So... what's the in-universe reason why Mr. Garrison isn't Trump anymore?

The in universe exenation is: Matt and trey assumed trump was a short lived fad and cannot bear the shame of discovering how out of touch they are

>>149537853 (OP)
He made a deal with Qanon. No seriously, that's the explanation.

>>149537874
Pretty certain that pedophiles aren't the majority of the United States

>>149537853 (OP)
they ran out of jokes

>>149537900
>I don't care if you're a shadowy group that runs the world
>I will happily sell out Mr. White for you
>next scene is him riding in on Air Israel with the vaccines
That wasn't Qanon

>>149537924
The + in lgbtq+ is for pedophelia

Matt and Trey did it. Like, a big paint brush came in and fixed everything.

>>149537924
correct, that's why we voted out the pedophile biden regime and installed the Holy Trump Empire

>>149537853 (OP)
I am really disappointed that Mr Garrison isn't coming back as Trump.

>>149537936
that's explain why family guy jokes are made by manantees

>>149538371

Why? That joke ran its course and Garrison is better as a teacher

>>149538401
>that's explain
Learn English

>>149538027
Trumps gay?

>>149538042
Jeffery Epstein, the world's most famous Mossad agent, was Donald Trump's best friend. Donald Trump has bombed multiple countries in the defense of Israel.
You're part of the Israeli empire, gayboy

>>149538027
the lgbtq+ are also not a majority of the United States, idk what was the point here

>trying to claim that being pro-israel is suddenly a bad thing now
>after calling people nazis
like pottery

>>149538546
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement
nazies created Israel

>Completely ignores the meat of my post
>Loves kikes
obvious shill is obvious.

>>149537924
But they are the majority of the united states government!

>>149538577
it would be really funny if the anti semites in universities actually started unironically believing this

>>149537853 (OP)
Matt and Trey are trying to get fired from their Paramount (Trump stooges) deal to sigh with WB for more money

>>149537853 (OP)
They didn't think he was relevant the first time round, now they've realized trump is what migatards want and it's time to stop treating it lightly. Especially when he's a pedophile.

>>149537853 (OP)
that job's passed down to a famous terrorist

>>149537900
and IDF.

>>149538746
Cope

>"ALL LEFTISTS ARE PEDOPHILES ALL LEFTISTS ARE PEDOPHILES"
>*right wingers vote unanimously to protect the largest pedophile sex ring in history*
>"erm.....well you know both sides are bad"
>"you don't even care about the children you just want something to get back at the right with"

Really makes you think

>>149539122

Why bother? If they do get fired they still get 1.5 billion.

I swear, the complete assfucking and giant middle finger they gave to Paramount is magnificent.

>>149539267
I hope they're crying into their expense spreadsheets the fucking collaborators.

>>149539305

Its brilliant really. I so wanna be a fly on the wall at Paramount right now.

Does /co/ not know what "in-universe" means?

Watch the episode. Garrison hasn't been in the white house in a long time so Trump (who may or may not be Saddam) took his place.

>>149537853 (OP)
He's.....not a pedophile? Well, not a real life one, but still.

>>149538596
Make better posts, then.

>>149539199
>right wingers vote unanimously to protect the largest pedophile sex ring in history
You mean the house voted? I don’t remember there being a popular vote on this?

>>149537924
>>149539199
You don't care about children.

>>149539383
Apparently not. Most of these replies have left me disappointed.
>>149539435
Thanks for actually answering my question.

>>149540329
Again, not the hill you want to be dying on.

>>149537853 (OP)
Garrison as Trump wasn't funny. I prefer Trump be Saddam in disguise. Micropenis jokes are always welcome in my book.

>>149538515
False, I am Donald Trump's best friend.

>>149540585
I'm banking on this guy being Saddam's reincarnation. Think him being a disguise is too easy to guess.

>>149540719
Maybe Jesus brought Saddam back so he could reunite America under one common enemy?

>>149538544
Neither are blacks but they have a month too.

>>149538027
The + stands for Absolute Sexual Freedom, yes. ASF movement is a great example how slipperyslope fallacy blinds people who can't understand that hitting the bottom is the goal.

>>149540648
>HOSTILE? I'LL SHOW YOU HOSTILE!

>>149539199
Isn't like majority of US senate on the payroll of AIPAC? They are just protecting their jewish masters.

>>149540753
That seems plausible

>Hate Left
>Hate Right
>Chance comes to vote in a man who is in it just for himself
>Get him elected against all odds
>No deep state apparatus protects him, so you can criticize the system by blaming him

Never forget that this shithole is still deeply divided and brewing civil war. You have 4 years to arm yourself. The next swing breaks the clock.

>>149540884
Fuck it, when the economy collapsed, start the civil war. They'll start up World War III and everybody will be out for aristocratic blood.

>>149540884
Sure thing, Vlad. Which day of the 3-Day Operation are we on? I've forgotten.

>>149540884
Next swing... What you talkin' about?

>>149540884
obama?

>>149537853 (OP)
There was an entire episode about him going back to being Garrison after nuking Canada. Just admit you don't watch the show and just want to cry about your king getting the butt of the joke.

>>149540884
>I'm voting for a man that's only in it for himself
>Has 13 (thirteen) (trece) (тpинaдцaть) billionaires in his cabinet
You're fucking retarded.

>>149538546
Last episode feels like Matt and tray panicking over the left finding out they made pro-bush propaganda including team america world police because both are Zionists.

>>149541389
>@FellForItAgainA
Did you come from Twitter or Instagram?

>>149541389
>the cabinet is full of.. le billionares!?!? Impossibru!1!!!!1!!!!
Nobody even gives af about Trump anymore, the hypocrisy is just off the charts
Matt & Trey dare not attack Biden for whatever reason

>>149541605
>NOBODY CARES ABOUT TRUMP STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM

>>149541605
Or maybe making fun of Biden doesn't exactly pave the way for much comedy.
You have Trump, the blundering egotistical retard who won two elections by merit of the Dems intentionally alienating their demographic who has such a fragile fucking ego he sued CBS for giving Stephen Colbert a platform. If you can't see the comedy in taking that giant orange baby and seeing how much you can push him knowing he could try to destroy your show too if he wants to prove he's every bit as weak and petty as he's portrayed then I don't know what to tell you.

>>149542558
the democrats were puppeteering biden's corpse for the last 4 years

>>149537853 (OP)
I'm sorry for the loss of your thread. Personally I never found Trump Garrison funny. But I did find him funny when he was being Garrison during the Trump role. An angry gay guy. Like the fuck-them-all-to-death episode. He was funny because the situation was surreal.