Thread 149541381

Who did Galactus stick his dick into to have a daughter?

>>149541381 (OP)
No one, he reproduced asexually.

>>149541381 (OP)
Himself. He creampied his own butthole.

>>149541381 (OP)
Me

>>149541409
So Galactus is a fungus?

>>149541447
parthenogenesis exists why is your first conclusion fungus?

>>149541381 (OP)
I'm more interested in if she has a dad for her baby or if it's a sexual reproduction because Cosmic being.

>>149541458
He laid an egg? Galactus has a cloaca?

>>149541539
More like he had a tapeworm. The tapeworm was her.

>>149541381 (OP)
A size queen.

>>149541381 (OP)
>Joke character created for a one shot from more than 15 years ago becomes widely known thanks to fanservice
So this is the power of goonbait...

>>149541525
Parthenogenesis iirc.
Now why do cosmic devourers like Galactus spawn more of themselves and the fact that universe is getting more and more of them are horrifying thoughts.

Ur mum

>>149543112
>Ur mum
What ?
>>149542986

I will be revealed that all planets with life on them are female and Earth is Galacta's mother.

>>149543276
>>149543225
What about Star lord Father in the MCU, the living planet?

>>149541559
>uberchica
cringe

Bump because I wanna see where this is going.
>>149543328

>>149541447
Most fungi reproduce sexually, dingbat
What do you think a spore is

>>149544159
dude what the fuck

>>149544208
>>149544212
What the fuck about what ?

>>149544223
The punchline of the entire comic is that she's pregnant

>>149544241
>>149544244
>she's pregnant
And who the daddy

>>149544313
The End.

God bless Galan of Ta, man tries his best

>>149544328
Dank, thanks for the storytime.

>>149541381 (OP)
Nah

>>149541577
>Daddy-laden
uh

>>149541629
yes, it is that easy to build a fanbase. incredible that DC and Marvel refuse to learn the lesson

>>149541381 (OP)
He was manifesting a form of scale symmetry. He was effectively carrying a smaller version of himself even at the point of his creation, just as she is carrying a smaller version of herself, and so forth. Turtles all the way down.

>>149545825
>When he finds out Earth has Nintendo

>>149541559
>Empowered guy

>>149541381 (OP)
So basically she's a tumor who fell off of her daddy and gaines sentience?

>>149541696
Galactus is necessary for the sake of having a healthy universe so him making kids is almost certainly necessary as well.

>>149541672
author's barely disguised fetish

>>149541381 (OP)
>Who did Galactus stick his dick into to have a daughter?

Shalla-Bal

>>149541629
It's not even that it's just her being in the popular game

>>149541696
Maybe the universe just wanted a backup after Galactus jobbed to Apocalypse's kids

>>149541381 (OP)
Nobody. Humanoids have cloacas.

>>149547362
If you think about it, we're the weirdos with permanently prolapsed cloacas

>>149541629
Touhou became a media empire made by a single man and spanning decades, why? The sheer power of cute girls wearing silly hats.
That's why Galacta became popular.

>>149541834
>Men are 14 gigacalories
>Women are 12
Assuming a roughly even split. The entire human race (with individual mutant outliers and not accounting for shrinking/growing shoerheroes)would be 158200 teracalories.

>>149542743
Arishem catching strays.

>>149547642
i think the average oh m/f ratio is like 58/42, its hard to know these days with every xer xim cunt tard thinking gender isnt real
my point was its closer to 60/40 I THINK

>>149541696
I like to headcanon it as the Lifebringer stuff was inevitable but there still has to be a Devourer to cull shit lest cancerverse happen. So he can become lifebringer galactus while his daughter remains devourer until he gives up the infinite energy power to her and takes the burden of hunger onto himself again because Galactus is a good guy

>>149544262
>And who's the daddy
Galactus

>>149541409
The more important question is does Galacta reproduce sexually?

>>149544328
>>149541381 (OP)
So did Marvel just forget about this character's existence? Will she ever "give birth" or will this be brushed away like that one time Captain Marvel married her son who was also his own father.

>>149549688
Technically speaking the comic was only canonical to its own continuity.

>>149549931
The most popular new character since nightcrawler...

>>149541834
>Galacta eats immigrants
we stand our MEGA queen

>>149544262
Nobody, she's a true single mother, much like Galactus is her single father.

>>149544212
Galactus walked in on his daughter about to give herself a bathroom abortion.

>>149541656
Galacta does absolute territory.

>>149541381 (OP)
Uranus

>>149549641
No, she also reproduces asexually.

>>149541834
Maybe she should eat DEEZ NUTS!

>>149543928
Johnny, keeping it real, as per usual.

>>149544159
cute baby

Preggo goddess.

>>149553902
What?

>>149553321
It's probably not developed yet .