Thread 149544899 - /co/ [Archived: 205 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:40:27 AM No.149544899
Batman
Batman
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>If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:41:35 AM No.149544921
But if you kill 2 then it decreases.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:44:10 AM No.149544960
gordon attends joker's funeral after he died from being raped by batman
>>149544899 (OP)
>If you rape a killer, the number of killers in the world would decrease due to the killer experience trauma.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:48:17 AM No.149545021
>>149544899 (OP)
I'll take "thing Batman has never said" for 500!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:39:43 AM No.149545772
>>149544899 (OP)
If you resurrect a murder victim the number of killers goes free.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:40:37 AM No.149545794
>>149545772
If you resurrect a killer than the number of killers goes up
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:52:01 AM No.149545984
kill a killer then do the math raiden MGS metal gear silly
>>149544899 (OP)
Do the math, Baitman.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:54:03 AM No.149546015
punisher USAS12
punisher USAS12
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>>149544899 (OP)
>kill all of Batman's rogue gallery
>number of killers decreases slightly
>number of vitcims decreases SIGNIFICANTLY
yeah fuck that time to tear Joker 5 new assholes at the same time
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:56:48 AM No.149546070
>>149544899 (OP)
and the number of future victims decreases.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:59:26 AM No.149546114
As funny as this epic observation is, the issue lies with Gothams judicial system. There is no universe where criminals like Joker wouldn't get the death penalty, especially after you take into account them constantly escaping custody.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:03:00 AM No.149546162
stas22
stas22
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I'm just saying it's interesting that Metropolis has the death penalty
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:02 AM No.149546273
>>149546114
most states in the union have abolished the death penalty, either de jure or de facto. including New York.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:26 AM No.149546277
>>149546162
The funniest part is how Metropolis and Gotham are portrayed as very close by, so its like all they had to do was ship Joker across the bay and they would execute him instead of just sticking him back in Arkham.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:11:52 AM No.149546284
>>149544899 (OP)
Batman didn't say that.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:08 AM No.149546370
I accept Batman's stance against killing because I don't think it's really a moral one. I think it's a restriction he imposes on himself because he knows he's crazy and if he does it even once, he's never going to be able to stop. He'll always find some excuse or rationalize it in some way until one day there's an innocent body laying at his feet. And then Thomas and Martha Wayne will truly be dead, because their son betrayed everything they ever believed in.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:47 AM No.149546379
>>149544899 (OP)
He didn't say that
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:18:57 AM No.149546380
>>149546277
Why doesn't Superman just fly across to Gotham and stop all the crime?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:20:39 AM No.149546400
>>149544899 (OP)
I've got another 5 in the cylinder lil bro, let me cook.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:21:36 AM No.149546415
>>149546277

That's a stupid thing the Snyder movies started. Bruce had to take a plane to get to Metropolis in the World's Finest episodes of STAS.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:22:44 AM No.149546428
>>149546277
that's not constitutional. you have a right to a trial by a jury of your peers. If he broke a law in Metropolis then sure they'd throw the book at him there. but as it stands he only operates in Gotham.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:07:23 AM No.149547386
>>149546380
Batman will sulk and make Justice League suffer for it