SEGA Jobbers - /co/ (#149545703) [Archived: 21 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:34:44 AM No.149545703
TheMilesIronTailesPrower
TheMilesIronTailesPrower
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>Be SEGA
>Make Tails
>Make him a boy genius equivalent to Eggman
>Canonically inspired by Sonic heroism
>He never builds a technologically enhanced exo-suit for armor and firepower to protect himself and the others
>He never builds weapons that can easily thwart Egg-Mans jobbing drones
>He always ends up being a weak coward who gets easily thrashed Eggman
>Thus deny the Sonic fandom Kino after 30+ years
SEGA needs to answer for their crimes. Tails has been robbed for as long as Shadow has been imprisoned by G.U.N.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:57 AM No.149545759
I'm pretty sure you could've tried even an iota more with whatever model you were using to gen something that even remotely looks like tails.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:41:03 AM No.149545804
>>149545703 (OP)
a supersuit is very redundant when you’re naturally superfast, superstrong and can fly. I agree he seems like he needs it since they never let him fight anymore since Unleashed. But still would be unsatisfying to fans to imply he needs a suit to win a fight when they grew up with him smashing robots with his bare fists
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:50:18 AM No.149545956
>>149545804
>But still would be unsatisfying to fans to imply he needs a suit to win a fight when they grew up with him smashing robots with his bare fists
Dang really? I thought only Sonic and Knucks were strong enough to do that. I've only been watching a few pieces of Sonic media but I know it's a 30+ year franchise. Maybe he could use it to tank projectiles from the Eggbots but maybe that's about it.
My goofy ass really though I accomplished something I guess
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:54:11 AM No.149546019
>>149545956
No way, Tails has been spindashing giant robots since before Knuckles existed. He has his own move the Tailswipe which is stronger than a spindash or knuckles in every game it’s used. He didn’t start fighting from a mech until SA2. In his Gamegear game he can even kill enemies by punching them with his hands.
Some sidemedia like sonic x or archie comics make him a pathetic baby who can’t fight and sometimes isn’t even smart, but those always do that so they can push him to the sideline and make it only about sonic.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:05:48 AM No.149546191
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>>149545759
I fucking hate AI
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:51:50 AM No.149547701
>>149546019
>but those always do that so they can push him to the sideline and make it only about sonic.
Ironically, this is what fans want nowadays.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:04:18 PM No.149549762
>>149545703 (OP)
You know. I never thought about this before? huh...
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:44:07 PM No.149550807
Are We Sega?
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:46:34 PM No.149550839
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>>149545703 (OP)
Write a fanfic if you want this to happen. Stick to op and chad hedgehogs please.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:49:53 PM No.149550882
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He built a mecha in SA2 and the Eggman casually showed him up with a tiny utilitarian version of his usual boss robots.
Tails brain's are only allowed to take him so far in most stories.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:57:02 PM No.149550970
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>>149550839
Based
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:45:10 PM No.149552333
>>149545703 (OP)
Your slop does not deserve its own thread, you uncreative fuckwit
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:10:41 PM No.149552663
>>149545703 (OP)
AI suspected.