You're locked in a room for 24 hours with Jinx. How do you avoid dying in a pool of your own blood?

Say I'm gonna die in a pool of my own blood. I would 'jinx' it.

>>149530533 (OP)
Pretty easily? She isn't a serial killer who just murders random people.

>>149530533 (OP)
Give her attention and care.
I'll have a wife by the end, possibly a widow

>>149530554
>She isn't a serial killer who murders random people
ENTER SEASON 1 JINX

>>149530533 (OP)
>be a yordle
>she spends the entire 24 hours slurping on your dick

>>149530979
Jinx is NOT a furry

>>149530533 (OP)
Seggs. Benis in bagina.

Take my meds

Im a average male so i could just overpower and correct her

>>149530533 (OP)
>hey, you wanna fuck?

>>149531503
She has league super solider serum inside her veins. She literally 1v1s people with bullshit hextech gear

>>149530533 (OP)
Who keeps making Jinx threads? There's been one every day for the past week.

>>149531502
True. Jinx can only exist in our imagination. She's too perfect for this world.

>>149531563
All me. I am obsessed with her hard. It's ruining my life. Send help. I can't escape.

>>149531507
>>149531500
Jinx is for handhold, marriage and sex for the purposes of recreation. Not a quick fuck.

>>149531507
>>149531500
>You sure anon? Everyone gets close to me dies

>>149530533 (OP)
Offer to lick the sweat and filth off her feet

>>149530533 (OP)
>Jinx is a fictional character
>in order to be locked in a room with her, I must become a fictional character
>become shy mute shota

>>149530554
>Kills 6 policemen by larping as a trapped girl
>Blows up a bridge for God knows why
>9/11s a council meeting

As long as you aren't a filthy piltie, you'll be fine. Annoyed by her ranting, but fine.

>>149530533 (OP)
i hide in the bush and press Q when she tries to check it

>>149533625
>Annoyed by her ranting
But everything she says is so cute. Like when she killed all those people