Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:03:03 AM No.149541381
Who did Galactus stick his dick into to have a daughter?
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Thread 149541381 - /co/ [Archived: 16 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:04:28 AM No.149541409
>>149541381 (OP)
No one, he reproduced asexually.
No one, he reproduced asexually.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:04:33 AM No.149541410
>>149541381 (OP)
Himself. He creampied his own butthole.
Himself. He creampied his own butthole.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:05:26 AM No.149541425
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:06:57 AM No.149541458
>>149541447
parthenogenesis exists why is your first conclusion fungus?
parthenogenesis exists why is your first conclusion fungus?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:09:10 AM No.149541498
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:11:14 AM No.149541525
>>149541381 (OP)
I'm more interested in if she has a dad for her baby or if it's a sexual reproduction because Cosmic being.
I'm more interested in if she has a dad for her baby or if it's a sexual reproduction because Cosmic being.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:12:01 AM No.149541539
>>149541458
He laid an egg? Galactus has a cloaca?
He laid an egg? Galactus has a cloaca?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:13:28 AM No.149541559
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:13:29 AM No.149541560
>>149541539
More like he had a tapeworm. The tapeworm was her.
More like he had a tapeworm. The tapeworm was her.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:14:25 AM No.149541572
>>149541381 (OP)
A size queen.
A size queen.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:18:07 AM No.149541629
>>149541381 (OP)
>Joke character created for a one shot from more than 15 years ago becomes widely known thanks to fanservice
So this is the power of goonbait...
>Joke character created for a one shot from more than 15 years ago becomes widely known thanks to fanservice
So this is the power of goonbait...
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:22:13 AM No.149541696
>>149541525
Parthenogenesis iirc.
Now why do cosmic devourers like Galactus spawn more of themselves and the fact that universe is getting more and more of them are horrifying thoughts.
Parthenogenesis iirc.
Now why do cosmic devourers like Galactus spawn more of themselves and the fact that universe is getting more and more of them are horrifying thoughts.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:55:33 AM No.149543112
Ur mum
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:01:35 AM No.149543225
I will be revealed that all planets with life on them are female and Earth is Galacta's mother.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:05:24 AM No.149543305
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:36:40 AM No.149543875
Broken_Gizmo
7/25/2025, 3:37:06 AM No.149543882
Bump because I wanna see where this is going.
>>149543328
>>149543328
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:42:57 AM No.149543998
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:55:13 AM No.149544223
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:56:22 AM No.149544244
>>149544223
The punchline of the entire comic is that she's pregnant
The punchline of the entire comic is that she's pregnant
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:57:18 AM No.149544262
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:26:39 AM No.149544709
God bless Galan of Ta, man tries his best
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:31 AM No.149545792
>>149544328
Dank, thanks for the storytime.
Dank, thanks for the storytime.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:54:47 AM No.149546033
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:55:47 AM No.149546054
>>149541629
yes, it is that easy to build a fanbase. incredible that DC and Marvel refuse to learn the lesson
yes, it is that easy to build a fanbase. incredible that DC and Marvel refuse to learn the lesson
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:24:09 AM No.149546449
>>149541381 (OP)
He was manifesting a form of scale symmetry. He was effectively carrying a smaller version of himself even at the point of his creation, just as she is carrying a smaller version of herself, and so forth. Turtles all the way down.
He was manifesting a form of scale symmetry. He was effectively carrying a smaller version of himself even at the point of his creation, just as she is carrying a smaller version of herself, and so forth. Turtles all the way down.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:25:07 AM No.149546464
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:04:37 AM No.149546845
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:05:38 AM No.149546863
>>149541381 (OP)
So basically she's a tumor who fell off of her daddy and gaines sentience?
So basically she's a tumor who fell off of her daddy and gaines sentience?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:13:18 AM No.149546945
>>149541696
Galactus is necessary for the sake of having a healthy universe so him making kids is almost certainly necessary as well.
Galactus is necessary for the sake of having a healthy universe so him making kids is almost certainly necessary as well.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:38:44 AM No.149547179
>>149541672
author's barely disguised fetish
author's barely disguised fetish
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:51:01 AM No.149547268
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:52:33 AM No.149547278
>>149541629
It's not even that it's just her being in the popular game
It's not even that it's just her being in the popular game
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:55:50 AM No.149547305
>>149541696
Maybe the universe just wanted a backup after Galactus jobbed to Apocalypse's kids
Maybe the universe just wanted a backup after Galactus jobbed to Apocalypse's kids
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:04:32 AM No.149547362
>>149541381 (OP)
Nobody. Humanoids have cloacas.
Nobody. Humanoids have cloacas.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:07:22 AM No.149547385
>>149547362
If you think about it, we're the weirdos with permanently prolapsed cloacas
If you think about it, we're the weirdos with permanently prolapsed cloacas
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:22:13 AM No.149547500
>>149541629
Touhou became a media empire made by a single man and spanning decades, why? The sheer power of cute girls wearing silly hats.
That's why Galacta became popular.
Touhou became a media empire made by a single man and spanning decades, why? The sheer power of cute girls wearing silly hats.
That's why Galacta became popular.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:41:53 AM No.149547642
>>149541834
>Men are 14 gigacalories
>Women are 12
Assuming a roughly even split. The entire human race (with individual mutant outliers and not accounting for shrinking/growing shoerheroes)would be 158200 teracalories.
>Men are 14 gigacalories
>Women are 12
Assuming a roughly even split. The entire human race (with individual mutant outliers and not accounting for shrinking/growing shoerheroes)would be 158200 teracalories.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:22 AM No.149547671
>>149542743
Arishem catching strays.
Arishem catching strays.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:50:29 AM No.149547691
>>149547642
i think the average oh m/f ratio is like 58/42, its hard to know these days with every xer xim cunt tard thinking gender isnt real
my point was its closer to 60/40 I THINK
i think the average oh m/f ratio is like 58/42, its hard to know these days with every xer xim cunt tard thinking gender isnt real
my point was its closer to 60/40 I THINK
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:00 AM No.149548048
>>149541696
I like to headcanon it as the Lifebringer stuff was inevitable but there still has to be a Devourer to cull shit lest cancerverse happen. So he can become lifebringer galactus while his daughter remains devourer until he gives up the infinite energy power to her and takes the burden of hunger onto himself again because Galactus is a good guy
I like to headcanon it as the Lifebringer stuff was inevitable but there still has to be a Devourer to cull shit lest cancerverse happen. So he can become lifebringer galactus while his daughter remains devourer until he gives up the infinite energy power to her and takes the burden of hunger onto himself again because Galactus is a good guy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:48:28 PM No.149549625
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:50:03 PM No.149549641
>>149541409
The more important question is does Galacta reproduce sexually?
The more important question is does Galacta reproduce sexually?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:55:56 PM No.149549688
>>149544328
>>149541381 (OP)
So did Marvel just forget about this character's existence? Will she ever "give birth" or will this be brushed away like that one time Captain Marvel married her son who was also his own father.
>>149541381 (OP)
So did Marvel just forget about this character's existence? Will she ever "give birth" or will this be brushed away like that one time Captain Marvel married her son who was also his own father.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:24:58 PM No.149549931
>>149549688
Technically speaking the comic was only canonical to its own continuity.
Technically speaking the comic was only canonical to its own continuity.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:27:43 PM No.149549954
>>149549931
The most popular new character since nightcrawler...
The most popular new character since nightcrawler...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:53:40 PM No.149550211
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:52:21 PM No.149550912
>>149544262
Nobody, she's a true single mother, much like Galactus is her single father.
Nobody, she's a true single mother, much like Galactus is her single father.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:35:04 PM No.149551431
>>149544212
Galactus walked in on his daughter about to give herself a bathroom abortion.
Galactus walked in on his daughter about to give herself a bathroom abortion.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:00:47 PM No.149551775
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:34:56 PM No.149552190
>>149541656
Galacta does absolute territory.
Galacta does absolute territory.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:19 PM No.149552761
>>149541381 (OP)
Uranus
Uranus
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:26:39 PM No.149552888
>>149549641
No, she also reproduces asexually.
No, she also reproduces asexually.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:29:53 PM No.149552934
>>149541834
Maybe she should eat DEEZ NUTS!
Maybe she should eat DEEZ NUTS!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:52:46 PM No.149553221
>>149543928
Johnny, keeping it real, as per usual.
Johnny, keeping it real, as per usual.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:41:06 PM No.149553902
Preggo goddess.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:31 PM No.149555082
>>149553902
What?
What?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:00:15 PM No.149556559
>>149553321
It's probably not developed yet .
It's probably not developed yet .