It's come to my attention that Ctrl+Alt+Del still exists. Here is the most recent comic.

>>149527031 (OP)
>sends dick pics to an 8 year old
>gets away with it

How?

>>149527116
Wait what?

>>149527116
He what?

>>149527116
>8 year old
I had thought she was 14 or something? It's still fucked up, but I swear she was a teen. Still, arrest Tim Fagley.

>>149527031 (OP)
>Back wall obvious clipart he copied from god knows where doesn't look like any bar on the planet
>Grey and blue shirt guys on either side have exact same pose in panels 1 and 3 but at different heights relative to the bar?
>Ethan's hair so bright on top it looks white or maybe this room has spotlights on the ceiling or something
>NICO-OOHHHH???
>Dialog generally shit
>The bartender in panel 4 seems to be behind the bar but is standing in front of the beer taps that are in panels 1 and 3 (also he appears to be standing way too close to them)
>What in the actual fuck is going on with the pants on the guy on the left is B^U using AI to draw now?
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed but remember this guy gets more email in an hour than you do in a month.

>>149527031 (OP)
Best part is knowing that this shitty comic in particular is one of several he made to split up the Gamer Comic™ content and the Ethan storyline into a "whenever it gets to it" unfunny comic and an unfunny superhero comic. Yes, really, Ctrl Alt Del moonlights as a superhero comic on occasion. I doubt anyone would have fucking expected that back when Loss.jpg actually fucking shocked anyone instead of being the sole reason this comic is remembered.

>>149527031 (OP)
whats the thing in this comic? the blonde is a bully that went tranny?

>>149529314
I assume it's a tinder date that kept her height a secret

>>149528952
Don't forget he made the friend gay.

>>149527031 (OP)
Why does Questionable Content still get threads and this doesn't? They are best forgotten, but QC gets daily threads, has dedicated paypig simps, and has plenty of porn art while being just as horrid.

>>149529415
i remember one of the sitcom shenanigans was that he dated a fat girl, but she was secretly wearing a fat suit, to test dates that they weren't judging her based on her looks (??? or something)

>>149529428
QC is fun in how bad it is and occasionally horny. People used to like the comic too. None of that applies to Ctrl Alt Del. Also the comic rebooted. That kills interest instantly.

>>149529453
>QC is fun in how bad it is and occasionally horny.
Nah, it's some mentally-ill sunk cost fallacy shit. Making fun of something every day for over a decade is not sane in any way.

>>149527455
The details are fuzzy at this point. All the rumors report a different age for the girl. Generally it's said to have been somewhere between 12-17 years. Since the exact details got scrubbed from the internet early on, it's hard to prove anything for certain today.

IMO the most interesting thing about modern CAD is that Buckley's no longer the edgelord that people remember him as. He did the same thing as the Penny Arcade guys; got married, had kids and lost some of his bite. Also, apparently he now has greying hair and a moustache.

>>149529959
>the exact details got scrubbed from the internet
i mean i've seen the picture more than i care to. apparently she was a user on the forum? whatever was deleted, HOW did people find out she was underage? randoms have the photo, but not a snippet of the chat logs or a screenshot of the forum post?

>>149529959
>apparently he now has greying hair and a moustache.

huh.

>>149529808
>Making fun of something every day for over a decade is not sane in any way.
Bro that's most of the threads on this site. You probably participate in those very threads all the time.

>>149530053
The photo exists as proof that some kind of an incident did happen. Apparently it took place on CAD's own message boards. It's said that Buckley clamped down on the discussion with mass bannings and ultimately the lockdown of the entire forum.
But I've never seen screencaps that provide concrete evidence of what happened. Everything beyond the dickpic is hearsay. It can't be proven, and it can easily end up distorted in re-tellings (see: anon claiming that the girl was 8 years old).

>>149530132
Not me.

>>149530067
Honestly that's better than his classic 2000's look

>>149530243
yeah the V for Vendetta thing is goofy, but honestly it suits him more than the 00s long gamer guy hair.

>>149527031 (OP)
Oh my god, the panels are VERTICAL now!! Outrageous!!

>>149527031 (OP)
I wish tall girls that took charge were a thing in real life

>>149530067
christ he looks like he tends bar after his barista job

>>149527031 (OP)
wow ethan's got some joker vibes going now huh

>>149528866
Funny to think this is still a step up from the B^U days and yet it still feels sterile and amateur.

>>149531402
i prefer the B^U to the multiple angles. it's fine, not too upset someone is copy-pasting for a webcomic. hell there were good sprite comics (Kid Radd used original fictional game sprites, it was great).

my problem is the backgrounds. just blurring a photo? lame.

>>149527031 (OP)
>It's come to my attention that Ctrl+Alt+Del still exists.
But did you really have to burden the rest of us with this knowledge?

>>149527031 (OP)
The woman is so tall and broad. Is she meant to be transgender? I don't want to read the comic and find out.

It's come to my attention that the main characters are now superheroes(??) or some horseshit. They're the same characters from when the comic was just about people sitting on a couch playing nintendo or whatever, but now they're superheroes.

>>149533244
What the fuck is this nonsense?

>GUNS KILL PEOPLE!
>SO I MUST KILL VIDEO GAME STORE OWNERS!

That seems like a really retarded plot for superpowered characters to go through.
Why doesn't he go after guns?

>>149533330
I'm just trying to figure out who is the audience for this stuff. Like, what do people who like this think of it? "Wow, the action is so exciting!" "I love the characters, I really identify with them." "The themes are so complex! It's like the spiritual successor to 'Watchmen'!" Or what? I just don't get it. I can't put myself in the shoes of someone who likes this.

>>149531768
Sorry.

>>149527031 (OP)
Why did he break up with Lilah

>>149527031 (OP)
let me guess, she is wearing high heels

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>>149529959
And that's why I will never ever have a family. I value my loyalty to my ideals too much. I do not want to be compromised.

"Manipulative. I could have discern what they wanted me to feel and valiantly refused, or (if it were executed especially well) felt a version of it which might bave been similar in color or shape. I would feel it in deference to their craft.

That's not really how it works now. Children carve something out of you, a place for themselves; people can twist the knife in that spot, and it just bleeds and bleeds."

I took the time to find it. I was almost a father at one point. Never again.

>>149534189
Who hurt you? I am being serious, you seem not alright. I am okay with people not being a father, but you make being a faher out to be a great sin

>>149527116
HUH???

>>149534189
Tycho and Buckley have described the impact of parenthood in an eerily similar way. Tycho said that "children carve something out of you", while Buckley said it's like "[taking] a piece of our heart out of our chests".

Having children means both gaining and losing something. You lose things like time, energy and money. You gain new perspective and purpose. The losses are frustrating for anyone who values his personal freedom. People with high ambitions will find it particularly hard to juggle both a career and a family without one of them suffering.

Personally, I hit a point where life without a family felt empty. I was aware that having a kid would mean facing all sorts of unknown challenges for the next 18 years and even beyond that. But the idea of remaining childless to the end of my life felt far more distressing than the idea of confronting the perils of parenthood.

>>149527116
No one pays enough attention to him nowadays for his legal troubles to make headlines. Dude is WASHED