Thread 149673732 - /co/ [Archived: 43 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:38:09 PM No.149673732
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I continue to not understand why changing franchises mostly enjoyed by white men and white boys to be about girlbosses saving the day while white male characters are only depicted as weakling, bad guys and losers is worth losing hundreds of millions of dollars each year.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:40:30 PM No.149673754
>Woman does thing
>I'M BEING GENOCIDED
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:40:59 PM No.149673760
>>149673732 (OP)
Shut the fuck up outrage tourist. Sue is canonically the most overpowered one on the team because the last 30 years of FF have been trying to hypercompensate for the first 30 years of her being a useless damsel in distress eye candy.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:47:09 PM No.149673815
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>>149673760
And yet recent events have proven that audiences would rather see Sue as a cute and sexy wife and mother and not as some kind of high-powered juggernaut. So yes she is better as eye candy.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:49:04 PM No.149673844
>>149673815
Then why is she a playable character in the game you posted? Go back.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:49:54 PM No.149673852
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>>149673844
nobody talks about her powers or even gameplay she is literally eye candy and aesthetically pleasing
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:05:07 PM No.149674065
>>149673760
>Sue is canonically the most overpowered one
maybe according to woke modern comics but nobody with a brain or self respect consideres anything written after 2008 canon in general
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:08:38 PM No.149674109
>>149673732 (OP)
>girlbosses saving the day
literally did not fucking happen, watch the goddamned movie.

it just was mediocre, and the cast is fugly as hell.

there are a dozen problems with this movie and "MUH GIRLBOSS" was NOT one of them.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:08:55 PM No.149674112
I'm tired of these bot threads.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:11:31 PM No.149674154
>>149674065
She was overpowered before 2008 already.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:12:19 PM No.149674170
>>149673815
Capeshit comics are now largely being written by people who would be supervillains if they had the opportunity, they don't understand the idea that things besides POWAH matter.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:12:57 PM No.149674182
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>>149674109
fuck off
you lost
we are not doing your little dance anymore
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:14:06 PM No.149674200
>>149674154
Johnny was always the strongest. That is why he sacrificed himself to safe his family (only to come back shortly after during Secret Invasion).
But Fake Woke Fans like you don't even read comics.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:17:42 PM No.149674252
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>>149674182
at least she was extremely sexy and can herald my mighty ejaculation
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:18:32 PM No.149674262
>>149674109
Calling it the "M-She-U" didn't start out of nowhere.
The more Marvel pushes away white guys with money (their intended audience) the more money they'll lose
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:19:42 PM No.149674279
>Disney of all studios basically gave us a naked metallic chick when everyone complained that everything is woke and noone is allowed to be hot.
>incels STILL complain.

Admit it at this point, you want to suck nigga dick and get gangbanged.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:21:13 PM No.149674299
>>149674279
i would take a movie where the women are written like the men are and the men are written like the women are
should would be great to see women lying on their fat butt while men safe the day and rescue their useless asses for a change.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:24:00 PM No.149674332
>>149674262
Actually, Marvel's intended audience depends on white males to take them to the movies. How you going to call it the M-she-u, when women don't even go to the movies unless they're taking a kid, or their man is taking them? Women never go to the movies by themselves.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:25:49 PM No.149674359
>>149673852
>I goon constantly, so it means EVERYONE does
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:26:49 PM No.149674374
>>149674279
That chick shouldn't have even been in the movie.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:05:52 PM No.149674860
>>149673760
>Sue is canonically the most overpowered one on the team because the last 30 years
Because powerlevels in comics aren't known to widely fluctuate between retarded extremes from writer to writer. We all have to accept that punisher can just no sell the penance stare because a shitty writer said so.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:13:54 PM No.149674959
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>>149674200
>>149674065
She's stopped thors' hammer on multiple occassions, held gamma bombs and explosions, blocked punches from hulk and she-hulk, and done all sorts of things ALL before 2008. She has constantly been the strongest member power wise of the team, but that's the thing you moron. She's a member of a TEAM. They all fight TOGETHER. She's not just arm-candy, she's an integral part of the group.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:15:00 PM No.149674969
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>>149674359
Gooner game
Gooner website
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:17:04 PM No.149674997
>>149674182
>>149674262
Fuck "Marvels" and girlbossing shits but this is absolutely not that, stop lying.

Watch it on pirate sites ffs, and stop parroting moronic youtube shits.

The movie sucks, but "muh women" is not one of its many, MANY problems.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:17:49 PM No.149675010
>>149674959
if she's so powerful why be on a team in the first place?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:18:57 PM No.149675026
>>149674959
I can show you double the amount of panels where she is defeated and needs to be resuced as a damsel
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:22:27 PM No.149675066
>>149674959
Sorry we don't read comics here
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:24:03 PM No.149675088
>>149674997
see you until the next woke flop when
>wokeness was totally not again the reason why this one flopped as well guys
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:27:42 PM No.149675125
>>149674279
Julia Gardner isn't hot. This version of Silver Surfer isn't hot. Nudity isn't inherently sexy or eye candy, otherwise you'd claim "Agatha All Along isn't woke, we get to see Kathyn Hahn's nude wrinkly buttocks for 5 seconds!"
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:29:30 PM No.149675154
>>149673732 (OP)
I can tell you are just repeating shit from the Critical Drinker and his friends. Fuck off, NPC.
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DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
8/2/2025, 10:30:26 PM No.149675168
>>149673732 (OP)
>mostly enjoyed by white men and white boys
>the fantastic 4
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
8/2/2025, 10:32:00 PM No.149675186
At least The Naked Gun did well.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:32:08 PM No.149675188
why everything sucks now
why everything sucks now
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>>149673732 (OP)
Here let me help
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:33:40 PM No.149675220
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>>149674200
>That is why he sacrificed himself to safe his family (only to come back shortly after during Secret Invasion).
Kek you are such a fucking casual trying to fit in. Johnny's sacrifice and the Future Foundation stuff happened AFTER Secret Invasion. Read some actual comics or leave /co/, outrage tourist.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:33:56 PM No.149675227
>>149674109
>there are a dozen problems with this movie and "MUH GIRLBOSS" was NOT one of them.

What was your opinion on what was wrong with the movie? Female silver surfer was enough to convince my bros that it wasn't for us so we didn't bother seeing it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:35:18 PM No.149675247
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>>149673732 (OP)
Despite being half of the population, male media dominates girl media in every aspect from quality to appeal.
Everyone wants to watch male media, only fringe weirdos wanna watch female media. Its not a bug, it's a feature.
The issue is, females WANT female media but don't find it appealing so they try to adjust male media to appeal to feminine sensibilities, which in turn removes all the appeal of male media.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:35:32 PM No.149675251
>>149673732 (OP)
>girlbossed
Groyper yourist continue to not understand people are tired of Disney and Marvel and has nothing to do with le woke.
Woke movies like Black Panther were a fucking success. And so is the current woke Superman.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:37:25 PM No.149675281
>>149673732 (OP)
Reed can't stretch far enough to save a cat out of a tree without crying out in pain and ripping his clothes. Of course it flopped.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:37:58 PM No.149675295
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>>149674959
I swear only the most autistic midwits care about character powerlevels. All that matters is the WHIM of the writer and making ANY of the 4 more "powerful" is shortsighted and it's obvious why they picked Sue this time for the movie. They all could've had a hand in pushing back galactus into the teleporter as a TEAM but didn't.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:38:57 PM No.149675312
>>149674959
>team where one member is more powerful than the rest combined
this sounds kind of fucking lame tbqh
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:41:37 PM No.149675357
>>149674299
Wonder woman, and Big barda could work like that.

>>149675251
Sure, sometimes the audience buys woke shit, but you're not seriously going to try to claim that woke has NOTHING to do with the mindset of making current Diz shit, and therefore, why the audiences are tired of it?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:52:07 PM No.149675495
>>149675188
But they don't read comics or watch these superhero movies. Even The Marvels still had a 65% male audience.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:53:30 PM No.149675515
>>149673760
Did she make the ultimate nulifier? No that was reed she glorified transparent sandwich and baby maker stfu
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:57:42 PM No.149675566
>>149675515
1) Reed didn't build the Ultimate Nullifier either. They had Johnny retrieve it from space. You keep trying to flex your "comic knowledge" and failing like the casual you are.
2) Even if that were true, by that logic, Sue didn't build the portal in the movie either, so there's no problem.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:58:28 PM No.149675578
>>149675495
Theyโ€™re trying to change that, and theyโ€™re willing to shitcan decades of goodwill for a snowballโ€™s chance at female viewers.
Doctor Who used to be for ten year old boys, look how that went.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:59:54 PM No.149675603
>>149675515
>that was reed
>ultimate nullifier
dumbass
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:01:24 PM No.149675619
>>149673852
Actually a lot of people talk about her powers and gameplay in Rivals. She is one of the best healers in the game. Just because you're too retarded to read what people say doesn't mean they're not saying it.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:01:37 PM No.149675624
>>149675578
Doctor Who is the worst possible example you could have used because this is a franchise notorious for having a very female, very tumblr fanbase for decades at this point.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:03:53 PM No.149675662
>>149675026
From the 60s before she was even a fully fleshed out character, yeah. I can show you panels where every superhero has been jobbed and subject to reductionist writing. We can do this all day.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:06:05 PM No.149675691
>>149675247
So... executives are stupid, in other words?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:07:58 PM No.149675714
>>149675566
>failing like the casual you are.
>casual
Are we still pretending like there isn't 100 different wikis and dozens of youtube channels that lets anyone casual or not know comic trivia? The days of combing back issues and omnibuses went out with dial up internet. Knowing the names of the pilots of Quintronic man isn't a flex when you can just google it.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.149675732
>>149675714
And yet the OP can't even manage that, which makes his attempts extra embarrassing.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:15:02 PM No.149675800
>>149673732 (OP)
>Roger Corman triumphs again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77kOZg31cjM
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:16:10 PM No.149675820
>>149675691
i remember reading years ago that the majority of execs don't really watch movies or tv for entertainment. everything they know about them is filtered through market research and business decisions.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:19:06 PM No.149675853
>>149674959
Malice is a straight example that proves Sue is OP if she stops holding back and cartoon made it common knowledge to the public. If you think she became broken only in modern comics you're either a fool or fake fan.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:29:13 PM No.149675954
>>149673732 (OP)
Viewership didn't drop off because le woman moment, viewership dropped off because it's fucking BORING.
Replies: >>149676108
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:32:11 PM No.149675986
>>149673852
this game's character design is so fucking ugly
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:45:52 PM No.149676108
>>149675954
It's boring because of the inclusion of women.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:10:26 AM No.149676343
>>149673852
Are you joking? People talk about her gameplay all the fucking time. She is borderline mandatory with how busted her utility and healing is and not to mention her self peel
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:12:52 AM No.149676366
>>149673732 (OP)
well you're acting like a bitch right now, so the movie is depicting you bitches accurately.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:31:39 AM No.149676545
>>149675154
Drinker apparently liked it tho
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:32:24 AM No.149676551
People unrionically thought F4 would beat Superman because a bunch of zoomers masturbated to Sue from Marvel Rivals.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:34:33 AM No.149676571
>>149675515
the ultimate nullifer is Galactus' weapon, it's part of his body. The Watcher just helped the FF steal it so they could use Galactus' own weapon to scare him away.
After that it was retrieved by Silver Surfer and been passed around from person to person, Reed doesn't own it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:48:24 AM No.149676701
>>149676545
That means as little to me as him hating it. His opinion is worthless in both directions.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:50:13 AM No.149676715
>>149676701
Yeah I dont like the guy either, it was just to point that out.
His only requirement to like a film is that it doesn't hurt his feelings.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:50:18 AM No.149676716
>>149673754
>>149673760
The mcu is being genocided by poor sales.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 12:57:03 AM No.149676790
>>149676545
Kek. He should learn to wait until movies come out for him to watch them before talking shit. His video revealed how much of a tourist he is about comics.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:00:19 AM No.149676829
>>149676790
A lot of grifters are on that lane. It's not hard to believe their only approach to something like FF were the '00s films instead of the comics.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:46:20 AM No.149677414
>>149673732 (OP)
Sue has been the most OP member of the team since the day she realized should could do more then turn herself invisible. She can solo the other 3 with ease.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:48:37 AM No.149677442
>>149676701
His 2 million subscribers say otherwise, nobody.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:48:53 AM No.149677446
>>149674065
>he hasn't read John Byrne
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 1:53:10 AM No.149677498
>>149674065
>>149674200
Her power up began in the mid 70's, and Byrne established her as the team's most powerful member in his run.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:00:40 AM No.149677598
this thread is A U T I S M
Replies: >>149677974
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:10:42 AM No.149677721
>>149673754
It's seriously so pathetic.
Replies: >>149681142
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:16:59 AM No.149677810
>>149673732 (OP)
I didn't watch it but antiwoke streamer Ethan van Sciver (who also draws a comic book every few years) said it's a good movie so I think you're overreacting
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:17:39 AM No.149677823
This thread is full of
>I didn't see the movie
>I don't the first thing about comic Sue Storm
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:23:40 AM No.149677908
>>149675188
Okay, so why is the movie bombing then?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:26:16 AM No.149677956
>>149677908
Various reasons that can be fun to discuss
Replies: >>149680177
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:27:17 AM No.149677974
>>149677598
Fitting for an FF thread then
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:30:05 AM No.149678017
>>149677823
Welcome to /co/.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:30:18 AM No.149678024
>>149675188
Unfortunately for them, the power scalers may have killed the woman audience for it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:33:16 AM No.149678064
>>149677414
Like I said earlier, she could probably separate brainstem with her powers. I remember her encasing someone's head and choking them out.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:35:43 AM No.149678101
>>149675010
You know hero females. They lack agency.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 2:36:58 AM No.149678120
>>149675010
She was made to be a team member
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:19:43 AM No.149679437
>>149673815
>>149673760
Based. FF were highly popular, then they faded into obscurity in the last 40 years, now they are somehow popular with tiddy videogames again.

Yes, maybe Sue being overpowered is one of the issues. Only proving him right.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:10:16 AM No.149680143
>>149674359

No, that's the truth. That's literally all anyone cares about in a female character. Her looks and sex appeal. Nothing else has ever mattered and nothing else ever will. You can pretend otherwise but even you don't believe it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:12:22 AM No.149680177
>>149677956
List them
Replies: >>149680363
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:28:23 AM No.149680363
>>149680177
A couple to start:
>Marvel losing the goodwill of the public
>Released alongside JW and Super, with many people not going to theaters more than once a months
>Word of mouth, while not bad, ranged from ok to good, which isn't enough nowadays for a movie that isn't full cameoslop
>The taint of the previous FF film, plus the characters not being the most appealing to general audiences
>Capeshit being very much dead overseas

Add more or discuss the ones here
Replies: >>149680914
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:29:37 AM No.149680381
>>149673732 (OP)
The actual reason it failed is because the last time anyone gave a shit about the Fantastic Four was when John Byrne wrote the book 40 years ago. And before then, nobody had given a shit about them since the Lee/Kirby days. It's just a concept that most people don't actually care about or find interesting.
Replies: >>149681141
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:30:58 AM No.149680396
Also Fantastic Four just plain is not suited for a movie. It's an adventure series with a family dynamic, its better suited for TV and cartoons; something that can be episodic with serialized elements.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:32:59 AM No.149680415
>basically every character has shit to do
>"yeah but I wish one of the leads actually did less or nothing at all cuz woman"
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:33:35 AM No.149680423
>>149680396
There's a reason the most common comparison to FF is Star Trek and Doctor Who.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:03:24 AM No.149680851
>>149680396
All cape comics are serials so stop saying this over and over in every thread you faggot
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:06:50 AM No.149680914
>>149680363
>casting Pedro was met with universal annoyance outside of bots and shills.
>kirby isnt ugly but Susan is supposed to be an all American smoke show. Kirby simply cannot be that, sheโ€™s too old and too British. Sex sells, and she isnt that. Men stayed home.
>the cast overall is too old a 50 year old and his 40 year old wife who looks 45 having a child isnt really all that believable let alone endearing or exciting when we know nothing about them. Kids stayed home or saw something else.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:09:30 AM No.149680961
>>149680396
>>149680423
A FF tv show in the vein of Star Trek is not something that I realized I needed up until now.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:14:24 AM No.149681068
>>149680961
>>149680423
Oh look the shill is taking to himself
Replies: >>149681111
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:15:26 AM No.149681090
>>149673760
...and that's a good thing?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:16:35 AM No.149681110
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>>149673732 (OP)
Nerd cave theory. You (the nerd) are going to watch it no matter what, so they can make it for a completely different audience (women) and bring them in too. Rarely works in practice however cause women hate nerd shit.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:16:36 AM No.149681111
>>149681068
Meds
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:17:44 AM No.149681141
>>149680381
fantastic four are really built for comic books and their powers don't translate well in live action.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:17:50 AM No.149681142
>>149673754
>>149677721
You know what's pathetic? The MCU flopping like the trash it is.

>>149673760
>MUH COMICS
Half of Marvel characters being gay is also canon. Something being canon to the comics does not make it
1. good
2. legitimate
3. not a political move
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:18:20 AM No.149681155
>>149675295
>making ANY of the 4 more "powerful" is shortsighted
True, the Fantastic Four were created to be a team together, they're not like most superhero teams where the appeal was putting together a bunch of characters who didnโ€™t normally interact.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:19:58 AM No.149681191
>>149677823
The first thing about comic Sue is that she's incredibly hot. MCU Sue isn't.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:22:44 AM No.149681259
>>149675251
>Groyper yourist continue to not understand people are tired of Disney and Marvel and has nothing to do with le woke.
It objectively does. Woke shit is flopping in all genres.

>Woke movies like Black Panther were a fucking success. And so is the current woke Superman.
Neither movie is girlpower feminist, which is the heart of wokeness.