>*Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century intro ends*
>*Scene opens on Daffy's spaceship, where the crew is on deck watching the flight*
>*Ding dong*
Dr. I.Q. Hi: I wonder who that could be at this time of day?
>*Daffy opens the hatch*
Dave: hey Daffy!
Daffy: Holy fr*cken crap, IQ! Check who it is!
Dr. I.Q. Hi: Is that... Oh my god, Dave Mustaine!
Porky Cadet: Holy shit, Dave? I thought you were drafted and got shipped off to Iraq!
>*scene where Dave is evacuating from Afghanistan while 'Holy Wars... The Punishment Due' plays*
Dave: Hehehe, yep, I’m back. Leaving Afghanistan was almost as hard as getting into it!
>*everyone but Queen Tyr'ahnee laughs*
Captain Star Johnson: it’s great to have ya back, Dave!
Tyr'ahnee: whatever! It was great to finally have some peace and quiet from those stupid puns...
>*Dave uppercuts Tyr'ahnee into the vacuum of space as his shirt now reads Never 4get Our Abandoned Blood*
Daffy: NYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>*Marvin the Martian turns towards the audience*
Marvin: personally I prefer Rob Halford, but WB can’t negotiate for shit! (and that makes me very angry)

i'm not reading that

>>149669503
You are gay confirmed