Do you think he ever uses his X-Ray vision to....you know?

>>149554405 (OP)
We dont appreciate straight shota in this board

>>149554405 (OP)
Look at Damian naked?

Cheat on tests? probably no, because he is a pussy kriptonion and those motherfuckers hate any type of fun that is not somehow very boring also.

I also suspect his dad would be aware of it painful. since they can see the full magnetic spectrum, he probably could somehow tell right alway the spike on x-rays on whatever the fuck his son is doing, or at very least notice his done recently thanks to the lingering radiation on his clothes, since x-rays are so high energy. So for whatever purpose you have in mind, is probably not a good idea given context.

>>149554405 (OP)
Look at men? Probably.

>>149554450
>Jon
>straight

>>149554405 (OP)
If there's a heterosexual bone in his body he will be looking women's naked bodies all the time

>>149554577
it was retconned

>>149554456
Kid Jon was straight as fuck and constantly had girls fawning over him

>>149554405 (OP)
Yes.

>>149554405 (OP)
Built to be nursed by Granny Goodness.

>>149554405 (OP)
Considering what Lois does at home on the daily, it's no wonder why Jon turned out gay.

>>149554405 (OP)
Sterilize people who he doesn't want to reproduce?

>>149555531
Gay boys can have girls fawning over them, and even be nervous around girls. Not sure what your point is.

I need more people to acknowledge Jon is bi, come on guys, he can work for either of your straight or gay fantasies.

>>149554405 (OP)
To give homosexuals terminal cancer?

Yes.

>>149555995
obsessed

>>149555603
>Built to be nursed by Kalibak

>>149555773
Comic book Bi is just gay, anon.

Even John Constantine exclusively dates only men (like King Shark).

Jon will never be in a relationship with a biological woman.

They made the wrong Superboy gay.

>>149556444
checked

>>149556444
Wasted trips and wrong

>>149556432
We're not DC Editorial anon, we don't have to follow unspoken tokenism rules.
Canon Jon is also a lost cause anyway, no one cares about him.

>>149556512
How is he wrong?

>>149554405 (OP)
Look at shrivled flaccid cocks since he is gay? Do gays even like that?

>>149556707
you tell us leonard

>>149554450

>>149554405 (OP)
Wow, what a cutie. And he's actually gay or are people just shitposting?

>>149554405 (OP)
I believe there was a comic about this very thing

>>149559932
He's gay and aged up by an abusive alternate reality version of his dad who was pretending to be his grandpa... or something

Point is he's legal now or something

>>149559932
i think hes back to being a 12 year old now who cares more about what cookies his mother buys him than gay sex.
it was fucking retarded and weird to have a gay 18 year old hanging around with a 12 year old boy anyways

>>149554450
>straight shota
thats an oxymoron

>>149560056
That's not what the internet tells me

>>149560032
>i think hes back to being a 12 year old now who cares more about what cookies his mother buys him than gay sex
He was deaged for a single issue before being aged up and having sex with his boyfriend

>>149554405 (OP)
Spy on dudes showering while cranking it? Of course. People do it WITHOUT x-ray vision

>>149555741
That he’s not gay or was never intended or written as gay to begin with that due to a writer trying to pull for shock value rather than tell an interesting story decided he wanted to turn him gay

>>149560408
he is NOT gay

>>149560687
>>149561535
Just because you don't want him to be gay doesn't mean he's not fingering himself watching Tim and Bernard go at it

>>149554450
>there's literally an /ss/ going strong atm
We who? Take meds

>>149554405 (OP)
The way his mom looks? Who could blame him

>>149554450
Good thing Jon's not straight. Just ask his Asian twink boyfriend.

>>149561629
Even if he had to be gay, what was the point of giving him such terrible love interest?

>>149560367
oh was it just one issue i thought they brought supersons back as actual mainstream canon
fucking shame, those comics where cute and i dont mean that in a gay way

>>149561864
because just two normal guys being gay isnt cool (midnighter/apollo) you need pink hair troon flag waving at parades to be gay and hip and cool because being gay isnt a sex interest its a total lifestyle!

>>149556707
Pecs, abdomens, asses, and thighs are also appreciated.

>>149554405 (OP)
I HATE BENDIS AND TAYLOR
I HATE BENDIS AND TAYLOR
I HATE BENDIS AND TAYLOR

>>149562939
ive literally never heard one person say they like bendis, hes a fucking god awful writer from my experience and it seems that way for others aswell.
why marvel stuck him on a pedal of stools, i have no fucking idea.

>>149554405 (OP)
He doesn't need to. I like to imagine after a hard day of superhero work he and Damian showered together.

>>149561629
He's been dating The Dreamer since Absolute Power, tho.

>>149554450
>Straight shota
That's a paradox

>>149559932
He's gay but never had a boyfriend as a shota because the writers are COWARDS

>>149565121
You're thinking of the flashpoint paradox

>>149565127
Both then.

>>149555741
His point is he has no friends so he never learns about other people and just assumes everyone is like him.

>>149554405 (OP)
He's cannonically bi, so he has it on 24/7

>>149565032
The Dreamer is a tranny tho