Thread 149531914

I really want a girlfriend with the personality and appearance of Emberlynn Pinkle

>>149531914 (OP)
A girl with the personality and appearance of Emberlynn Pinkle wouldn't want you

>>149531914 (OP)
Try college

>>149531919
Why not? she's friendless, socially inept, a loser, a pervert, fat, low confidence girl that's easy to impress

>>149531914 (OP)
Emberlynn and Mimzy show that Vizie should stick with short curvy girls cause it's better then her other trash designs with the few highlights being mean owl milf or rose Karen strawman.

>>149531929
Dang. I fit all of that but you don't mention ugly. Guys complain about women having high standards while being insulted at the sight of a woman who isn't cute or sexy and saying it's DEI woke feminism whenever ugly women are in any media. I remember being on a porn site and seeing an ad about ugly women and it was just a bombshell blonde wearing glasses. Men grow up with that stuff, meanwhile I was never socialised to care about chins or bones or whatever because I lived on my PC masturbating to unrealistic cartoons and developing face blindness. I only care about whether a guy is truly nice and loves me, whereas men always meme on the idea of liking a girl for her personality.

>>149532571
You know the rules

>>149532571
>Guys complain about women having high standards
Id insult more men if it didnt risk a level 3 chimpout
Imagine being a bald doughball and doing nothing to fix it

>>149531929
>that's easy to impress
She's really not. Girls like her are actually more picky than normal girls. They specifically want to indulge in their specific fetishes, normal relationships don't interest them. Why should she fuck you, when she can fuck her bad dragon monster dildo while reading monsterfucker smut? You offer her nothing.

On the subject of human women and Helluva Boss why has no one who looks like this cosplayed Agent Two? All I see are fat white chicks in dollar store blonde wigs.

>>149531914 (OP)
There's tons of girls out there like this. You just have to become basically a tumblr sexyman to make it work it's the only way OP.

>>149533726
You don't need to be a Tumblr sexy man to meet fat anime girls, all you have to do is go outside and get your life together a little tiny tiny bit, you got to put yourself out there man you got to have a little money like a job take a shower this is like basic human stuff I got this place is starting to really bother me in the summertime because all we have is a bunch of depressed little kids who have no idea what the world is and they're only idea of social interactions from cartoons and anime.

>>149531929
You don't have a bad dragon dick

>>149534414
Does this mean she canonically becomes a stripper in hell?

>>149531914 (OP)
I had an Emberlynn but she didn't love me, she loved my fursona.

>>149534478
Got to make money somehow

>>149531929
So you admit you just want a relationship on easy mode then?

>>149534478
Doesn't seem too upset by it, probably lets various big dicked monster dudes fuck her as well.

>>149534504
This but she wanted my Trollsona.

>>149531914 (OP)
Well anon you came to the right place, take your pickings: /co/mblr. We've got landwhales here of all varieties.


>>149531929
>she's friendless, socially inept, a loser, a pervert, fat,
AND THAT"S WH SHE'S FRIENDLESS AND SOCIALLY INEPT YOU MORON.

SHE"S NOT EASY PICKINGS. SHE"S LONELY FOR A REASON. SHE'S HIGH MAINTENANCE.
SOCIALLY INEPT NERDS ARE HIGH MAINTENANCE, IT SAYS RIGHT THERE "SOCIALLY INEPT"
And trust me what they lack on confidence they make up through delusions of grandeur.
Their inability to go to /fit/ matches their inability to be responsible, open minded and sociable and humble.

>>149534414
>>149534508
>Hooves
>No kitty paws

YOU HAD ONE JOB VIVIENNE

>>149533889
>ESL trying to tell summerniggers to touch grass

>>149534504
>>149534590
That's why your sona has to be literally you

>>149534579
Well of course she'd love it

Big monster dick is heaven for her.

>>149534687
He WAS me just gray with five horns.

>>149534722
Yeah, hard cold inflexible hooves. Not warm squish toe beans.

>>149531914 (OP)
Here's your weeaboo gf bro

>>149534747
Get some horns

>>149534687
I'll tell you what I told her. I'm not getting the surgery.

Somebody going to tell her there's no anime in Hell?

>>149532627
ESL-Kuns like >>149533889 are probsbly dirty and stinky enough to where she'll want to fuck them. A lot of these gorls wanted to be degraded and treated like trash which a lot of ESLs were literally bred for.

>>149534860
Anime is hell

>>149534876
This one has a face but she's a butterface so I just cropped it

>>149534860
Demons cross over all the time

She could probably get some deal going on top get it.

>>149534905
If it is, then this is purgatory.

And here we have /co/ being Tumblr as usual after Tumblr banned porn and every perverted fatlard woman jumped on Twitter for male attention and jackint it off to gay men they'll never have and getting arrested for stalking 10 year old boys.

>>149534942
I can only picture her disgust when she asks where are all the anime conversations and all she gets is a dirty looking furry going
>What the fucking shit fuck is that? We got orgies, you dumbfuck.

I literally want her but also ugly, like kinda uglycute. Literally built for plapping.

A whole afterlife of monster dick?

>>149532618
But enough about you.
>>149534982
Yup. Women and "women" need to leave 4chan.

>>149534676
And you are correct, still doesn't change the fact that these people really need to get outside and deal with their real lives at some point. Unless you're like a tech millionaire these guys just seem to be going downhill sadly and depressively. Here all the time and all the sudden of these sad fat man are on here crying about not laid and how women are magical creatures from The 5th dimension. They just seemed very depressed and pointless people. Only want to do is cry over imaginary characters.they have nothing to say but I'm sad girls are scary

>>149531914 (OP)
fat ugly tranny
>>149532571
>I fit all of that
TITS or GTFO there are no girls on the internet

>>149531914 (OP)
She'd leave you for her husbando

someday, she is going to wake up in her destitute apartment, wondering to herself, "why do i still feel like shit? I have all the monster dick and fetish fuel I could've ever wanted!", and she'll never understand why.
a tragedy that nobody could've stopped, what a shame.

>>149535739
>Realizes that now she is a demon
>So sex with demons is boring
>Begins her quest to have sex with an angel
>The more biblically accurate the better

>>149535761
>you sex the angels so hard it becomes numb to the sensation
>you are now back to square one
this is a question she cannot escape, anon

>>149535787
>minor spelling mistake
its actually over

Who would win,
Niffty, or Ember?

>>149535787
But the thing is she'd have to find a way to get to heaven which'd mean either

>Going to Charlie's Hotel or other redemption methods
>Heavy occult study

Both of which by their very nature would make her less coombrained even if she'd begin those paths solely for angel sexo.

>>149531929
These women are all Chad only now chud.
>>149532571
Now post a non rich ugly man dating a super model I'll wait.

>>149535739
She was a girlfailure

It will take about 500 years for her to realise anything

>>149536017
OR she'll camp in the angel threads on hellchan and schlick it to the thought of fucking an angel
and thus the spiral continues

>>149536027
This post unironically gives me hope

>>149532571
>Guy likes a girl for her personality instead of looks.
>"I don't want to ruin our friendship bro"
Is an never ending battle for the beta.

>>149531914 (OP)
no you don't.
t. had a fat, emo, weeb latina gf.

>>149537227
Hope as a woman or hope as a Chad fatfag?
Actually scratch that don't answer, I hate both groups so I don't give a shit, fuck Chads fuck women, and fuck you in specific.

>>149537561
What was it like to plap the brap?

>>149537593
He hopes to be with you.

>>149531914 (OP)
The definition of a 10/10 pump-and-dump but a 0/10 wife

>>149536039
>It will take about 500 years for her to realise anything
lmao, look at the bitch, shes not making it through the first extermination

>>149539177
Do you think angels ever take sinners as like sex slaves. Because I'd like to imagine that for emberlynn.

>>149535739
Someone get Rod Serling on the phone! I have an episode of the Twilight Zone I want to pitch!

>>149539222
Can you enslave the willing?

>>149539222
nope, they are disgusted by them

>>149538310
No he doesn't gay men are Chad only.

>>149539263
It's easier than enslaving those that resist.

>>149532571
>woman is upset by even the implication that looks matter
There is literally nothing wrong with desiring a partner who looks good to you. Stop claiming men are shallow for having literally any aesthetic standards.

>>149539177
They'll take one look at her and decide she isn't worth the energy.
>"Maybe you'll find an angelic knife and off yourself someday. I would too if I were you, I get it."
>The exterminator slowly shakes their head.
>"What a shame."