Bitch, that book is 1200 pages long, it's Christmastime and he's eight years old.
I hope that trombone sounding cunt went to hell for this.

It's just a sign of how far education standards have fallen. Back then kids regularly read Tolstoy and Joyce without issue along with books about cutting-edge physics and engineering. Vgh, vvhat trvly vvas...

>>149555044
is it even possible for you to post on 4chan for a single day without acting like a bigger faggot than OP?

>>149555016 (OP)
Nigga, you don't understand how boring the time before vidya and the internet used to be.
You played with whatever was on the house, you read every book that was upon reach, and you were waiting with bated breath for something good to air on tv or show at the movies.

>>149555016 (OP)
>that's just the dust jacket. dis actually the kor-an

>>149555016 (OP)
Reading wasn't considered torture like zoomers say now

>>149555016 (OP)
This says more about you than it does him

>>149555016 (OP)
This show was all over the place. One cartoon he's reading War and Peace, playing football and going to homecoming dance like a high schooler, another he's doing a book report on Peter Rabbit, trick or treating, and singing Home on the Range like an elementary schooler.

>>149555170
YOU don't understand
Charlie Brown wasn't reading this for enjoyment, he was forced to read this for a book report