El Goonish Shive Storytime #2 - /co/ (#149541443) [Archived: 66 hours ago]

Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:06:04 AM No.149541443
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md5: 4b0cf994fc92e52a9d96bccb1fe57c60๐Ÿ”
Turns out Dan had middle school syndrome pretty bad
I remember there being a lot of anime references but the chuunism was topping the charts yesterday
Previous >>149524831
Replies: >>149541905 >>149542414 >>149543357
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:08:34 AM No.149541488
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md5: 457decec329017a079b6464108e782bf๐Ÿ”
For these threads I'm aiming for about 100 pages each, rounded up to the cleanest break point
Replies: >>149543400 >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:10:06 AM No.149541510
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md5: 440cb44ea6d049dc1dbf472c6fde3751๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149541597
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:12:54 AM No.149541548
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md5: 1e904e8c76a51551280907b2ed0a3c4f๐Ÿ”
Susan!
https://youtu.be/idA7RsiOpqA
Replies: >>149543451 >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:13:31 AM No.149541561
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md5: 348d207ec78e1241c50c635385d63308๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:14:48 AM No.149541579
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md5: e2dc8da59443a8b57b5149f5c885996b๐Ÿ”
This is a joke just for Dan
Replies: >>149543477 >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:15:19 AM No.149541584
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md5: e911e456d50c507b038ab2ef6bb59b2d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149547986
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:16:08 AM No.149541597
>>149541510
You played that completely wrong Ted, you're supposed to call him cringe.
Replies: >>149541625
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:16:23 AM No.149541601
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Replies: >>149543491 >>149547986
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:17:54 AM No.149541625
>>149541597
The power of calling someone cringe had not yet been discovered in 2002.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:18:14 AM No.149541632
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md5: 15c38dae23552f37ff3c19d7d43946fa๐Ÿ”
The dramatic irony on this page so thick as to be darn near impenetrable
Replies: >>149543514
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:19:16 AM No.149541651
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md5: 9d46ca4dc590a632b9bd7b531db8725a๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:19:48 AM No.149541661
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md5: f3d0c3e413b0a5e4c6017b24fc38d882๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:21:12 AM No.149541677
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md5: 5ae2a73cb9396ba8cf13a3048e818b34๐Ÿ”
A mere 130 or so pages in and we get our first mtf transformation!
Replies: >>149543540 >>149551670
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:21:47 AM No.149541685
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md5: 0ac450b1bc9dd25c50f3e1bf42ce145a๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149541740 >>149541905 >>149543586
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:22:24 AM No.149541699
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md5: 38268ed85f41914bffffda6f53b23a44๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543606 >>149544752 >>149551680
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:25:29 AM No.149541740
>>149541685
I feel like that first panel could get some serious usage over the course of the storytime.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:25:30 AM No.149541741
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:26:15 AM No.149541750
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Replies: >>149543618
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:28:01 AM No.149541778
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md5: 97c514a733a3dfcd36aadf90fb705d16๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:28:49 AM No.149541792
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md5: 89e4a7dc8a3f3a144554d1e65b3bac5d๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:29:29 AM No.149541807
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md5: a46c9dba3824fbec921ccd95bc5aa55d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:30:09 AM No.149541814
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md5: 880b9a665fe128fc940316ccc512ff79๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543801
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:30:47 AM No.149541829
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md5: 02451c3ccb9e45a74ea98b437cb37614๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543323 >>149546839
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:31:23 AM No.149541836
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md5: b0b5370f9fb5186990ed962c9594f932๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:31:54 AM No.149541846
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md5: def9ee9de6648e935af0f8e94937fc3d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543846 >>149547986
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:32:59 AM No.149541864
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md5: 38fba821ffe04a1360a71dfaf46d0011๐Ÿ”
The first of, like, four appearances of Elliot's parents
Replies: >>149543952 >>149547996
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:35:52 AM No.149541901
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:36:20 AM No.149541905
>>149541685
Elliot was funnier when he was more assertive.
Let this be know to all, your main character being a bit of an asshole doesn't make him a bad character. A boring character that never causes conflict by the way he acts towards others is worse (both in fiction and in real life).

>>149541443 (OP)
Very courageous of you Magister to commit to this, but I really advise to not go full into it. It's a long investment of time, prone to generate discussion, and it gets boring and repetitive to the point that I doubt many people will keep following. You will be torturing yourself because there must be a thousand pages.
Replies: >>149541935 >>149543926 >>149548020
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:36:28 AM No.149541906
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:38:29 AM No.149541935
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md5: 93a8f32f290e0983249bfd67e70f0174๐Ÿ”
>>149541905
>there must be a thousand pages.
~5000
Replies: >>149542265 >>149543926 >>149548020 >>149548026
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:39:10 AM No.149541943
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md5: daeb5fdbaeeda2d0a014fadfdf80fae6๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:40:12 AM No.149541958
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md5: 10948168a0116fa02e7df204a6dc45aa๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149542283
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:40:54 AM No.149541964
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md5: e63eafb91dfa7a2369eefd17d85d8072๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149542283 >>149548043
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:41:54 AM No.149541979
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md5: 3c5b1d09647ccf4bcc7b0271c26977b8๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:42:41 AM No.149541995
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:43:42 AM No.149542006
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md5: e96da4fbb5071475d13160c9c657533a๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149548056
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:44:33 AM No.149542016
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md5: e2f6bc574cb89feb18a2c8f9cd77f156๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:45:50 AM No.149542032
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:46:23 AM No.149542041
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:48:03 AM No.149542061
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md5: a55c83c05bcf84a63fd0102fcd324eb9๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149548086
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:48:47 AM No.149542072
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md5: 34ff4629e104d44420c411ab5350e323๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149548086
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:49:30 AM No.149542080
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md5: 2480065dd6ecc0d04629045d601ced3d๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149548130
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:51:00 AM No.149542103
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md5: 418dafefaf5d7e3f38e4545b07e69606๐Ÿ”
Introducing magic
Replies: >>149548130
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:51:50 AM No.149542114
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md5: 3f0f6f31c4ca39993c6f40a1e673c504๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:53:18 AM No.149542128
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md5: 13253aa5274dca22b10dfd85e0528106๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149548130
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:54:12 AM No.149542136
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:54:56 AM No.149542147
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:55:35 AM No.149542157
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:56:07 AM No.149542161
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:56:38 AM No.149542169
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:57:52 AM No.149542188
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md5: 7eb1f0d89b3364f507eb2485e02ebc9a๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:58:25 AM No.149542194
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md5: 1a2c437f94e277610f7c38ba7fe0ae7e๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 1:59:03 AM No.149542204
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md5: b3ba9336fdbd205d875b56a059091331๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:02:27 AM No.149542264
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md5: 231bc9ca80ebe4537358d9f17978e078๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:02:29 AM No.149542265
>>149541935
>~5000
Dear god.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:03:15 AM No.149542279
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md5: 1e2f6c51b7d8a4790b963dd710f0fc36๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149542449
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:03:32 AM No.149542283
>>149541958
>>149541964
I now want to see what Matt and Rat get up too.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:04:15 AM No.149542294
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md5: 81f1753e1f99cd8208b16b4e99758b91๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149545195
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:05:01 AM No.149542313
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md5: 9d113c71778390a197ce4086023589c2๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149542972
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:05:32 AM No.149542318
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:06:02 AM No.149542328
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:07:09 AM No.149542344
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:07:40 AM No.149542352
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md5: fee579dad76c2f7fdcf3027857bab35e๐Ÿ”
Pretty decent art on this one
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:08:39 AM No.149542362
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md5: 8e745b89af6a869c32f84c007788f156๐Ÿ”
uh oh
Replies: >>149545209
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:09:11 AM No.149542370
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md5: e6dd1bca7ac21d0270ac1089bee49503๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149545227
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:09:42 AM No.149542377
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:10:51 AM No.149542399
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:11:31 AM No.149542406
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md5: 142425457daad80adc286e23daa4f8e9๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:12:05 AM No.149542414
>>149541443 (OP)
So I'm given to understand there's some weird multiverse plotline that was hinted at years and years ago. Did that ever go anywhere?
Replies: >>149542449 >>149542636 >>149544008 >>149548150
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:12:49 AM No.149542427
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:13:45 AM No.149542449
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>>149542414
It starts here >>149542279
Do stayed tuned for more!
Replies: >>149542475
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:14:17 AM No.149542457
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:14:48 AM No.149542468
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md5: 91aa0815e607e9a9b1d3d8018ecc6bc6๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:14:56 AM No.149542471
I don't think that Dan had middle school badass brainrot, because this all is used pretty well in the comic. We want a certain level of drama. We want a certain level of impossible sci-fi. Did anyone accuse the writer of Sluggy Freelance of it? Or Order of the Stick? Granted there are ones like Ctrl alt del, and Penny Arcade, and Mega Tokyo that are cooked in it like fast food french fry oil.
Ellen was only good when she was evil.
Replies: >>149544049
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:15:13 AM No.149542475
>>149542449
I mean a quick google is telling me that Lord Tedd, which is apparently his name, doesn't have much information.
Replies: >>149542580
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:15:58 AM No.149542489
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:16:34 AM No.149542501
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:18:08 AM No.149542518
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md5: 50544b932ba05bf89764dea61c9b285b๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:19:09 AM No.149542526
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md5: 331634020d87a49fe048e34edc46d5df๐Ÿ”
We're getting a string of coloured comics for a bit
Replies: >>149545247
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:19:40 AM No.149542534
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:22:34 AM No.149542575
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:22:54 AM No.149542580
>>149542475
He never ever does anything.
Replies: >>149542634
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:23:05 AM No.149542584
0199_199_20020826_fGum
0199_199_20020826_fGum
md5: 0e7f0d3db5af78739497970915d5e9c2๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:26:19 AM No.149542618
0200_200_20020828_mRFN
0200_200_20020828_mRFN
md5: cc8eda1fdd588bb974ba2fad03fd0ddc๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:27:24 AM No.149542634
>>149542580
Still? It's been decades.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:27:39 AM No.149542636
>>149542414
>Did that ever go anywhere?
We're occasionally reminded of the Multiverse, but Lord Tedd hasn't done shit.
Replies: >>149542666 >>149542677
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:29:28 AM No.149542656
0201_201_20020830_esNx
0201_201_20020830_esNx
md5: dc00a194afdc68e771873a39111672b8๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:29:55 AM No.149542666
>>149542636
You know.
The writer could have just finished EGS several years ago, warpping everything (as it really doesn't have much of a plot to begin with), then gone back to do endless talking about worldbuilding in other comic.

Like, what prevents you from finishing your comic, then focusing your attention in new ideas?
Replies: >>149542710
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:30:25 AM No.149542677
>>149542636
Fuck.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:30:30 AM No.149542679
0202_202_20020902_mVGn
0202_202_20020902_mVGn
md5: fbfc28d90b1446b6ff4585e9679e895d๐Ÿ”
Sorry if I actually disappear at any point
It's storming good out there and my power could cut out
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:31:16 AM No.149542687
0203_203_20020904_gPwL
0203_203_20020904_gPwL
md5: f9694a8c3616c23e7bd73c02def316a1๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:31:52 AM No.149542698
0204_204_20020906_slnl
0204_204_20020906_slnl
md5: d9cc11f032b9df30d16d9ae6db7f3adb๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:32:29 AM No.149542707
0205_205_20020909_HICW
0205_205_20020909_HICW
md5: 03d26e3eee42952cdb511ebdb7972983๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:32:52 AM No.149542710
>>149542666
I see through your lies, Satan.

But I think the best answer is that if he did that, he'd also have to come up with new characters, but more than that new Main Characters, and ones that aren't the same as the ones he's been developing for nearly 25 years.
Replies: >>149542817 >>149542909 >>149548183
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:34:16 AM No.149542729
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0206_206_20020911_pHt2
md5: a26c6b0b24f14ab541245a85dce18f60๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149542757 >>149550292
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:34:48 AM No.149542736
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0207_207_20020913_ZOxJ
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:35:28 AM No.149542749
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0208_208_20020918_pW5K
md5: cfb87929e255315f5b8d885513cb327c๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:35:51 AM No.149542757
>>149542729
As expected of Sensei Greg, he has good taste in anime.
Replies: >>149542833 >>149542982
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:36:36 AM No.149542770
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0209_209_20020920_xk0D
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:37:42 AM No.149542791
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0210_210_20020923_iYu1
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Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:38:13 AM No.149542799
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0211_211_20020925_32PA
md5: 4f91f296f362a8193f9f212cfd52e1f4๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:39:24 AM No.149542817
>>149542710
They have changed so much since the start tho.
Grace was actually a savy pevert, now she is 2003 Starfire, Tedd was a smug pevert, now he is gender confused jesus, Elliot used to be straight man and slightly assholish, now he is mr.perfection, Susan used t be deadpan feminist, now she is flavorless lesbian, Nanasee used to be the baddass chick, now she is just the lesbian chick, Diana used to be the inteligent alpha bitch, now she is flavrless lesbian 2.

I don't think he is lazy to not make new characters (he keeps adding more characters to the comic), I think he is affraid of starting a new thing and it not catching on AND the characters have grow too much on him, to the point that he can't abandon them.
Replies: >>149542859 >>149543024 >>149544069
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:40:06 AM No.149542833
>>149542757
I miss Greg. Anime saves. Anime heals.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:40:12 AM No.149542835
0212_212_20020927_IZtK
0212_212_20020927_IZtK
md5: 03b9f4c28a0bb393c54972a21c355b12๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543187
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:40:43 AM No.149542843
0213_213_20020930_sun5
0213_213_20020930_sun5
md5: 3205f45591b3d50b4e64f6bc80ac4c59๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:41:14 AM No.149542852
0214_214_20021002_Jsy9
0214_214_20021002_Jsy9
md5: 3158396499ff9f4dfac5901326339421๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149545268
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:41:53 AM No.149542859
>>149542817
I've been meaning to catch up with the comic since the Gender Confused Magic Jesus stuff happened, who is Susan with now? From what I remember she was more on a trajectory to being a triangle with Tedd and Grace.
Replies: >>149543024 >>149544112
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:42:20 AM No.149542872
0215_215_20021005_m5En
0215_215_20021005_m5En
md5: 09c249648b863b8e35c19515724543bd๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:42:51 AM No.149542880
0216_216_20021007_012H
0216_216_20021007_012H
md5: 9075f6cce5b20dcd97d94e77481136f2๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:43:23 AM No.149542891
0217_217_20021009_uXP2
0217_217_20021009_uXP2
md5: 948f4fbe086d5501f876872dca248c4f๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:43:54 AM No.149542900
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0218_218_20021012_QypS
md5: 8576e4365991b0b0c48828aa193a7b28๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:44:15 AM No.149542909
>>149542710
He has come up with new MC's, new plotlines etc. Hope, White outfit man, the wandering magic women, Lavender, etc. Even the characters he is using arn't the same ones as before. It's like Sarah, Ted, etc are just replacements for the old very different Sarah, Ted, etc. Dan could have wrapped up EGS ages ago. He just keeps making new plotlines. There's a portal to another world with griffons in the woods and no one has even gone through it.
>No tarzan Grace stuck on tropical island on Griffonworld.
>No Ted as an engineer on a space ship.
>No Cheerleedra fight against a council of evil wizards.
>No Hope walking into a strip club bar, with her pre 1900s sex-prudish values and nudity-acceptance realism.
>No Ted and Sarah rescuing Hope by working undercover as mudwrestlers because she doesn't have a cell phone to call.
Replies: >>149542943 >>149548201
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:44:41 AM No.149542916
0219_219_20021014_Btt9
0219_219_20021014_Btt9
md5: 562cb9d33252e9b8252cfc676a141cba๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:46:19 AM No.149542943
0220_220_20021016_YNwM
0220_220_20021016_YNwM
md5: 332866b29ca16c3ae4a0e1b2d8d17ac2๐Ÿ”
>>149542909
Remember to tag your spoilers
Replies: >>149543182
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:47:05 AM No.149542953
0221_221_20021018_HAnd
0221_221_20021018_HAnd
md5: 24711c61434bce84c1b353c4ffb8ebb1๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:47:37 AM No.149542969
0222_222_20021022_VB32
0222_222_20021022_VB32
md5: a5354927e4147ff387acf9a055686dfa๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:47:42 AM No.149542972
>>149542313
actual alternate universe versions of the main cast! This will get more important and then get forgotten about for twenty years
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:48:13 AM No.149542982
1413553537-50_v5UnusagiGreg
1413553537-50_v5UnusagiGreg
md5: 789b08e4e148c4d5dede47df9f2bdbe1๐Ÿ”
>>149542757
The hottest designs that Dan created were the genderswaped goth vampire teacher, and bunnygirl Sensei Greg (both non canon)
Replies: >>149543012
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:49:13 AM No.149542998
0223_223_20021024_st1z
0223_223_20021024_st1z
md5: 90815eefe96ed8f155e04170a290706a๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:49:44 AM No.149543006
0224_224_20021026_1UjB
0224_224_20021026_1UjB
md5: 0ddca847fcb151a131bb72e8847814f7๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:49:53 AM No.149543012
>>149542982
Not bad but Vampire Teacher's twink son still wins.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:50:15 AM No.149543015
0225_225_20021029_70SR
0225_225_20021029_70SR
md5: 71fb5393053b6e13d0910721c28bb708๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:50:38 AM No.149543024
>>149542859
>>149542817
Wow the tropes page does not mention anything about Susan being like this. The last they talk about her relationship thing is that she is being teased with Elliot or alternatively that she's asexal. You're telling me she's a lesbian?
Replies: >>149543160
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:50:45 AM No.149543026
0226_226_20021031_ck64
0226_226_20021031_ck64
md5: 2e6c7a43d2411948ab5fa19341f79bed๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:52:21 AM No.149543060
0227_227_20021102_sBwu
0227_227_20021102_sBwu
md5: 032a95735231c2d37644dc2efa652f98๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:52:52 AM No.149543070
0228_228_20021107_ddyh
0228_228_20021107_ddyh
md5: 1f0dd8916fe184cd7ce9ba4e402a99b9๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:54:01 AM No.149543088
0229_229_20021109_2ejK
0229_229_20021109_2ejK
md5: 38c15997bcf5823a75cc9ab38b308b69๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:54:33 AM No.149543096
0230_230_20021113_AJkg
0230_230_20021113_AJkg
md5: 3187a2bd6c81e36b0acf080402b23220๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:55:03 AM No.149543104
0231_231_20021114_c9av
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md5: 08f57648d37f0c0fec6bd2ea5b7c0399๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:58:27 AM No.149543155
0232_232_20021116_CmwI
0232_232_20021116_CmwI
md5: 0139069996f41e51322befa398f6ab22๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:42 AM No.149543160
>>149543024
My mistake, I meant Sarah was getting really close with Tedd and Grace, not Susan. She was getting to know her twin sister(?), but not romantically involved with anyone.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:59:02 AM No.149543167
0233_233_20021118_02MW
0233_233_20021118_02MW
md5: d07e61698e318203c9a4e7bba08bc8e0๐Ÿ”
Hmm, we're somewhere right around the start of The Wotch now
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 2:59:39 AM No.149543180
0234_234_20021119_QnDI
0234_234_20021119_QnDI
md5: 17770effcf4d28a12e7e9209cd81ba45๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:59:40 AM No.149543182
>>149542943
Itโ€™s over 20 years old man.
Replies: >>149543212 >>149543215
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:59:53 AM No.149543187
>>149542835
at last
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:00:18 AM No.149543194
0235_235_20021121_lqF4
0235_235_20021121_lqF4
md5: 1322e55dfde6e822ec759846fa6e0f8f๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:01:02 AM No.149543212
0236_236_20021126_yDGw
0236_236_20021126_yDGw
md5: 7221e72010d3fcd05cbfcc95a23a7fa0๐Ÿ”
>>149543182
All I'm saying is that I don't know who Hope is
Replies: >>149543619 >>149548222
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:01:07 AM No.149543215
>>149543182
So tag the stuff that's happened in the last 5 years or so.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:01:56 AM No.149543232
0237_237_20021128_Mh0R
0237_237_20021128_Mh0R
md5: 4c3edcb95060ae5a8be23168a416d6a4๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:02:27 AM No.149543248
0238_238_20021130_YF2p
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md5: 615e4801fd285c4b7f60572a27b6d994๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:02:58 AM No.149543254
0239_239_20021203_0VMX
0239_239_20021203_0VMX
md5: 436fd7d2c091e57e2c57c379b9591d8d๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:03:33 AM No.149543268
0240_240_20021205_iFKE
0240_240_20021205_iFKE
md5: febecdb3ee6d19d9a722618f05a8d899๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>149543619
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:04:04 AM No.149543274
0241_241_20021207_khJF
0241_241_20021207_khJF
md5: 444a875c12443a69598c44c4e8bf0d4f๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:05:49 AM No.149543309
0242_242_20021208_rlQ1
0242_242_20021208_rlQ1
md5: b435099a5e21ff4c2ff046516d96021a๐Ÿ”
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:06:22 AM No.149543318
0243_243_20021210_Tfj5
0243_243_20021210_Tfj5
md5: d8525416ec705e3407e9a2740aa8d4cc๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:06:38 AM No.149543323
>>149541829
He had a bisexuality gun this whole time?!?
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:06:52 AM No.149543327
0244_244_20021212_m8Nw
0244_244_20021212_m8Nw
md5: 089fb74027a9937ea0019e7cfdfab001๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:08:48 AM No.149543357
>>149541443 (OP)
Back to subject!
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 3:10:02 AM No.149543375
0245_245_20021214_9S0u
0245_245_20021214_9S0u
md5: 11c4c0889e4afa5eec780deb9d2b83e3๐Ÿ”
Now that the goo monster has been destroyed forever, we'll be leaving off here for tonight
Tune in tomorrow to learn Ellen's fate
Replies: >>149545317
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:11:12 AM No.149543400
>>149541488
Say whatever you want, about EGS I read both this and the Wotch when I was young but jokes like this one stuck with me longer that the Wotch humor.
Replies: >>149543466
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:09 AM No.149543451
>>149541548
Lets put a Pin in Susan because I remember her being a key factor on why I dropped the comic early on. It has nothing to do with her personality.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:13:46 AM No.149543466
>>149543400
I wonder when was the last time that "sex" was mentioned on the comic.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:14:31 AM No.149543477
>>149541579
Show up
break the fourth wall
Refuse to elaborate
Leave
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:15:44 AM No.149543491
>>149541601
Just now I realize the principal is literally Hittler.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:16:46 AM No.149543514
>>149541632
This is the seed of things to come.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:18:24 AM No.149543540
>>149541677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV7RWkq0
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:20:33 AM No.149543586
>>149541685
You know what? Lets swap characters, Lets pair Jason from the Wotch with Tedd and Elliot with Anne.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:21:34 AM No.149543606
>>149541699
Female Tedd yay or nay?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:22:35 AM No.149543618
>>149541750
And so begins the most convoluted and weird Gender Bender story I've seen.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:22:36 AM No.149543619
>>149543212
>>149543268
>Where the hell did that sword come from?
Was he planning that all the way back then? Surely not.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:27:38 AM No.149543699
I've always thought it strange that Dan does nothing with the school after the Wizard Attack. Any instances of being at the school are between classes and talking at lunchtime, etc. Nothing ever about being in class from then on. Any story and plot happens outside of the largest forced concentration of the useful population of characters. Even Sensei Greg gets written out. The introduce Diana at lunch, and that's it for years and years. No classes, no grades. As students they have to spend much of their time being students. It's not Assassination Classroom, but there should have been SOME classroom time.
Also we never even hear any stories about Grace in the 10-student shower.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:33:09 AM No.149543801
>>149541814
Ok I'm starting to see a patter of fixation on sexual identity and sexual preference even as early as this part I starting to see how this comic evolved into its current form.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:35:20 AM No.149543846
Screenshot 2025-07-24 at 19-34-58 _co_ - El Goonish Shive Storytime #2 - Comics & Cartoons - 4chan
>>149541846
That boy ainยดt right
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:39:07 AM No.149543926
2c4c3229e03274f8772f2d1c149b7c64[1]
2c4c3229e03274f8772f2d1c149b7c64[1]
md5: 9be53e66c973862d3e9f8629a6027eee๐Ÿ”
>>149541905
>>149541935
Anon I want you to know that I appreciate what you are doing and there is no shame in quitting half way through.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:40:37 AM No.149543952
>>149541864
Parents that aren't Tedd's dad are basically nonexistant. Which is a shame because if Dan leaned more into overt fetishism/horniness we'd get some stuff of someone turning into Elliot or Nanase's moms or some shit.
Replies: >>149544559 >>149547996
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:43:29 AM No.149544008
>>149542414
>Did that ever go anywhere?
The last time a plot went anywhere was the stuff with Sirleck possessing Ellen and whatever Magus was doing that had been set up for years and then Sirleck basically went out like a bitch very quickly. Plots never fucking go anywhere in this series unless it's making characters gay.

Also Melissa is one of the more interesting and tragic characters in the comic and IIRC the fanbase hates her guts for outing Justin.
Replies: >>149551360
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:45:17 AM No.149544049
>>149542471
A Evil female clone is a pretty interesting idea imo, it could work.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:46:13 AM No.149544069
>>149542817
>Grace was actually a savy pevert, now she is 2003 Starfire
She's worse. I think the big turning point was when she started going to school and there was this whole storyline where she didn't know about the Holocaust. That's when she got turned into Generic Cinnamon Roll.
Replies: >>149544559
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:48:38 AM No.149544112
>>149542859
>who is Susan with now
Dan introduced some chick named Jay who's the granddaughter of Tedd's dad's boss. She fucking suuuuuuucks and is probably the worst (now major) character in the series easily. Or at least she's as lame as Sarah's pooner boyfriend.
Replies: >>149544559
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:17:08 AM No.149544559
>>149543952
That's hilarious. EGS is built for "two people showing together is not the same two people who stepped into the bathroom."
>>149544069
Grace being a sad wooby is a good trait for her. She's a walking teddy bear, physically. She is made for hugs. And ALL of that is removing Grace from her Buffy the vampire slayer monster-fighting secret government cloning lab origin that she was best used by.
We need more of what Grace is a pervert FOR. She has a lot of "interests."
"So you dreamed you were a minor roman ruler, and all you did was manage bake sales?"
She could have had a bunch of pinup girls dressed in pies. Or buff roman legionaries turned into basket-carrying farmgirls.

>>149544112
Jay is cool. But she's never used to her potential. She should be fighting muggers or something.
Sam the "actual trans" character is the worst character in EGS, not Jay, not the villains, not Undead Scrooge, not even the principal. Sam exists to make everything worse and he is best forgotten.
Replies: >>149544946 >>149548240
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:29:43 AM No.149544752
>>149541699
This is why I consider EGS straight up fetish comic. Their is no reason for Tedd who has had access to female form for years at this point, to do that. Dan did that for his own ammusment.

Compared to the Wotch where, while they joke about checking themselves out, don't actually show it.
Replies: >>149544938
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:42:27 AM No.149544938
>>149544752
It will never be fetish to me. There is the potential for it, but it never takes that step. Over the years, the potential leads just stack up, with nothing being done about it.
There is actual case to be made that Archie Comics has more fetish in it than EGS.
I cannot verify if Casper and Richie Rich has more fetish in it, but as I read more EGS I rate EGS more and more as "tease, but never do."
Replies: >>149545040 >>149545313
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:43:11 AM No.149544946
>>149544559
Sam is bad because yeah he's an "actual trans" character in a fetish comic where people change sex on a whim. Worse than that, he's blocking Sarah and Hopedora getting together as long as he's in the picture. Even worse than that, he has a soul patch like an absolute fucking douche.
Replies: >>149546278 >>149547996
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:49:09 AM No.149545040
>>149544938
>I cannot verify if Casper and Richie Rich has more fetish in it
Are you into necrophilia, anon?
Replies: >>149545132
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:56:06 AM No.149545132
>>149545040
>Are you into necrophilia, anon?
No. It's a mater of comparing EGS to "what is the most child-friendly comic book ever?" and having EGS, despite hinting at everything under the sun, be cleaner than Mickey Mouse through to Tiny Titans.
We live in a world where Dan of EGS and Rich B of Supermegatopia will never work on a joint project and that is so creatively sad. Even if they did, they couldn't publish it in Playboy like Little Anny Fanny, anyway.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:01:20 AM No.149545195
>>149542294
Beta Tedd
Keke
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:02:20 AM No.149545209
>>149542362
Enter...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:03:20 AM No.149545227
>>149542370
Ok I'm starting to see what anon meant by changing tone pretty quickly.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:04:41 AM No.149545247
>>149542526
I remember this joke too, Like I said the humor of this comic was pretty on point at times.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:06:13 AM No.149545268
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>>149542852
I just realized she fucking Fern
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:13 AM No.149545313
>>149544938
EGS is pure fetish, their no way about that. Is it a very straight forward and simple yes, is it designed to titillate Dan personal fetish's yes 100%.

You can see it everywhere to the government being trustworthy .To the magic being incapable of harming someone accidentally.
Replies: >>149545952
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:09:30 AM No.149545317
>>149543375
Thanks for your work.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:50:04 AM No.149545952
>>149545313
What's his fetish? A naive worldview? Or celibate shape-changing teenagers?
Replies: >>149546220 >>149546234 >>149546543
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:07:45 AM No.149546220
>>149545952
Teasing his audience?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:08:36 AM No.149546234
>>149545952
Magic the Gathering
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:28 AM No.149546278
>>149544946
So do the characters have an actual reason to not straight up turn her into a man for real? When I stopped reading they were tackling that, but I expect it to never have been properly solved, even tho they have been gender swaping people left and right
Replies: >>149546605 >>149548002
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:32:20 AM No.149546543
>>149545952
Lots of thing espexialy in the Patron stuff. But the overriding fetish is a world on no cosucences, to the point the magic system has an actual rule that any hostile or unwanted magic, is automatically counter. Perhaps not on relent for combat, but lock up a guy under a hostile transformation that supposed to last weeks at a time. And the magic will expire by sunrise the next day. It much like an inverse Lovecraft world, instead of everything being scary, each new thing only make the world more safe and protected.

Nobody ever has to deal with problems, to the point that Transformation magic also includes pregnancy protection for the first month, for any new girls. IE you have to spend over a month straight as a girl, to get pregnant, nothing stopping the person from going back to a guy for 5 seconds, then back to girl either.
Replies: >>149546731 >>149547077
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:38:34 AM No.149546605
>>149546278
For a while it was because sam didnt know about all the magic bullshit, theres at least notionally supposed to be some kind of veil of secrecy about magic, and because they found out by accident somehow and they wanted to give him a chance to come out on his own. Also they didnt want to open with
>"hey so you know this new magic stuff thats kind of dangerous and occasionally gets a rape-krampus called on you? Thats basically all been us every time having transexual pajama parties while you had to do T shots because you werent part of the secret club. Anyway we found out you were a tranny because of other invasive magical bullshit, so just ask if you want us to invalidate all that effort and zap a dick on you so you can actually be a "real man" "
Replies: >>149546712
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:48:52 AM No.149546712
>>149546605
Counterpoint: The dick would actually work.
Replies: >>149547014
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:51:38 AM No.149546731
>>149546543
>t much like an inverse Lovecraft world, instead of everything being scary, each new thing only make the world more safe and protected.
I've never heard it phrased like that, and the story has shied away from stating anything about magic's "feel" outright since the Jerry in the cave story. An inverse Lovecraft world is a very Light Mirror universe and that should be made clear in the comic.
The cats of Ulthar, or whatever that story with the treasure cavern, the storage facility of unless magical artifacts. And Catalina. Innsmouth, Moperville. The universe just going "it's alright. There's no one out there to harm you, even yourself" is the sort of encouragement and safety that many series would mishandle and make it poisionously babyfied.
Replies: >>149546775 >>149547009
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:56:34 AM No.149546775
>>149546731
Literally had an event where 99% of all hostile magical creatures where killed off all at once. To the point they have had to go get people form another universe as nothing native is left to be an enemy. And of course they all have a backstory about fighting oppression, so they are morally justified in attack the native population..
Replies: >>149548279
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:03:47 AM No.149546839
>>149541829
Retroactively speaking this is a bullshit test because Tedd's been later established to be attractive to everyone regardless of sexual orientation, also Elliott always wanted to bone him
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:20:32 AM No.149547009
>>149546731
That sounds weirdly freudonian.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:21:05 AM No.149547014
>>149546712
This is EGS, im not sure any of their dicks work
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:26:55 AM No.149547077
>>149546543
>pregnancy protection for the first month
Wouldnt it be much more fettishy if your girl-form came pre-ovulated?
Replies: >>149547117 >>149550153
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:32:01 AM No.149547117
>>149547077
Where would the fetus go?
>The world would be full of people with oxygen tank masks because everyone has their lungs stuffed full of unborn babies.
Replies: >>149547274
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:51:35 AM No.149547274
>>149547117
>fetus
What?
Pre-ovulated as in, mid menstral cycle. If you spontaneously become a woman and havent had a menstral cycle yet then theres no egg in your uterus, so you cant get pregnant until one month later. It would be contrived for girl forms to be immediately impregnable, not that id put it past ted to make them that way

What happens to a fetus when you change back after being fertilized? Who knows. Maybe it resists the tf ray and becomes an mpreg situation, or it gestates in hammerspace. It is an uroyim gun after all, they probably dont self-abort every time they shapeshift
Replies: >>149550153
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:36:45 AM No.149547609
Which was better? When the comic was about Ted, Grace, Ellen, Cheerleedra, or Hope?
What does Hope bring to the comic? Will Dan just ignore her potential after a few pages and switch to someone else, never to return as a main character?
Replies: >>149548770
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:27:08 AM No.149547986
>>149541488
I forgot about this. Dan WOULD NEVER do this now, and Ted would never be this horny. They've really been neutered.
>>149541548
I forgot Susan was a straw feminist early on. Amazing how Dan 180'd so hard on that.
>>149541561
My word look how quickly and humorously he covered that. Both this and the above would be no less than three strips nowadays.
>>149541579
I love it. Hedgehog boy should come back along with the demonic duck.
>>149541584
SWEARS? In my El Goonish Shive?
>>149541601
KEK Dan was one of us. I wonder if Hitler will give a speech at their graduation? What are the chances Dan forgot about this and will realize the day before the strip is due and have a spiral trying to figure out what to do?
>>149541807
KEK we don't get humor like this anymore
>>149541846
Ooh Grace was snappy back in the day. Where did that attitude go?
Replies: >>149548789 >>149548832
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:28:23 AM No.149547996
>>149541864
Lol I miss Elliot's parents
>>149543952
True
>>149544946
True
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:29:35 AM No.149548002
>>149546278
Because Sam isn't ready to tell people he's trans. I really wish Dan had just not done this storyline in retrospect. I doubt he'll ever get to resolve it, though if there's anyone who might just bite the bullet and go for it it's also him.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:31:01 AM No.149548020
>>149541905
He's done longer ones you naysayers. Just don't read along if you don't want to.
>>149541935
Wowza. I was wondering how many there were recently.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:04 AM No.149548026
>>149541935
> Underage girl seduces Hitler for laughs
There will never be another comic this based.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:33:35 AM No.149548043
>>149541964
What are the chances the Owl will come back into play like Lord Ted supposedly is going to? Also, does anyone believe we'll ever actually get more Lord Ted?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:34:47 AM No.149548056
>>149542006
Dang, if he had paired up Susan and Elliot this would've been a heck of a set up.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:38:06 AM No.149548086
>>149542061
And she somehow didn't know about WW2?
>>149542072
GRACE! Also, not to sound like a broken record but what whiplash this tone is lol. They would have a 12 strip convo about how this isn't ok nowadays. Also, would be cool if Ted's X-Ray specs came in handy unexpectedly again.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:42:44 AM No.149548130
>>149542080
Grace looked cute in the glasses
>>149542103
Someone should link Dan to this one and tell him to just do this whenever he has to info dump.

Also, what's a Pttaputasf?
>>149542128
Dang, we don't get jokes like this anymore. I'm gonna make a list to send to Dan and try to nag him into bringing some of this old school flavor back. He might ignore it but he's also cool sometimes so who knows?
Replies: >>149550046
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:44:42 AM No.149548150
>>149542414
No, Dan said he introduced it way too early and it won't come up for another 20 years.
Replies: >>149551360
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:48:40 AM No.149548183
>>149542710
Honestly, I think most webcomic artists if they're able to turn it into their primary source of income just decide to milk it forever because the risk of ending it and their follow up failing and them having to go back to having a dayjob is too big of a one to take.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:50:50 AM No.149548201
>>149542909
These are all amazing ideas. I miss early 2000's middle school-esque webcomic humor so much.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:52:52 AM No.149548222
>>149543212
That's a good point, but without spoiling anything, it would be very, very hard for you to figure it out with how convoluted she is for someone who hasn't just read the whole comic. I showed my Fiance a recent strip of her making a joke about Uryoms and it was like it was in a foreign language to her.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:55:02 AM No.149548240
>>149544559
I stand by Jay should've just been that goth girl who smokes cigarettes.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:59:06 AM No.149548279
>>149546775
It would be pretty baller if this was all build up to Lord Tedd crashing in with CONSEQUENCES and STUFF GETTING REAL but I seriously doubt it.
Replies: >>149550881
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:19:35 AM No.149548770
>>149547609
The peak was when Elliot first got his transformation power because it appealed to my specific TF fetish (transforming into other people; I like impersonation and disguising and shit). And Dan quickly did away with that and any questions of moral implications after like two or three comics by giving Elliot the OC disguise forms and Cheerleadra so he never has to worry about that again.

It's actually weird. Dan seems to be fine with body swaps or a character getting involuntarily turned into another (only in non.or dubiously canon stuff) but will seeminglh absolutely NOT have an EGS equivalent of someone like Mystique who willingly wants or has to shapeshift into others. I think the last time it came up was that party (a New Year's one I think?) in Tedd's basement. The gun is never used anymore so no more clone forms and shit.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:24:16 AM No.149548789
>>149547986
>My word look how quickly and humorously he covered that. Both this and the above would be no less than three strips nowadays.
Incorrect, each panel nowadays would be expanding to its own comic. That six panel comic would be two weeks of comics now.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:35:11 AM No.149548832
>>149547986
I dropped this comic a long time ago but I remember reading what's been storytimed so far and really liking it, Are you telling me the comic changes so much it becomes inconceivable something like this pages could appear? do they still make jokes?
Replies: >>149550082 >>149550153 >>149550341
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:36:58 PM No.149550046
>>149548130
>I'm gonna make a list to send to Dan and try to nag him into bringing some of this old school flavor back.
Kek go for it
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:40:36 PM No.149550082
>>149548832
From what I hear it becomes like Megatokyo in that events just kind of get so elongated and the character personalities get flattened out that it kind of just drags on forever
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:47:47 PM No.149550153
>>149547077
The point is consequence free sex
>>149547274
Explicitly explained that if you do spend enough time as girl to get pregnant you get locked for the entire pregnancy.

>>149548832
I don't know a good word for the overall but changes but here is a bullet point few.

First all of characters are all super flandarized, away from any edge, assertiveness etc. Everybody is fluffy and nice know that would never hurt anybody even by accident.

Magic is not some unknown thing, it so fully explained to the point it has actual confirmed rules, with rules that prevent it from hurting you in any way that matters. Again fluffy and safe.

Their no real comedy anymore either, you can be assured their will be entire threads without a single joke of note. That will rapidly become the norm. Not helped by everything taking forever to the point only a few days have passed since the last big event in 2016

Taken together EGS has become almost well this is not the right word but close "infantile" no more like what a kid thinks of their baby brother/sister, they get everything handed to them, for no reason you can understand.
Replies: >>149551494 >>149551580
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:00:43 PM No.149550292
>>149542729
Hey look, it's that panel from Doom Patrol, where Joshua wakes up Dorothy from her tangible nightmare!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:05:27 PM No.149550341
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md5: 502abf30f45e28ba69311d2e1b19de6e๐Ÿ”
>>149548832
Avarage modern EGS comic
Replies: >>149550620
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:28:31 PM No.149550620
>>149550341
Wow, the art is an upgrade. But I can see what people mean by decompressed, I don't think you need a panel explaining the difference between a monitor and a TV.
Who are this characters? I only recognize Tedd's dad.
Replies: >>149550825 >>149554488
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:45:31 PM No.149550825
>>149550620
The blonde is Tedd's dad's ayylmao fiancee. The black haired one would take way too long to explain.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:49:48 PM No.149550881
>>149548279
Lord Ted just kicking in the door during exposition and stabbing people would be pretty great.
Replies: >>149550971
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:57:15 PM No.149550971
>>149550881
Not been a thing for almost 2 decades, save as offhand mentions.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:30:01 PM No.149551360
>>149544008
Right, yeah, that doesn't sound fun.

>>149548150
20 YEARS?
How long is this dude planning to write this story?
Is it ever going to end?
Replies: >>149551455 >>149551468 >>149551502
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:36:24 PM No.149551455
>>149551360
It'll be like Questionable Content. This shit will only end when the creator drops dead, and maybe not even then.
Replies: >>149554488
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:37:16 PM No.149551468
>>149551360
Much like Order of the Stick, this is how they make their money. Dan at least is not able to draw that much, without lots of income.

But at least unlike the Oots, while Oots a much simpler and faster to draw art style then anything EGS has used for at least 15 years, is consider moving at blistering fast pace when it updates monthly.

Admittedly I do not blame Oots creator, I have a job that only required me to put in 10-20 hours of work a month and pull down 5k a month I would not want to risk it either.

[Spoiler]Even if it is scummy./spoiler
Replies: >>149551514
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:38:56 PM No.149551494
>>149550153
Rules are fine but you can't get hurt? That's such a waste.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:39:28 PM No.149551502
>>149551360
Much like Order of the Stick, this is how they make their money. Dan at least is not able to draw that much, without lots of income.

But at least unlike the Oots, while Oots a much simpler and faster to draw art style then anything EGS has used for at least 15 years, is consider moving at blistering fast pace when it updates monthly.

Admittedly I do not blame Oots creator, if I had a job that only required me to put in 10-20 hours of work a month and pull down 5k a month I would not want to risk it either.

[Spoiler]Even if it is scummy./spoiler]
Replies: >>149551514
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:40:11 PM No.149551514
>>149551502
>>149551468
Just use ctrl+s mate.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:44:49 PM No.149551580
>>149550153
>fluffy and safe
This is why EGS doesn't feel like a fetish webcomic. Those motherfuckers love consequences. Imagine Delve but none of that shit mattered to the characters.
Replies: >>149551670 >>149551680
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:52:10 PM No.149551670
>>149551580
EGS is most definitely a fetish comic, see>>149541677

And in many ways EGS is worse and more deadly then anything Delve ever did. EGS is a world where you never have to face consequences, you never have to take responsibility, for your actions, or face a challenge you cannot deal with.

It basically the ultimate communist fantasy. You never have to do anything, yet get given everything. You can remain a simple child for 50 years and nothing bad will happen.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:53:19 PM No.149551680
>>149551580
EGS is most definitely a fetish comic, see>>149541699

And in many ways EGS is worse and more deadly then anything Delve ever did. EGS is a world where you never have to face consequences, you never have to take responsibility, for your actions, or face a challenge you cannot deal with.

It basically the ultimate communist fantasy. You never have to do anything, yet get given everything. You can remain a simple child for 50 years and nothing bad will happen.
Replies: >>149552099 >>149555241
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:27:28 PM No.149552099
>>149551680
>EGS is a world where you never have to face consequences, you never have to take responsibility, for your actions, or face a challenge you cannot deal with.
Ellen?
Replies: >>149552169
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:33:14 PM No.149552169
>>149552099
And what actually happened big daddy government showed up, and instead of punishing you. They arrange for your family to a small lottery, so your family can support a new member without issue. You donโ€™t face any form of punishment, and instead come out of the situation with a new sibling, and your mom able to retire from work.
Replies: >>149552244
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:37 PM No.149552244
>>149552169
You say this as if Ellen's existence is not, in and of itself, a consequence.

Hell, multiple conflicts in the book are the result of kids having the bear the burden of dealing with the consequences of the actions of prior generations.

Then there's shit like Susan having obvious PTSD or Nanase getting hospitalized.
Replies: >>149552422 >>149556996
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:51:24 PM No.149552422
>>149552244
Tbh that was when the comic still had conflict. Aren't these things like, 10 years old at this point?
Replies: >>149553827
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 7:36:07 PM No.149553827
>>149552422
20 years old
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:18:08 PM No.149554488
>>149550620
The blonde is Violet, she's an Uryuom (alien) assistant to Tedd's dad who's now his fiance. Tedd used the principle of the TF gun to give human forms to Uryuoms so they could walk among humans.

The black-haired girl is Hope who's the reincarnated version of Pandora who's an immortal who's essentially behind everything that happens in the series. She eventually connected with Sarah and softened a lot and reincarnated in a way that, as someone mentioned, destroyed most of the monsters in the world. Pandora is also the mother of Raven so she's the direct grandmother of Diane and great-something grandmother of Susan.

>>149551455
>This shit will only end when the creator drops dead, and maybe not even then.
Dan basically only finishes comics right before they're uploaded given that at least once a month or so he has to miss an update for this or that reason. He's not like Willis who has like a six a month buffer, EGS dies the second Dan does.
Replies: >>149554844
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:45:13 PM No.149554844
>>149554488
>Dan basically only finishes comics right before they're uploaded
I can never understand creatives that don't build up a backlog of even a few updates.
Replies: >>149555359 >>149555419
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:18:49 PM No.149555241
>>149551680
>EGS is worse and more deadly then anything Delve ever did
What am I reading in Delve women get eaten and die. Are you saying if Delve did what EGS did that fate would be worse than death?
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/25/2025, 9:27:51 PM No.149555359
>>149554844
I'm almost certain he used to
But I guess between the comic, the spin-off, and patreon pictures one man can only produce so much
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:32:28 PM No.149555419
>>149554844
For people like Jungle Japes from Questionable Content is because they course correct the moment he accidentally writes something that would upset his fanbase and disrupt his income
Replies: >>149556829
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:19:57 PM No.149556829
>>149555419
Well, we wouldn't want Jeph to get drunk and stab himself in the hand again, would we?

Would we?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:32:22 PM No.149556996
>>149552244
And all the consequences, and bad things, all worked out in the end. Their never any permanent negative effects to anything, that did actually occur. It much like One Peice in that, bad stuff only ever happens in the character backstory.

Notably after the first big arc, nothing actually bad has happened to anybody, that lasted for longer then the single event.
Magister !I46H95akI2
7/26/2025, 1:00:49 AM No.149558278
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>>149558271