Thread 149555362

>Goes to hell for being a papist idolater

I thought Batman was supposed to be intelligent?

>>149555362 (OP)
then why did he cut his pp

>>149555362 (OP)
>Goes to hell for not letting God take revenge

He's canonically an atheist. Both in Modern times and Post Crisis has had entire arcs about how very, very atheist he is. Even when fighting Greek gods with wonder woman he'll screech "nooooooooo you're not real you're just faking there's no such thing as a god muh parents died so gods aren't real nooooo"
That /x/witter account is a christian propaganda spammer.

>>149555362 (OP)
batman is a jew

his mam's jewish

>>149555362 (OP)
>Christian regularly fights Jewish villains
What did they mean by this

>>149555376
His mom is Jewish

>>149555387
How many times does one have to meet The Spectre before they begin to believe the legitimacy of his profession?

>>149555389
>>149555453
>this shit again
>the same retarded illiterate niggers repeating Xitter takes
His COUSIN is a KIKE because HIS MOTHER'S BROTHER (HIS UNCLE) MARRIED a JEWESS. Do you understand it now, or do you need it written down more plainly?

>>149555427
>c*tholic
>Christian

???????

>>149555496
More like a DYKE

>>149555362 (OP)
He was supposed to be a protestant. Catholics are New Money. The Waynes are Old Money, aka Protestants.

>>149555376
Many believers have cut PPs actually, being jewish isn't the only reason dummy, some might have gotten a sexual disease due to unprotected sex and had to cut the skin or maybe it closed and they were unable to pee due to not washing it right

>>149555470
kek i dunno yeah. Obviously it's done because Atheists are (falsely) viewed as intellectual objectivists, and also a bit because of his speech about life having no meaning in Miller's DKR, but that would be the complete opposite way round when you've met several divine beings with ties to a divine creator. But it's a comicbook, caring about canon is asinine

>>149555362 (OP)
Protestants worship Israel not God

>>149555362 (OP)
>Trad West
Something tells me they're a bit biased.

>>149555362 (OP)
Writers are morons hung up on the Catholic aesthetic.
Batman is an Atheist. Batman doesn't pray. Batman doesn't go to church.
The Waynes have a direct patrilineal line back to the Puritans and never moved from East Jersey. They're WASP as WASP gets. Barring some religious conversion in his recent family history they wouldn't be Catholic. Most likely Presbyterian.

>>149555362 (OP)
That is dumb.
old money east coasters are secular presbyterians

>>149555362 (OP)
which writers

Why would Batman be a christian? Jesus failed to fulfill the important parts of the messianic prophecies and only did the easily replicated parts like riding on a donkey, the man was clearly a false messiah.

>>149555510
That's right, now, which version of the Lords Prayer do you use? Because that is the ultimate test of heresy, only one is acceptble.

>>149555389
That's King self-Inserting.

>>149555453
Martha Kane's brother converted to Judaism when he married. That's why Kate is Jewish and not Bruce.

>>149555362 (OP)
Who's the writer? What's the source? Is it in an actual comic or something someone said on twitter?

>>149556030
>t."Jew"

>>149556030
>Why would Batman be a christian?
He wouldn't be. He'd worship Elaine Belloc. Batman's not an idiot. He's gonna follow the one true religion of his multiverse.

>>149555362 (OP)
Hes Daredevil now

>>149555387
How's that even work? Batman may not meet the Spectre, but he's met Wonder Woman and the Greek pantheon. The Greek pantheon aren't gonna give a shit about 2 people getting shot in an alleyway, so they'd never stop it to begin with.

>>149555362 (OP)
No wonder he was so close to the Boy Wonder

>>149555932
I remember Tom King had him being taken to a Catholic church by his dad but I can't remember which story it is.

>>149555387
>>149555551
>>149556163
Its the same cope these types of characters in comic universes use all the time :God's aren't real, they are just super powerful beings beyond our current technological understanding."
Its an implicit statement that the character saying it does not view said entities as being in some way untouchable or having an unobtainable status and therefore no real validity in terms of moral authority or implicit understanding of the universe.

>>149555387
>very atheist he is
Nay, his moral and stance on crime and criminals reeks of judeo-christianity and DC hasn't enough balls to commit and write him saying "gods don't exist". Especially since gods are apparently a thing in the DCU. He's a wasp.

>>149556276
I reccomend you read Wonder Woman’s 2011 run.
Dematteis shows Batman literally fighting Wonder Woman’s greek gods 1v1 yet every line of dialogue he says is “Gods aren’t real I’m an atheist God doesn’t exist”
Here’s the first page he ever shows up, it’s literally the first thing he says

>>149556084
Catholicism is the continuation of the roman solar cult. Not Christian.

I didn't know Jack Chick's ghost posted on 4chan.

>>149555362 (OP)
>following the One True Church
>not the smartest thing you can do
LMAO
>>149555510
Catholics are the only real Christians. The rest are heretics LARPing.

>>149555904
>>149555921
Huntress Year One is underrated.

>>149555362 (OP)
Then why is he circumcised?

>>149556449
For some retarded reason all gringos are circumcised at birth.
Like, who tf does that!?
>"Oh, we are already at the hospital, why don't we cut our newborn's dickskin while we are at it?"

>>149556486
You can blame Mr. Kellogg for that.
(the one who made a spa station, not his brother who invented the corn flakes)

>>149556486
It's only an USA thing, and mostly among protestants.

>>149556380
I do wonder what the protestant narrative of the history of chrisanity is. Like Jesus does his ministry, then everyone after him is just wrong until martin Luther speaks up and then the specific stand of Christianity branching from him happens to get what Jesus is saying?

>>149556334
>fighing gods to tell them you don't believe in them
I'll be honest anon but this concept is not atheist at all and it feel just like an excuse to write an "atheist" as a stubborn contrarian. It's in character for Bruce but it's otherwise comic book nonsense. Dare I ask what is even the finality or purpose of this "character arc"?

>>149556409
That is the most late 70s-early 80s comic page I have seen in a 2010s era comic book.

>>149556380
It really isn't.
It's simply the consequence of the Roman
empire making Christianity its state religion.

>>149556402
Why can't the dead receive salvation?

>>149556560
>>149556409
> believes in no one but himself
> because a real god wouldn't let his parents die
Nevermind, I've got my answer. Bruce is a hollywood atheist.

>>149556594
Because they get raised from the dead on judgement day. Annihalationism is the correct interpretation of hell

>>149556560
I agree with you it's an excuse to make batman the grumpy Scrooge type to Wonder Woman's "how can you not believe in them they're right there!". But it's just how he is written
>Dare I ask what is even the finality or purpose of this "character arc"?
it's not really an arc, at the end Bruce still doesn't believe despite meeting Ares and getting possessed himself. He basically just says "I still don't believe in your mumbo jumbo, but keep your badguys out of Gotham so I don't have to deal with them"

>>149556660
Universalism seems fairer and more consistent with an omnipotent and benevolent god.

>>149556560
I mean, if god can be punched in the face and get the shit beaten of him by decidedly non-god beings, can he even be called a god?
Should he?

>>149556704
Yeah, he's a hollywood atheist and in this context where gods exist while he refuses their factual existence, he's a Flat-Earth Atheist. He's as "atheist" as the person who wrote this comic.

>>149555904
Would Bruce Wayne be friends with pedophiles like Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump?

>>149556796
Wrong again, God is also lawful and merciful There are two heads of the same coin
>>149556806
He literally had to nerf himself to a human being so he could make a sacrafice great enough to bear the crimes of all humanity. Even when the Roman soldiers tried to gang up on Jesus he literally said only two words and they went flying back.
Also unholy and sinful creatures cannot see the face of god lest they be instantly annihilated so no. The idea anyone can touch God without him specifically acknowledging it and allowing it (for example Jesus) is a joke

>>149555362 (OP)
Bruce Wayne is clearly a WASP though?

>>149556863
He would pretend to get along with them in order to bring them down.

>>149555545
Shalom

>>149555387
That isn't always consistent. In Batman: The Chalice he becomes the owner of the Holy Grail and accepts it as genuine after it heals a bullet wound he got from Two-Face.

Christcucks are probably the worst cancer on this site right now, and I say this as a rightoid.

>>149556886
That's very nice and all, anon, but we were talking comic books here.

>>149556918
>be wicked person
>physically recoil at anything biblical like a literal devil or anti-christ jew

>>149555362 (OP)
based Batman

>>149556806
See, this is why this is comic book nonsense. Not every gods are omnipotent or omnipresent. In most case they're just what existed on Earth before chaos/flood/humanity. They're a mythological race of human with inhuman strenght and other magical power. So yes, they're gods even if Batman can punch them.

>>149556930
Fair enough, fiction is fiction no matter how distasteful I may find it.

>>149556918
and worst of all are the silly and dumb papist scum.
i miss fedora atheists

>>149555904
>>149555921
what is this trash lmao
unironically thank god this isn't canon

>>149556945
>wicked person
Yeah this totally doesn't apply to a performative hypocrite /pol/spammer who picked le most le based religion on the internet and has never been to a church. Suck a cock and kill yourself, you worthless fucking cunt

>>149556969
Suicide is not the way anon
Call the emergency national hotlime if you are feeling suicidal

everytime i see a christfag post on 4chan i want to beat up and rape my local priest

>>149556969
The only thing seperating a wicked person and a righteous person is denial of Jesus Christ
We are all evil flesh creatures that need atonement and hardening
That is all

>>149556918
>he says it while posting DBZ

>>149556957
>They're a mythological race of human with inhuman strenght and other magical power.
That describes half of all characters from capeshit, anon.
Like, what makes Kryptonians or other aliens different from the Greek Gods?
For fuck's sake, the New Gods are both aliens and gods at the same time.

>>149555362 (OP)
Christians' need for validation from pop culture is just sad.
That said, Batman is half Jewish, half Methodist, his mother's family is all Jewish and his father is old money Mayflower Protestant

>>149557019
Good! He may cast out the demon living in you if you do!

>>149557040
i don't follow you false jewish bronze age gods.
My gods are wodan, shrooms and cocaine

>>149556416
Speak to me when your church stop covering up for your pedophile priests

The whore of Babylon is destined to be destroyed and its members with it unless you leave your fake "religion"

>>149556968
It's a really good mini and you have no taste.

>>149557060
>Zeus a.k.a. one of Satan's innumerable monikers
>Idols that do not speak, hear, see, or feel

>>149557080
you just expose yourself as being anti-white by calling the ethnic gods of european peoples satanic. KYS self hating christfag.

>>149556416
Why, because the bishop of Rome declared himself the conduit of God directly and sent his private militia to hunt down and kill anyone who disagreed? sounds like idolatry to me.

>>149555362 (OP)
>bruce worships jesus instead of wood and israel
No shit

>>149557143
Idolatry is a sin you fake Christian

>>149556030
Jesus himself wasn't the messiah, his movement was. Everything Jews say is necessary for the messiah to do, Christianity as a religion has done or is in the process of doing.
leave it to Jews to not be able to read between the lines.

>>149557059
Delete this

>>149556162
>Daredevil
Who is Red Batman.

>>149556380
Explain.

>>149555362 (OP)
>idolater

>>149555362 (OP)
>Catholic
>is circumcised

>>149557143
>There can only be one true origin story
>The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons.
>I am the Lord, there is no other God besides me
That is all

>>149557220
something something we must stop the sol invictus military something dysnaty something

>>149556556
>Jesus tells his disciples that only faith in His sacrifice will get them into heaven
>decades later a random Roman says "oh also you have to pay me and my friends taxes, God told me so in private. if you don't, I will personally ban you from heaven because I have that authority"
that's the gist of it.

>>149557259
>later a random Roman says "oh also you have to pay me and my friends taxes, God told me so in private. if you don't, I will personally ban you from heaven because I have that authority"
Kek the evolution of a pharisee

>>149555362 (OP)
That explains why he was voiced by a gay man

>>149557059
Shit, Alfred is never coming back is he?

>>149557230
he had phimosis

>149555389
You're Jewish

>>149556918
>>149556963
>>149557019

susceptibility has no sides

>>149557302
I mean outside of his temporary return in Batman vs Robin, doesn't seem like DC is going to want to bring him back just yet

>>149555551
>Nobody gives a crap about what you believe, Bruce
KEK
KWAB

>>149555904
Whoever wrote this should be fucking killed.

>>149557581
find some rando honest man worshipping Mother Earth after a long day of toil in the field by praying to a tree which gives shelter, cold breeze and fruits to thousands...

A JEW LOVER WALKS ACROSS, CUTS DOWN THAT TREE AND ASKS YOU TO WORSHIP HIS DEAD JEW WHO USED TO WORSHIP YAHWEH.


Honestly christcucks deserve everything thats coming for them, if you are still a christcuck in this age when you have access to all the information you just hate West

>>149557862
It seems like you have a lot of deep seated rage and complexions and fabricated perceptions about people anon

>>149556251
It squares with their experiences of meeting other comic book characters, reasonable

I wonder what's in this thread? Ah yes. SEETHING.

>>149557974
Natural when a controversial subject is the topic of the OP

>>149557030
>That describes half of all characters from capeshit, anon.
Are they a race that predate humanity on Earth? Did they create or help create mankind lore-wise? Were they the center of a religion at a time where Jesus or Mohamad weren't even a concept? If you're definition of gods is "inhuman strenght and powers" then Naruto, Luffy, Popeye, Asterix and countless other modern heros and villains are gods and all this just highlight this is comic book nonsense.

>what makes Kryptonians or other aliens different from the Greek Gods?
1) Hercules or Zeus are lore-wise a half-god and a god. It's their "race". Clark is a Kryptonian, something that is absolutely not relevant to Greek mythology btw.
2) Greek myths are part of the History of mankind and are still relevant enough to get culturally appropriated 3000 years later by the two American corporation who almost own this dying niche we know as superheroes comics.

>>149555496
Why his uncle got a star of david on his grave then

>>149555362 (OP)
I kinda wish they would stop making batman a fedora wearing atheist

>>149556918
>Christcucks
>rightoid
Your trying too hard dear.

>>149558037
He can't otherwise he wouldn't beat up random street thugs

>>149558070
Well that doesn't stop Daredevil

>>149555362 (OP)
BASED CATHOLIC CHADS WIN AGAIN.

>>149555362 (OP)
Reading some post crisis Batman/Batfamily it doesn't surprise me, catholicism is a running theme even before Jean-Paul Valley shows up

>>149555362 (OP)
>>149555387
I've never read a DC comic where they talk about the religious identity of a character. Which is very unlike Marvel where you've got Catholics, Jews, Muslims, and atheists all very open about their identities and talk about it on a semi-regular basis. I'd love to see a Buddhist martial artist where his Buddhism is as important to him as Daredevil's Catholicism, or a Hindu magic oriented character drawing on Indian mythology.

>>149557030
No. Ignoring the sentence preceding the one you quoted make any character with some sort of power a god. Gods are gods because they take part in some sort of creation myth. The Greek gods by DC or Norse gods by Marvel are INSPIRED by the myths. They are not the myths, they are not greek or scandinave, and they're not a faithfull adaptation of the myths. Last, nobody but DC or Marvel is pushing their fictional character as the new myths so stop mixing things because you fell for their marketting stunt

>>149555376
Do Catholics not circumcise? I thought that was a Christian (including Catholic) and Muslim thing too, being the Minions to the Torah's Despicable Me.

>>149555362 (OP)
Bruce is clearly an old money WASP.

>>149555470
This would mean more of there weren't a billion other gods and angels hanging around

>>149558040
I am a nationalist with a liberal temperament. I dislike mass immigration, legislated morality and Israel.

>>149555362 (OP)
Why he got to copy Daredevil?

>>149555376
Circumcision is not explicitly a jew thing, but it stems from their influence.
>>149558663
>Do Catholics not circumcise?
Not as a rule they don't.
>I thought that was a Christian (including Catholic) and Muslim thing too
I could see it as at least a muzzy thing. The whole idea of circumcision is that it's supposed to be a sanitary practice. But you see, the thing of it is that jews and muzzies/arabs originate and still live in the middle east, where it's filthy as fuck. There getting circumcised might make sense. But for the rest of the world? Not so much. But 50 to 30 years ago, a lot of medical practitioners got the idea that circumcision in general was the hygenic choice for newborns and pushed mothers into getting their newborn sons circumcised ASAP, regardless of their religious and racial backgrounds. I know, I was one such of those newborns whom my mom was duped into having put upon me, and she was a white catholic. By the time I was in my late teens/early 20s, she told me she regretted getting me and my brothers circumcised.

>>149558663
Are Americans this brainwashed? Circumcision has never been Christian. American circumcision was invented by fucking Kellogg's.

>>149555362 (OP)
Huh. I thought he was an Anglican. Interesting.

>Catholicism being the one true church still making protestant heretics seethe 600 years later

I'm sure your windowless "church" that used to be a movie theatre with a cross without Christ is a really nice place. Seafoam green walls too I bet.

>>149559532
Do faggot christcuck retards like you seriously not get that you don't belong on this site? Are you clinically retarded?

>>149559558
Agreed. 4chan is the epitome of degeneracy. Notice how 80% of /co/ posts are just thirst trap threads and rage bait

>>149555362 (OP)
Firstly praise be to God
Secondly "writers" confirm?

How can batman be a christian if he doesn't allow himself to get beaten up for no reason?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOmvV7MWXlM

>>149558663
It's a Jewish and American thing. It's ridiculed outside of the US and Israel.

>>149558663
It's an American thing invented by Kellogg and his pals. They explicitly promoted circumcision as a deterrent to masturbation, which they believed caused mental illness, epilepsy, and other disorders.

Kellogg also advised it be done without anesthesia to maximize the trauma and “curb the urge” (for masturbation)

“The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind.”

It's literally just ritual genital mutilation based in "use leeches to suck bad blood out to cure your headaches" tier pseudoscience and the rest of the world laughs at you for doing it.

>>149555362 (OP)
Writers confirming something doesn’t mean anything.

Chip Zdarsky confirmed Batman is gay/“bi” and no one outside of Tumblr/BluSky wants to acknowledge it.

>>149559471
Yeah but Jewish lobby normalized it for profit and as a power move to assert dominance over the yanks. Make them ritually mutilate their kids for the Torah to mark them for gentile servtitude.

>>149559745
Ichigo clears this one

>>149560289
Dude has gone on a tear since his divorce. His ex-wife broke his soul.

>41mil
What's language is that I assume the mil is k for thousand right? Also what happened to this board we've been having daily xitter threads on the daily

>>149558663
Gal 5:1,6
>Mark my words! I, Paul, tell you that if you let yourselves be circumcised, Christ will be of no value to you at all. For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love.
Roman 5:26-27
>So then, if those who are not circumcised keep the law’s requirements, will they not be regarded as though they were circumcised? The one who is not circumcised physically and yet obeys the law will condemn you who, even though you have the written code and circumcision, are a lawbreaker.
And Lastly Acts 15 is mostly about that and how, at the end of the day, you don't need to chop your foreskin because because jesus himself didn't discriminate between those were and those weren't. And you shouldn't force new believers into following the rules of the old covenant when jesus established a new one.
>TLDR
No, they don't. Or at least the majority. It's certainly not a sacrament or anything of the sort.

Christian girls are whores, and trad caths are all Libtard in real life or wannabe grifters online.
I prefer fictional Muslim women.
If you disagree with me, you're cringe and gay.

>>149555387
That's retarded. I'm an atheist because there isn't sufficient proof to any notable religion. I wouldn't be an atheist if I were to regularly interact with magic and ghost. That would be stupid.