How the FUCK do we make a GOOD Sonic TV Show?

Adventure of Sonic sucked Felix's dick
Sonic Boom sucked Seinfeld's dick
Sonic Prime was good idea with horrible execution. RIP Nine
Sonic X was more boring than YuGiOh if that's possible.
Sonic SatAm was okay but paled in comparison to other 86s metal shows.
Archie & IDW make me barf , they make British Sonic look good by comparison.

>sucked Seinfeld's dick
Could you provide examples or any justification for why that's an argument against it? Sonic is a series for failed mass shooters and deprived spastics. You may as well introduce them to proper comedy writing.

>>149688585 (OP)
we could start with something charming and simple, like classic sonic having adventures.
>>149688934
I would have loved to disagree but you are correct in your statement, the good comfy shit is from a minority of devs and drawfags.

>>149688585 (OP)
I’m surprised Sega never commissioned a Sonic anime after X

I’m serious they wanna shill to the Japanese so bad yet they don’t do what every popular series does. Even Tales of Berseria did an anime not too long ago

Back on topic, get Gendy Tartovsky to do it, he’s good at action ain’t he? Ending will suck tho

>>149689155
>Ending will suck tho
not if he is just the one animating and setting the mood for each scene.
worked for both star wars 2003 and samurai jack.

The biggest hurdle currently is no good animators. Sonic Boom and Prime would be much better if their animators knew how to draw good action/settings

I’d reccomend Mercury Filmworks as the best possible option. Look at their Mickey Mouse 2013 series. That’s how Sonic should be animated, loads of interesting settings and smooth action

>>149688585 (OP)
Satam was boring as hell, AoSth was unironically better. Nostalgia Critic's narrative was totally wrong and people who never watched both shows repeat the shit he has said.

Satam looks better but was really lame when you watch it.

Sonic X would have been a lot better without the cringe humans and especially Chris.

>>149689508
Doesn't matter how good the animators are if the budget doesn't compensate.

>>149689578
But we would lose the racing episode with Sam and Rouge's relationship with Topaz.

>>149689730
Prime had a huge budget. It failed because its animators were incompetent rookie college troons. And possibly some interference from Sega

>>149688585 (OP)
Sonic X (the original Japanese dub) is perfect, the dub is good too but they censored it.
Boom was funny though, but that's because Sticks and Eggman carried most of the show.

>>149688585 (OP)
I live all Sonic cartoons, comics and games. I am satisfied and happy.

>>149689730
Topaz is only good for porn, she is basically the Leona Ozaki of that show.

>>149688585 (OP)
Sonic X is already perfect, honestly the only essential Sonic media is Sonic X, Adventure through Black Knight, and the porn

>>149689155
>I’m surprised Sega never commissioned a Sonic anime after X
The 3rd season wouldn't even exist if it weren't for 4kids and the French dubbing studio. Sonic bombs in Japan.

>>149688585 (OP)
Sonic doesn't make a good tv show. it makes good quick little cartoon shorts
he's a beach bum that zips around and solves puzzles and takes down huge mecha fortresses. there's no show there. No useful dialogue. If there were meant to be, the creators would have put it there (in the GOOD games.) Once it became Adventure, yeah, now it's a show, and a garbage one.

>>149689757
X fucking sucked. All it is is Sonic napping and staring into the distance for minutes at a time trying to act super sewious and deep like sega thinks he’s Kenshiro
then there’ll be a b plot of the shitty friends + Chris getting captured by eggman so Sonic rescues them with his magic spindash ring cause they’re useless

Rinse and repeat until S3 where they change things up slightly by firing Sonic out if a cannon instead of throwing him a ring. Jap sub does nothing to fix this and often makes it even dumber with the sonic worshipping shit in S2