Thread 149535697 - /co/ [Archived: 20 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:18:13 PM No.149535697
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>I got a cute face, chubby waist / Thick legs, in shape / Rump shakin', both ways / Make you do a double take

What did they mean by this song choice in the Hoppers teaser, the Missy Elliott song?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:25:03 PM No.149535814
It was a funny pop song the editor for the trailer thought would be a good fit.

Don't read too much into it.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:12:35 PM No.149536527
You vill fuck ze asian beaver, goy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:43:52 PM No.149536995
why does this movie seem unappealing to me?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:47:10 PM No.149537040
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>>149535697 (OP)
Get you freak on is a better song
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Ice Bear
7/24/2025, 9:03:31 PM No.149537302
>>149536995
Ice Bear thinks you have personal problems
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:04:55 PM No.149537319
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>>149535697 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:05:33 PM No.149537330
>>149535697 (OP)
If you thought Elio was a big bomb, you haven't seen anything yet
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Ice Bear
7/24/2025, 9:06:37 PM No.149537348
>>149537330
Ice Bear thinks you're gonna be very wrong
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:32:07 PM No.149537780
>>149537302
>>149537348
I'm going to turn Ice Bear into a nice arctic stew.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:41:28 PM No.149537909
meh, it seems like it'll at least be better than elio and turning red... not a high bar, i know, but it's something
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:05:39 PM No.149538313
>>149535814
>Planet Rocker, show stopper / Flow proper, head knocker / Beat scholar, tail dropper / Do my thang, motherfuckers
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:22:03 PM No.149538638
>>149537780
be careful about that, arctic animal meat can cause hypervitaminosis
Anonyrnous
7/24/2025, 11:21:51 PM No.149539730
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>>149535697 (OP)
If this is your attempt at making Hoppers the next "controversial Pixar flick" after that padna movie, you're gonna have to get a lot more creative.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:29:18 PM No.149539866
elio
elio
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>>149535697 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETVi5_cnnaE
>I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars / On a collision course / I am a satellite, I'm out of control / I am a sex machine, ready to reload / Like an atom bomb / About to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
Did they really thought it would be a good idea to put a Queen song in a trailer for a movie about a closeted gay boy and his tapeworm friend?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:31:20 PM No.149539895
I think it's time for a Mr. Chu's Nostalgia fap
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:11:30 AM No.149540579
>>149535697 (OP)
>>149537319
cinematic parallels
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:20:47 AM No.149540712
>>149537330
Cute amnals will always sell tickets, bub.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:48:04 AM No.149542063
INTO THIS
INTO THIS
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Dr. Nisha my beloved~
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:39:09 AM No.149542814
>>149542063
She has a NAME?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:51:43 AM No.149543046
>>149537040
well no shit, that's everyone's favorite song.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:32 AM No.149543157
>>149539866
I much preferred "Such Great Heights" as teaser trailer music for Elio.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:59:45 AM No.149543183
>>149539730
Nah Pixar lost its balls, they're never going to court controversy again. That said I find it amusing how unfitting lyrically this song is for Hoppers.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:28:31 AM No.149543720
>>149540712
This is why Elio was a flop: He didn't turn into some animal. Need to get on that Luca or Turning Red kick
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:29:31 AM No.149543741
>>149535697 (OP)
Why is it so ugly?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:33:08 AM No.149543800
>>149537330
Nah, Elio had negative appeal. This can't possibly do worse.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:17 AM No.149543933
>>149543800
People are at least watching this teaser a lot more than they watched Elio's stuff.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:38:46 AM No.149544869
>>149535697 (OP)
Nice beaver
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:26:42 AM No.149545592
Surely this will be a hit in poland.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:33:10 AM No.149545682
>>149539866
It's a pinworm, not a tapeworm. They live in the LARGE intestine and eat shit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:35:31 AM No.149545711
what will be the message of the film? I hope it's not the same as the Wild Robot where they upended the natural order for reasons.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:39:27 AM No.149545767
>>149545711
Itโ€™s just a rehash of Robin Hood and Zootopiaโ€™s messages. That some animals look kinda sexy.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:57:03 AM No.149546779
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>>149545767
Just saw the trailer and there wasn't a single sexy animal.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:42:15 AM No.149547643
This movie is going to get so much NSFW art.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:26:26 AM No.149548795
>>149535697 (OP)
Ugh that's hideous.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:07:57 PM No.149549013
>>149535697 (OP)
>Hoppers subverts the Pixar and nu-Pixar expectations by ending the film ona grim note
>The laboratory that built the robot beaver body is shut down by the US Government and the scientists are arrested
>Mabel, stuck in the robot beaver, is left to slowly degrade as there is no one around to take care of her
>She tries to find her body but discovers she is barred from entering the lab
>Unbeknownst to Mabel, her body had already been found and cremated
>The robot beaver girl is left to adapt to the wilderness around her, only to be constantly avoided by the animals attempted to understand
>Her journey ends when she slips on a wet rock by a river and descends down a waterfall
>Mabel is now incapaciated, her robotic beaver shell's limbs now shattered beyond repair
>Her consciousness is left to dissipate as her battery runs out of juice
>No one would find her until many years later
>A rusted beaver-shaped machine, found resting beside a waterfall in a remote area of forest
>Her eyes shattered, fur torn to pieces by curious predator animals, and hardware severely eroded
>What the scientists did to Mabel was kept classified in government records
>Her family was given a totally different story to what had actually happened
>They knew nothing of the robotic animal experiments that tinkered with the human consciousness
>The transferring of a person's mind from meat to machine
>Photos of the rotted beaver robot had reached the internet
>Now a mystery gazed upon and speculated over by hikers and nature enthusiasts in the area
>There lied Mabel
>The first ever, and last ever Hopper
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:36:44 PM No.149549138
>>149536527
They deserve the fucking. They do a great service to the land.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 12:38:39 PM No.149549148
>>149543933
Talking animals and anthros are more interesting than human shit, even if aliens are involved in said human shit. I keep saying this, it keeps getting proven, but y'all don't hear me...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:24:47 PM No.149549927
>>149539866
>boomer rock song gets used for trailer
Yawn, this isn't new.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:31:18 PM No.149549992
Run you beaver
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:41:09 PM No.149550772
>>149543741
it really isn't tho
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:54:10 PM No.149550934
>>149535697 (OP)
Poland will not forgive the slander of this noble animal
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:55:41 PM No.149550953
I hate the tiny pupils shit studios are doing more and more. It makes me think of early cheap foreign CG.
Billy
7/25/2025, 4:28:19 PM No.149551340
I just wanna see funny rodent antics
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:49 PM No.149552933
>>149547643
Nah no more than usual. Which isn't much, going by Pixar movie standards.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:39:17 PM No.149553059
>>149549927
Not a particuarly fitting boomer rock song though.