this guy was so lonely that he created a wife made of candy

>>149533448 (OP)
Honestly? Based. At least it won't taste awful going down on her.

> He sells candy
> He made a candy wife

If he into cannibalism?

>>149533448 (OP)
https://youtu.be/gtOV7bp-gys?si=LC9hqDuhZ8qsiDlg

>>149533448 (OP)
Now that the dust has settled: was she alive or not?

>>149533772
No, it's more of she eating herself than she eating other candy people

>>149533795
>SAY MY FUCKING NAME YOU CHUDS

>>149533448 (OP)
I wonder if he ever ate her out

>>149533448 (OP)
So he made a sweetheart from the ground-up?

yeah and he still got cucked all the time by the two-timing bitch

>>149533807
She just doesn’t want them to know shes from Candied Island she’d never hear the end of it

>>149533740
>Mint flavored pussy
>Gummy interior
>Jelly bean clitoris
>Chewing gum labia

>>149533448 (OP)
The best girls are always candy girls.

Candy wife was probably a better female rep than the statue of Liberty.

I remember when /co/ would joke/theorize its his wife after he killed her, and covered her skeleton in candy.

>>149537234
>not even Flapjack could avoid lore theorists

>>149536763
>The jolly rancher is actually a jolly rancher

>>149533448 (OP)

Candy wife moves and sometimes speaks.
Explain this.

>>149537234
More disturbing stuff has happened in the show. Now shut it, Boco.

>>149537412
>>149537234
What do expect people to talk about when the show itself doesn't have anything else to talk about?

>>149538081
Possessed statue, >>149537234 is probably right.

>>149539339
There's plenty of creepy shit but most of it only appeared once, not leaving much of an impression.

>>149533448 (OP)
Candywife was extremely hot

>>149539750

>>149533448 (OP)
What's up with those gums tho?

Candy wife

>>149540945
Considering the nautical theming of the show, he probably has scurvy. Gingivitis is a common symptom of scurvy.

>>149535553
CARLOS

>>149535538
FLAPJACK

I remember she's implied to be sentient/moves when no one is looking, like Plank from ed edd & eddy
there was an episode where k'nuckles kidnaps her to elope with her, but he brings her back with a giant red hand print on his face

>when you see it

>>149536763

What went si right with Flapjack? It felt like the opposite of those shitty Canadian cartoons that were put in the network at the time and despite a lot of people calling it a SpongeBob ripoff it was WAY better than SpongeBob at the time
I wish it got more seasons but i'm not sure how they would look like with half of the core cast leaving around 2010

>>149540976
I hate Netflix

>>149533448 (OP)
Canonically speaking, his wife would be made out of booze. Since the "candy" the characters intake at the bar is supposed to be alcohool

>>149545100
We do have chocolates with liquor, jelly shots, and gummies that have been soaked in vodka.

>>149536763
I don't think mint is the right choice for pussy taste.

>>149533448 (OP)
sounds like the average anon on /co/

>>149546211
>this guy was so lonely that he spammed the drawthread with his request for a wife made of candy

>>149533772
Do you think eating meat is cannibalism

>>149533448 (OP)
reminds me of the guy who made asally acorn

The way they treat candy, it's more like a wife made of empty bottles and needles. The show is about junkies and children born to junky mothers looking for the next fix while managing their delusions. I loved how ugly and dark the animation went.