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>>149525452 (OP)
No Malkovich and his monkeys?

>>149525452 (OP)
Anything?

>>149525507
Malkovich no, but Red Ghost appears in a cartoon. Monkeys yes, for a brief moment

>>149525510
What'd you wanna know

>>149525452 (OP)
It was say that again

>>149525452 (OP)
Is it woker than superman?

>>149526234
1) Mindbroken
2) It's probably the least "woke" thing they've released in a while

>>149525452 (OP)
Fuck it, overall thoughts,
It was decent, and definetively the best FF film we've gotten. There's some pacing issues and the villains feel wasted, but it knows it's main focus is developing the family dynamic. Each character is pretty well translated from the page and you buy them as a family, and all the actors do a good job. I also liked how more "sci-fi" it felt compared to the average cbm.
Nothing extraordinary, but well made, and yeah you'll specially like it if you're an FF fan.

Probably a 6-7/10, a more firm rating would depend on second watching.

>>149526681
>definetively the best FF film we've gotten
That's a high bar.

>>149526714
Gotta start somewhere

>>149526681
As a huge FF fan I'm overwhelmed at how good it was.

Why was Galactus so small?

He looks like a tall midget

>>149526786
I enoyed it a lot too. You can tell they did care to make this one right

>>149526816
He's depiceted as a bit bigger than a skycraper, which is also the case in the comics. He causes a bit of a flood, and the third act is him giving a kaiju walk over NY.

>>149526681
>>149526274
>>149526786
Huh, I may consider it then. My sister invited me and I turned it down, expect a 1-4 level slop. Kinda regret it now, I'm willing to put up with a 6-7, especially since I was a big FF fan as a kid. No joke, Sue Storm was my first waifu.

Also, Do we get a lotta sexy shots of female Surfer?

>>149526839
Yeah. They didn't make it as just another MCU movie. It's unapologetically a work of reverence. It feels straight out of the pages of a Lee-Kirby issue of tbe FF. And loved the dedication to Jack at the end with his quote.

>>149526870
In those same lines, probably the biggest smile it got from me was the Jack and Stan cameo

>>149526862
Yes, the whole reason she's female is just so Johnny would want to bang her. There's a running gag throughout the movie where he's worried if the surfboard is part of her body or not for obvious reasons

>>149526862
She's attractive in a tsundere kind of way and Johhny naturally gets the hots for her

>>149526933
>>149526937
Ok, you have convinced me.

This one's as close as I've seen a movie get to the Raimi Spidey movies. If you know the FF it's incredibly enjoyable. I don't care about MCU slop these days and I almost don't even wanna see these characters interact with the rest of the MCU, specially at its current state. They're perfect as is. Would love for a sequel featuring Doom but whatever.

>>149527110
Pretty much felt the same. My interest came from being an FF fan, not for it being attached to the MCU. Another stong point is that it's one of the most standalone films in the franchise; there's really nothing you have to see prior, and stands completely on his own. Once they inevitably fold the characters into the main timeline it'll probably be a bummer since a lot of the charm of the film comes from it's retrofuture setting.

IS SUE EVER MISANDRIST?
DOES SHE EMASCULATE OR DEGRADE REED OR JOHNNY?

>>149527206
grow up

>>149527217
Maturity doesn't mean you will tolerate evil abuse when it comes from women that is deranged.

>>149527206
No. Sue gets annoyed at Reeds' autism though like in the comics. Reed is very much the leader.

>>149525452 (OP)
Are you gay?

>>149527281
I'm sexually attracted to Pufferfish

>>149527268
About Reed's autism, I really liked how they didn't shy away from it. While never outright stated, it's more than obvious that's what they went for. Him saying to Franklin how he wishes he won't be like his father since he believes to be something wrong with him really got me.

>>149526234
>woker

you people are insufferable

>>149527324
*wrong with himself

>>149526274
>>149527326
>Playing dumb
Liberals are so weird

>>149527349
Are the liberals here in the room with us

>>149527324
yeah, I felt sorry for him. He knows something's wrong when it comes to how he interacts with people but there's not much he can do. He straight up only thinks with logic and reasoning and doesn't consider other factors most of the time like emotions. It was a nice touch how he also lies about it and Sue sees straight through it every time.

>>149527375
No it's a thread on the internet

>>149525452 (OP)
>AMA
I actually do not give one fuck about this film, so I have nothing to ask you.

>>149527416
>Coming into a thread solely to whine
You aren't special.

>>149525452 (OP)
How strong is Ben? And how does he have a beard?

>>149527444
As strong as he was in the lee-kirby run. He's capable of growing a beard like any person but he usually shaves it with a grinder. When Reed needs energy for his earth teleportation machine he can't shave anymore, then johnny says he looks good with a beard so he keeps it

Did Ben's teacher girlfriend make the cut?

>>149527553
Yes

>>149527444
Wouldn't really know how to measure it, but some of his feats include pulling an industrial boat, lifting some sort of carne to punch Galactus, and actually smacking SS with a blow.
During the final act, the FF lead the construction of several teleporting devices around the planet, but the energy intake is so large that the entire world has to shut down to save energy. Ben's shave gets halted during one of the shut downs, and Johnny says the beard>>149527444
could look good on him, so he let's it grow during the rest of the film.

>>149527574
*crane

Good thing that synergy has given us female Silver Surfer,

>>149525452 (OP)
What Mole Man role in the movie?

>>149525452 (OP)
How much action?

>>149527622
Like a there minutes role in total. He's on speaking terms with the team and the world as the recognized leader of Subterranea, altough he has a hate boner for Reed. He let's the popularion of NY to take refugee in his kingdom during Galactus' attack.

>>149525452 (OP)
Why?

Does Reed do any morally questionable stuff?

>>149527654
A bit light on it. The only real big fight is the climax, altough the middle act has a great space chase sequence. The original opening was an action scene against Red Ghost, but got cut and refitted into a slopilly edited montage.

>>149527681
Not outright, but a big point of contention comes when Sue realizes that he has at least pondered over handing Franklin over to Galactus, even if he mentions he wouldn't go along with it

>>149527664
*three minutes role

>>149525452 (OP)
still can't believe that overused commie wetback pedro was casted as reed goddamn richards - a well-groomed, straight-laced White guy.
couldn't even be assed to have the spic shave his face or put give him a pipe to smoke.

>>149525452 (OP)
Is it worth a 60 minutes bus ride to the fancy theater or a 10 minute ride to the shitty theater?

>>149525452 (OP)
Is Natasha Lyons Ben gf or another character?

>>149527884
just wait for it to come to streaming in 3 months

>>149527899
Yes, she's an original character named Rachael Rozmanz who flirts with Ben through the film. Altough she has some similarities with Ben's gf from Millar's run, given their both school teachers.

>>149525452 (OP)
You think normies will like it or is it too out there?

>>149527664
Too bad they cut his subplot with Sue.

>>149526274
>the least "woke" thing they've released in a while
>men are fagaloons, pansies, or useless
>girlboss!!!!

>>149527981
I think it'll do alright. The plot is simple enough and easy to follow, with the banter of the characters as the real selling point. It also eschews anything that would draw controversy, from deliberately trolling the audience to any overtly social commentary.

>>149528044
The bar is so low that it's considered "non-woke" if they don't have some scene blatantly pandering to feminists/fags/minorities.

>>149525452 (OP)
Was Disney ragebaiting when they said that Johnny wouldn't be a creep and Sue would be the leader?

>>149528044
>Tell me you haven't seen it without telling me you haven't seen it

>>149528082
Pretty much. Johnny still jokes around, just doesn't overplay it like Evans' version.

>>149525452 (OP)
Any surprise appearances, mentions or cameos?

>>149528082
Why would Johnny not being a creep cause outrage?

>>149525452 (OP)
Does she surfer die?

>>149527993
Out of the info given by previous test screenings, some of the cut content is:
>Original opening with Red Ghost
>Reed investigating the multiverse on his own (there's almost no mention of the multiverse in the entire film)
>Protestors storming the Baxter Building, trashing H.E.R.B.I.E in the process

>>149528182
>Protestors storming the Baxter Building, trashing H.E.R.B.I.E in the process

That's the subplot the other anon was talking about. I reckon Sue was supposed to hide out with Ben's gf and they'd hide Franklin in Subterranea while they built the teleporters.

>>149526681
Why is Johnny so fucking creepy, and why does he look like a dang Prometheus droid?

>>149528125
Mentions : Mad Thinker, Wizard, Puppet Master, Diablo. Some of these, alongside Dragon Man, appear in the in-universe FF cartoon. They also delve a bit into Franklin Storm

Cameos: The Roger Corman FF, Giganto, Young Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Doom.

>>149528182
>>Reed investigating the multiverse on his own (there's almost no mention of the multiverse in the entire film)
Probably for the best. People are sick of "muh multiverse" bullshit

>>149528148
Left ambiguous. She throws Galactus into the teleporter and goes along with him, with Reed mentioning earlier they'll get stranded at the far reaches of the universe without their ship

>>149528273
>People are sick of "muh multiverse" bullshit

/co/ keeps saying this yet all of Marvel's Multiverse projects are their biggest post-Endgame hits.

ngtl I'm kinda sad that the Silver Surfer was turned into a woman, a love interest for Johnny, and then used to eliminate/drive away Galactus, just like that FF movie in 2007.
Hopefully we'll see the real Norrin in the future.

>>149528340
I think only Deadpool was a multiverse movie

>>149528340
Besides Deadpool and Dr. Strange, what other movies deal with the multiverse as a main issue? The Marvels was a team up movie more focused on space than multiverse and the whole thing with Monica was a post credit scene, same with Thunderbolts. Eternals, Black Panther 2, GotG 3, Thor: L&T and Captain Falcon were not multiverse related.

>>149528376
She's pretty underveloped so in a way i'm ok with they not going with Norrin this time. It would've been a disservice to the character.

>>149528437
No Way Home made people stop caring about Covid only so they could see Andrew and Tobey

>>149528384
>>149528437
What about Spider-Man: No Way Home?

>>149525452 (OP)
is Galactus a jobber?

>>149528459
>>149528462
I forgot NWH was post-Endgame

>>149526681
>>149526786
Shill posts.

>>149528340
But people went to see NWH and Deadpool/Wolverine because the crossovers. If they were multiverse plots without that draw (like it would have been in F4), then it would just be an eye roll.

>>149528474
He puts up a good fight, and It's only really challenged once Sue goes full Momma bear. Even then he manages to get out of the teleporter, and is only defeated when SS betrays him. Wheater he survives or not is left ambiguous.

>AMA
Bruh, there's a camrip thread on /tv/.

>>149528567
>"But we're not on /tv/, are we?"

Does Galactus display any godlike powers or is he simply just a big guy?

>FEAR THE POWER OF THE MOLE!!

>>149528630
The film visualizes the power cosmic as if he can fucking scan reality with his eyes. It's kind of confusing, but he also handwaves directly into Sue's womb sending her straight into labor while she was fine before, so I took it that he literally warped reality to accelerate Franklin's birth. There's also a bit of telekinisis.

>>149525452 (OP)
How many sex scenes?

>>149526681
Shill.

>>149528715
I understand they have to nerf Galactus but seeing him fire cosmic bolts, transmuting matter, or teleporting should have been done. The limiter could have been "He exerts himself each time he uses his power, and he needs to feed. So he's carefully choosing what to do"

Does my boy the Thing talk about his sweet Aunt Petunia? Does he actually say its clobberin time or do they just make fun of it like in the trailers? Is he called the everlovin blue eyed Thing? Does he beef with the Yancy Street Gang? How good is my boy treated?

>>149525452 (OP)
Do japs even watch capeshit?

>>149527948
Imagine having the PERFECT waifu for your film and just not using her. What drives men to such poor decisions?

does Surfer do any cool shit like the 2nd film?

>>149528497
People can enjoy things you don’t, you know?

>>149529288
Enjoying things is for shills. You have to hate everything.

>>149528668
Why does he wear that mask?

>>149529329
Fuck off retard

>>149528291
A super hot naked silver lady and a large manly giant with large cock and hunger. Next time we see than female SS is probably pregnant with his baby and her body cover in his cosmic cum

>>149526933
>>149526937
Why not just use Nova?

>>149529509
Becauseit would get confusing when the other Nova makes his debut

>>149529980
That Nova is never happening.

>>149530029
Why Feige hates Nova so much?

>>149530038
Your choices are a man literally named DICK RIDER or a teen character that isn't really popular to start with but also would have to fight an uphill battle since all these various teen heroes are being hard rejected by fans.

>>149530075
>Your choices are a man literally named DICK RIDER
They could call him Rich Rider

>>149530089
It wouldn't stop the endless clickbait article associating the character with his actual name. Its just bad press. Nova isn't ever going to hit the MCU or mainstream.