Thread 149525017 - /co/ [Archived: 153 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:25:36 AM No.149525017
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>not the best martial artist in DC
>it's Richard Dragon

>doesn't have the best prep time
>it's Constantine

>isn't actually the richest
>it's Aquaman

>isn't the best detective
>it's Detective chimp

>isn't the intellectually smartest
>that's Luthor

>doesn't have the best tech
>it's Mr. Terrific

>doesn't have the strongest willpower
>it's Hal Jordan

>isn't the best and most inspiring human leader
>it's Dick

Batbros... are we frauds?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:30:08 AM No.149525077
>>149525017 (OP)
>>isn't the best and most inspiring human leader
>>it's Dick
Ehh
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:05 AM No.149525110
Batman - Mine Are Bigger Than Yours
Batman - Mine Are Bigger Than Yours
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>>149525017 (OP)
>though not the best in everything, batman is one of the best in everything while everyone else is only good in some things
Also there is something he's the undisputed best at. He's the most popular character in DC.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:35 AM No.149525116
>>149525017 (OP)
But none of them bring it all together, do they?
That's why Batman beats them all.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:03 AM No.149525192
>>149525017 (OP)
He’s the best hypocrite.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:08 AM No.149525236
>>149525017 (OP)
Constantine doesn't have prep time, his MO is to fly by the seat of his pants until something works or to throw out sacrificial lambs until he has enough room to figure something out.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:09 AM No.149525319
>>149525017 (OP)
>not the best martial artist in DC
>it's Cassandra Cain
>doesn't have the best prep time
>it's Tim Drake
>isn't the best detective
>it's Tim Drake
>isn't the intellectually smartest
>that's Tim Drake
fixed for best batgirl and world's greatest robin (tm)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:27 AM No.149525370
>>149525236
This also sounds like Hal who just wings it and destroys everything with willpower.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:05:47 AM No.149525620
>>149525370
If you go back and read Hellblazer John is very rarely in control of a situation and can often spend entire runs on the backfoot.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:26 AM No.149525735
>>149525017 (OP)
>>isn't the best detective
>>it's Detective chimp
What? No.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:37 AM No.149525990
>>149525620
No I remember. That was like 4/5 of the Delano arcs.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:14 AM No.149526257
batman more intelligent than lex
batman more intelligent than lex
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>>149525017 (OP)
>isn't the intellectually smartest
>that's Luthor
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:44:33 AM No.149526314
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>>149525017 (OP)

The expectation that Bruce Wayne should be the best in the world at everything when he's literally just some rich guy who "trained hard" has always been fanboy nonsense to me. Batman should not outperform the actual minmaxed experts in their own fields of expertise.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:45:37 AM No.149526332
>>149526257
This is bullshit and you know it. Lex is canonically smarter than Bruce. Hell, he doesn't even make top 5
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:47:25 AM No.149526361
>>149526332
You tell that to DC and their writers.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:50:53 AM No.149526424
>>149525017 (OP)
>doesn't have the best prep time
>it's Constantine
John sets up and later exploits more than he prepares anything.
>isn't the intellectually smartest
>that's Luthor
I think it's probably some inhuman figure, like Hammond.
>are we frauds?
Batman will get put over anyway, so it depends on how much you put into the masquerade of superhero stories.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:24:32 AM No.149526875
>>149525319
Tim Drake should bed put on estrogen pills and turned into a battle heroine.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:26:14 AM No.149526900
>>149525017 (OP)
>>doesn't have the best prep time
>>it's Constantine
hes a conman, of course hes gonna be 5 steps ahead. thats how conmen fucking work you dolt. MISDIRECTION