In a Roger Rabbit-esque world, which /co/ characters would likely be on the Epstein client list?

>>149520551 (OP)
Bugs obviously

Pepe le Pew.

>>149520551 (OP)
Sebastian Shaw
Emma Frost
Nathaniel Essex
Tony Stark
Nick Fury

>>149520551 (OP)
Yogi, Baloo and pretty much sll thr Care Bears

>>149520551 (OP)
Tweety

>>149520551 (OP)
GUMBALL DIDN'T DIP HIMSELF

>>149520551 (OP)
Scrooge McDuck

>>149520551 (OP)
SpongeBob SquarePants. Who you think he got to clean up everything?

>>149520551 (OP)
Richie Rich, Scrooge McDuck, Mr Burns

Quagmire

>>149520551 (OP)
Pete from "Goof Troop", likely.

>>149520754
Nah, he's a Power Cuck™

>>149520703
Richie Rich would have his own island.
Scrooge McDuck would consider such shenanigans a waste of time and money.
Mr. Burns has probably been asexual all his life.

>>149520703
Why would Scrooge get involved when he can just fuck his nephews and nieces with free reign?

Captain Hero

>>149520605
Spbp

>>149520551 (OP)
Anyone with wealth and influence, since the whole point is mutual blackmail for people in power.

>>149520787
burns was in love with marge

>>149520551 (OP)
Stimpy. John K would be there too.

>>149520754
>>149520779
>hey there Jeff ol' buddy...
>came all the way out here for the big shindig. Even took my own boat to get here, heheh...
>So when does Big Pete get to take his turn into that big stripey building with all those "party favors" you brought, eh?"
>...
>I see... so, uhh.. Bill's just gonna be in there all day? Are there any--
>with all of them? Really?
>Well, uh... I guess I'll just go and sit by the pool. You let me know if anything frees up, alright?

>>149522177
Also in love with Marges mother

>>149520551 (OP)
Every Hazbin/Helluva character. No new toons get a sweetheart studio deal with companies as big as Amazon unless they're part of the secret handshake club.

>>149520551 (OP)
>implying we would even have a problem like that if lolis were real and legal

>>149523338
>implying that lolis and other illicit toons aren't DOS (dip on sight)

Rogue's subplot on x-men 97 was that Mystique brought her to Savage Land for Magneto to "help" her with her powers. He groomed her and had sex with her because he could touch her. Cartoon chronology puts her at 14 at most when this happened.
Not only Magneto would be there, he probably started his own mutant version of it.

>>149520551 (OP)
Iroh

>>149523849
>old hags create genocide campaigns on cute and funny as well as sexy characters with godly hourglass bodies
This would 100% be the situation IRL

>>149524932
>gets paid by the state to make gooners miserable
>gets to melt annoying pipsqueak anime characters
>gets to command a gang of gun-toting cartoon weasels
>gets to drive around in a vintage paddywagon while wearing a sick costume
idk anon, sounds like an awesome gig to me

>>149524932
I would pay to see a movie like that. The amount seething from the moralfags, feminists, dykes, & sjws would be biblical.

>>149524932
It's already the situation IRL. Women do absolutely everything in their power to ruin the lives of everyone hotter and/or younger than them.

>>149525766
>creating movies just to annoy a specific demographic
IDK, that isn't currently working for Hollywood very well.

>>149520658
Who did the Care Bears molest?

>>149525766
>Purposely makes a connection to jews in nazi Germany
>Hags no longer have any standing against lolis and truly beautiful women

>>149520551 (OP)
mickey mouse of course

I don't really see scrooge doing it. He's too cheap for it. He's probably into something weird like dressing as a poor person and having a woman dressed as a head mistress spit on him and tell him he a dirty little boy. Or shit, he's just into basic shit like big asses and big breasts. Something surprisingly common.

Goofy and Donald might show up and legitimately be too stupid or confused to understand that most of the girls are underage and available sexually.

I don't really see many cartoon characters as being child predators. I guess Ren from Ren and stimpy might since he is just an avatar for John's abusive childhood. Maybe random disney princeses that dated too young.

I just dont see cartoon characters getting a lot from it when they can just date 80 year old cartoons that still look the same way as they did when they were first drawn.

Now, I could see a lot of humans in animation and kids tv program being into it. Like they would use toons to gain access to the island so they can diddle kids.

>>149520551 (OP)

>>149520613
Thats Marvel, not Roger rabbit you idiot.
Mortimer Mouse.

>>149520551 (OP)
Literally everyone from Nickelodeon
Yes, even Jenny "XJ-9" Wakeman

>>149524910
UNCLE Iroh?

>>149520658
Everyone knows Yogi was diddling Boo Boo and only used Cindy as a beard

>>149520742
Him for sure

>>149527733
It it cheating if we just say Dan Schneider?

>>149520593
Daffy was trying to expose him the whole time

>>149525336
Sex with Judge Doom.

>>149520551 (OP)
Mickey and Bugs.

Bump

>>149520913
Not unless they add donkeys to the island.

>>149520551 (OP)
Hey look it's Mario!