>>149680745 (OP)>What gives?He is obese.
He is bald.
He is stupid.
He has no money.
He has no car.
He is way too tall.
He is uneducated.
He likes cartoons for children.
He has scrawny arms. (no muscle mass whatsoever)
He has a weird penis.
He is neurotic and mentally ill.
He has crooked teeth and a big pointy nose.
He is not good at anything. (not exactly true...)
He has thoracic kyphosis.
He is a glutton.
He has stupid incorrect opinions.
He is emotionally unstable and immature.
He is egotistical and self absorbed.
He has pale greasy skin and huge pores.
He is covered in zits, scabs, and open wounds.
He has a history of racist jokes (he feels deeply ashamed of them)
He has no social skills.
He has no business prospects or ambition.
He is a condescending pseudo-intellectual.
He fails at everything.
He doesn't bathe.
He has very, very low self esteem.