn't be very interesting to watch if it was just Squidward enjoying that same routine for the remaining runtime of the episode after he moves.