Now that Marvel’s pretending comics matter and jerking off “accuracy,” along with the complete reset in the future…it’s time to admit Thor was never interesting. Thor without Loki is like toast without butter… dry, bland, and useless, most fans know this, but pretend to like him becuase they like Loki. Every version of Thor in the comics or MCU is the same recycled garbage. No edge, no growth, just 60 years of “Am I worthy?” Loki proves he functions better on his own anyways. Even in the MCU Loki dipped out on Thor’s whiny ass, got a job at the TVA, made friends, figured himself out, and now he’s literally controlling the multiverse like. Mot only is he the MCU’s main character, he is the fucking lore. Thor without Loki is like jerking off with sandpaper…painful, stupid, and nobody’s buying it.

- Thorfags are the most braindead people I’ve interacted with on this site and just can’t accept the fact that Thor has ZERO speed feats and a mountain of Ls in the death battle threads. Every time he shows up it’s to get his ass clapped, humiliated, or turned into a blithering retard. Marvel doesn’t love him. Marvel hates him. He’s a prop. A dumb one. the Sentinels raped him and NO ONE even remembered he was there. Every comic is him being destroyed. There is no hope for Thor as a character in anything he’s in if Loki isn’t there.

He’s a soulless NPC whose only role is being “the other guy” in Loki’s story to most marvel fans who claim to like him. Yet like Captain America, another character no one cares about, he keeps ending up on merch and you can’t escape him.

God I fucking hate Thor.

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